Sperminator

http://tinyurl.com/3uw3lja

Looks like the nom de presse is gonna be permanent.

And here we go again, it's not so bad to have one, two, or more
mistresses, and additionally, to father children with them, but watch
out for the misuse of federal funds. Oh so tempting, but just too good
a place for the warriors of morality to tee off from.

Book deals? Book deals, anyone? At least, an exclusive to the
Enquirer?
--D-y