Two knoghted sportsmen

On Saturday, March 10, 2018 at 4:10:21 PM UTC, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
On 3/9/2018 10:24 AM, Simon Jester wrote:
On Friday, March 9, 2018 at 4:52:27 PM UTC, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
On 3/8/2018 12:03 PM, Simon Jester wrote:
On Thursday, March 8, 2018 at 4:22:27 PM UTC, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
On 3/7/2018 12:16 PM, Simon Jester wrote:
On Tuesday, March 6, 2018 at 4:18:34 PM UTC, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
On 3/6/2018 1:44 AM, Peter Keller wrote:
On 05/03/18 22:37, Judith wrote:


Sir Bradley Wiggins

Sir Roger Bannister


The only difference is that one deserves a knighthood - and then there is
Wiggins


No.

One was a neurologist.
The other is not.


How does a knight go to the bathroom?

Maybe Knights, like Americans, never bathe.


A recent report shows the average limey couple (two fags that is) change their bedsheets only every six months.
Disgusting!

I did not realise cigarettes could marry.


You limeys should learn English.

'Limeys' as you call us, speak English by definition.
Faggots are delicious.


THIS PROVES YOU ARE GAY!

All it proves is that I am not vegetarian.