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Old October 23rd 05, 06:41 AM
happy_4_u
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cool, i turned that one into a rap


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Old October 23rd 05, 11:23 AM
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took about 30 seconds...

I ride on only one wheel
my organs I cannot feel
I ride off three foot drops
and jump up one foot hops
Skate parks and urban trials
and cokering many miles
Racking myself on all the falls
gives a new meaning to "blue balls"


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Old October 23rd 05, 01:43 PM
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Blood on your shins.
Pain in your balls.
What causes this fun?
A unicycle fall.


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Old October 23rd 05, 02:06 PM
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people look,people stare
i think there looking at my skills or is it my hair?
as i ride around people laugh.
is it becasaue my bike was cut in half?
get over it there easy to do!
but then again then anyone could ride one...even you
wow is it cool wheni start to do trials
or even tell them that ive riden 5 miles
unicycling is my life,thats what it will always be!
its far more than an interest or just a hobby.
so cut in half a normal bike...
or even modify a simple trike
so hop on one and learn how to ride.
amaze yourself and blow others mind!!!!

the end


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Old October 23rd 05, 02:59 PM
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wowunicycle wrote:
Anyone have any good unicycle poetry for a school project?



no .


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My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I.. got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window.. and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'll all be gray, but your picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it's not so bad, it's not so bad.. bad... bad
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Old October 23rd 05, 08:55 PM
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At least you're honest.


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Old October 23rd 05, 08:57 PM
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I really suck, but that's okay.
It's just a hobby anyway!


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Old October 23rd 05, 09:35 PM
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I ride along the river bank
I'm not that good, in fact , I'm...

...no, we'll try something else.

As I ride, I see a duck...

Nope...

Er...


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Old October 23rd 05, 09:41 PM
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My proper name is Michael,
I ride a unicycle
I sometimes ride it in the wood
I sometimes fall off (I'm no good)
I sometimes ride it by the lake
(But not too fast, it's got no brake)
I ride beside the river too
And post my stories, just for you.


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Old October 23rd 05, 09:43 PM
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Big wheel keeps on turning
Carryin' me home to see my kin
Singing songs about the southland
I ride my Coker once agin (an' I think it's a sin)


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