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World Exclusive.... P e t a c c h i t o R o c k R a c i n g ! ! !!
On May 16, 8:58 pm, "Carmella the Roach Killer"
wrote: Rock Racing announced Friday evening that it has been in contact with Alessandro Petacchi ever since Milram terminated its contract with the sprinter. "Every so-called drug breach is going to be celebrated," said Rock Racing spokesperson Joe Spokesperson, the team's spokesperson. At the team presentation in January, Spokesperson announced that the team policy was "An immediate suspension in case of a doping suspicion means more publicity for Rock Racing when we get another doper to join the Rock." The CAS ruled on May 6th that Petacchi did not cheat (wink wink) or abuse (wink wink) his asthma medication Salbutamol, but that he was nevertheless in breach of UCI anti-doping regulations. It ordered him suspended for one year, and said that he was to call Michael Ball directly. Michael Ball could not be reached for comment because he was too busy trying to build an all womens team around convict Marianne Jones, former body builder Tammy Thomas, and a female midget named Fireplug. Also Michael Ball's spokesperson said that he'd be hiring a laughing German midget and camel to be a symbol for the future of Rock Racing. Rock Racing will be officially releasing the following video clip in the very near future after they finalize the contract with the laughing German midget. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJuaZKBABO0 jackass |
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Rock Racing announced Friday evening that it has been in contact with Alessandro Petacchi ever since Milram terminated its contract with the sprinter. "Every so-called drug breach is going to be celebrated," said Rock Racing spokesperson Joe Spokesperson, the team's spokesperson. At the team presentation in January, Spokesperson announced that the team policy was "An immediate suspension in case of a doping suspicion means more publicity for Rock Racing when we get another doper to join the Rock." The CAS ruled on May 6th that Petacchi did not cheat (wink wink) or abuse (wink wink) his asthma medication Salbutamol, but that he was nevertheless in breach of UCI anti-doping regulations. It ordered him suspended for one year, and said that he was to call Michael Ball directly. Michael Ball could not be reached for comment because he was too busy trying to build an all womens team around convict Marianne Jones, former body builder Tammy Thomas, and a female midget named Fireplug. Also Michael Ball's spokesperson said that he'd be hiring a laughing German midget and camel to be a symbol for the future of Rock Racing. Rock Racing will be officially releasing the following video clip in the very near future after they finalize the contract with the laughing German midget. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJuaZKBABO0 |
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"OMC" wrote in message
... jackass Shouldn't you save some of that hatred for me? After all, it was my contempt for people who post that sort of stuff that put me on the outs with you in the first place. |
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On May 17, 5:48*pm, "Tom Kunich" cyclintom@yahoo. com wrote:
"OMC" wrote in message ... jackass Shouldn't you save some of that hatred for me? After all, it was my contempt for people who post that sort of stuff that put me on the outs with you in the first place. NASA Mission Control to Tom Kunich, NASA Mission Control to Tom Kunich. Do you read? Urgent message from Mission Control. We have discovered that the Earth does not revolve around Tom Kunich. Repeat, the Earth does not revolve around Tom Kunich. Do you copy? Astronaut Kunich, this is Mission Control, please acknowledge! |
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" wrote: On May 17, 5:48*pm, "Tom Kunich" cyclintom@yahoo. com wrote: "OMC" wrote in message ... jackass Shouldn't you save some of that hatred for me? After all, it was my contempt for people who post that sort of stuff that put me on the outs with you in the first place. NASA Mission Control to Tom Kunich, NASA Mission Control to Tom Kunich. Do you read? Urgent message from Mission Control. We have discovered that the Earth does not revolve around Tom Kunich. Repeat, the Earth does not revolve around Tom Kunich. Do you copy? Astronaut Kunich, this is Mission Control, please acknowledge! Mission Control, the November elections are getting closer, expect the "I'm a victim" module to be getting a greater workout. On the other hand, that post of his does seem to hint very strongly that perhaps Major Tom is a firm believer in the "any attention is good attention" school of thought. -- tanx, Howard Whatever happened to Leon Trotsky? He got an icepick That made his ears burn. remove YOUR SHOES to reply, ok? |
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Tom Kunich wrote:
Shouldn't you save some of that hatred for me? After all, it was my contempt for people who post that sort of stuff that put me on the outs with you in the first place. wrote: NASA Mission Control to Tom Kunich, NASA Mission Control to Tom Kunich. Do you read? Urgent message from Mission Control. We have discovered that the Earth does not revolve around Tom Kunich. Repeat, the Earth does not revolve around Tom Kunich. Do you copy? Astronaut Kunich, this is Mission Control, please acknowledge! We all know Major Tom's a junkie |
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On May 16, 10:20*pm, OMC wrote:
On May 16, 8:58 pm, "Carmella the Roach Killer" wrote: Rock Racing announced Friday evening that it has been in contact with Alessandro Petacchi ever since Milram terminated its contract with the sprinter. *"Every so-called drug breach is going to be celebrated," said Rock Racing spokesperson Joe Spokesperson, the team's spokesperson. *At the team presentation in January, Spokesperson announced that the team policy was "An immediate suspension in case of a doping suspicion means more publicity for Rock Racing when we get another doper to join the Rock." The CAS ruled on May 6th that Petacchi did not cheat (wink wink) or abuse (wink wink) his asthma medication Salbutamol, but that he was nevertheless in breach of UCI anti-doping regulations. *It ordered him suspended for one year, and said that he was to call Michael Ball directly. *Michael Ball could not be reached for comment because he was too busy trying to build an all womens team around convict Marianne Jones, former body builder Tammy Thomas, and a female midget named Fireplug. Also Michael Ball's spokesperson said that he'd be hiring a laughing German midget and camel to be a symbol for the future of Rock Racing. *Rock Racing will be officially releasing the following video clip in the very near future after they finalize the contract with the laughing German midget. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJuaZKBABO0 jackass- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - That's an insult to a perfectly good animal, but I see your point. Bill C |
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