What is this Velocraft NoCom?

"Rudy Carnac" wrote in message
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Zipp 300 Carbon Cranks are the Fastest Cranks in the Known Uninverse. Only
397 grams with rings. These are the cranks that will make your bike fast
but not as fast as a NoCom.

Warning if you are a fat slob or cheap ******* do not bother buying Zipp
300 Carbon Cranks. They are expensive, worth every penny and are reserved
for the best of the best.

Regards,

Rudy Carnac

****ing Ed Gin! Why don't you get a life you miserable Mongoloid *******.

You are a self-centered, self-serving, self-indulgent egomaniac ... a
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... a pathetic, pitiful, pretentious pansy ... a slimy, gutless, feeble
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"Chester Williams" wrote in message
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Hayes El Camino Disc Brakes Fastest disc brakes in the Universe

The El Camino features Power Adjust Dial, which modulates braking power by
+/-10%. The Mono-Block caliper is forged using 6061-T6 aluminum while the
open back design allows improved airflow across the pads. If you are a fat
old ignorant white man from Minn do not buy these brakes. Nothing will
stop your sorry ass when you need to stop.

The rotating banjo hose attachment offers optimal hose placement. Perfect
for all the hose heads on A.R.B.R.

Chester


****ing Ed Gin! Why don't you get a life you miserable Mongoloid *******.

You are a self-centered, self-serving, self-indulgent egomaniac ... a
disingenuous, nefarious, cretinous scumbag ... an amoral, vile, vulgar
deviate, a contemptible, seething, puerile twerp ... a moronic,
infantile, foolish twit ... a worthless, obnoxious, parasitic
pantywaist ... an incoherent, babbling, imbecilic half-wit ... a gray,
insignificant, low-life dolt ... a tiresome, brain-dead, boring dullard
... a pathetic, pitiful, pretentious pansy ... a slimy, gutless, feeble
coward. Cloaked in a cyber-space pseudonym, you are an opportunistic,
infectious, bottom feeding troll ... an oozing festering, canker on the
hide of Internet newsgroups. I guess that just about sums it up.

Giro Atmos LTD Fastest Helmet in the Known Universe
Worn by six-time Tour De France champion, Lance Armstrong, Atmos is the coolest and toughest helmet on the road.

WARNING this helmet will not fit the head of fat old white honkey bigots from Minn. Those idiots have heads too big for any helmet. Only fast racers who ride deserve this helmet.

Johnny Giro
Atmos LTD
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