Paulie - Buy Lotte that pink mtb!!

Tamyka Bell Wrote:

The frequency of his stacks explains why the world is going
to hell.

T
Possibly. But definitely evidences committment - not unlike that
displayed by you at the Mont. Now if Paulie let you wear his old
helmet down there ... ....


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monsterman

monsterman wrote:

Tamyka Bell Wrote:

The frequency of his stacks explains why the world is going
to hell.

T
Possibly. But definitely evidences committment - not unlike that
displayed by you at the Mont. Now if Paulie let you wear his old
helmet down there ... ....

Yep, it's true, I do almost as much damage as you. Haven't
yet cracked a rib though, I might try for that this
weekend...

T

monsterman wrote:
Paulie-AU Wrote:
Hey my XC bike is still V-Brakes.

About that spare bike..................... much pilfering will be
occuring . Technically our spare bike will be my current XC frame
with an assortment of parts from Lottes current bike. I am stealing the
Frame and front wheel.

Fortunately due to the fact that Lottes current bike is in *perfect*
condition it will be great to ride and very reliable.
Psst. Hey Paulie . sssshhhhhh. I have a cunning plan:

- paint your old xc frame pink and slap on some ghey looking trek
stickers to match the ghey pink paint
- take all the running gear off Lotte's Merida and take to it with
silver and black spray paint 'till it looks nice and new. Peel the
old ones off and put some new stickers on if you have to - then bolt
it all onto the pink xc
- slap some new tyes on her same old wheels, or touch the current
ones up with boot polish Put some new mavic stickers on her rims
- tel her you sold your xc frame for a pizza and a 6-pack, or some
magic f*cken beans - it doesn't matter - just convince her its gone
- buy some sweet new running gear for your newly acquired reliable
Merida frame, but make sure you get it really dirty and scratch the
stickers off etc before you get it home. Slap on the old stickers you
peeled off Lotte's old running gear so she thinks its her old gear
- tell her you had the shop swap the the discs off for V's - because
you know just how (until recently, anyway) vehmently anti - disc
Lotte is
- squirrel all the money you've saved away for your own furtive n+1
plans
She wont know the difference if you take you time with the paint and
stickers. I can give you a hand. My steel pinarello with chorus
is actually a mongoose with 10 yr old sh!tmano 600


You've done that before, MM!

--
Karen

"Reverse the polarity and invert the particle flux!"
"You mean put the batteries in the other way?"
"...yes."
-Star Trek (any of them)

monsterman wrote:
asterope Wrote:
You're evil. Did you know that MM?
Uhuh. Pure, cold filtered, aged in oak barrels overproof Evil.


pushin' old ladies under buses (watch out Duracell Bunny - and no she
doesn't drive buses!!)



Have you been talking to Lotte again?

--
Karen

"Reverse the polarity and invert the particle flux!"
"You mean put the batteries in the other way?"
"...yes."
-Star Trek (any of them)

Paulie-AU Wrote:
I will be keeping the red forks off my Single Speed as they are better
than Lottes current forks.
This is the guy who reckons a good fork is of paramount importance.
Well, YOU HAVE A GOOD FORK! NOW LET ME HAVE A GOOD BIKE. PUNK.

NOW.


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LotteBum

Duracell Bunny Wrote:
monsterman wrote:
asterope Wrote:
You're evil. Did you know that MM?
Uhuh. Pure, cold filtered, aged in oak barrels overproof Evil.


pushin' old ladies under buses (watch out Duracell Bunny - and no she
doesn't drive buses!!)



Have you been talking to Lotte again?

--
Karen

Nup. Does she drive buses?


--
monsterman