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  #21  
Old August 28th 18, 08:59 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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Default Police high speed driving

On Monday, August 27, 2018 at 7:26:57 PM UTC+1, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
On 8/27/2018 11:02 AM, wrote:
On Monday, August 27, 2018 at 12:21:16 AM UTC+1, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
If the police think it's safe for them to drive fast because they've been
on training courses, why not put everyone in the UK on these courses, then
we can all go 100mph?


I have done 140mph on the A9 and I have not been on a police training course.

Limey cars don't go that fast, even downhill.
LOL


I have video evidence and it was in Germany with an Italian car.
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Old August 28th 18, 09:57 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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Default Police high speed driving

On 27.08.2018 23:53, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Mon, 27 Aug 2018 21:33:44 +0100, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:

Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Mon, 27 Aug 2018 19:50:23 +0100, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Mon, 27 Aug 2018 19:25:59 +0100, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
wrote:
On Monday, August 27, 2018 at 12:21:16 AM UTC+1, Jimmy Wilkinson
Knife wrote:
If the police think it's safe for them to drive fast because
they've been on training courses, why not put everyone in the UK
on these courses, then we can all go 100mph?

I have done 140mph on the A9 and I have not been on a police
training course.

On your bicycle?
And no, you have not done 140mph on the A9. I do know that road.
Unfortunately.

An Alfa goes faster than a Micra.

No **** Sherlock.* I now drive a Nissan Juke.

That's a jumbo Micra.* And the ones I've seen mostly have only 3
doors.


So?


It's a piece of ****.

And I really don't care which
is faster.

Because your brain is too slow to operate a fast motor vehicle.


My car cost more than you will ever be able to afford.


You bought the wrong one.

Anyway, how it hanging these days Simon?

Why are you chatting up a man in lycra?

Because I'm not and because I have chatted to him for many years. He
is not a lying ****. You are. ****.

He is a cyclist.* Enough said.


He has more money than you.


Did.

Ignore Hucker, he is one step away from being sectioned.

At least I do not ride a bicycle.

But you do and you are.

Only offroad, and there is nothing wrong with my brain, it's everyone
else that's wrong.


Prick.


Oh do grow up.


And become like rou?
No bloody thanks.
  #24  
Old August 28th 18, 12:35 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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Default Police high speed driving

On Mon, 27 Aug 2018 20:33:44 GMT, "Mr Pounder Esquire"
thought it would be a good idea to chat
to the JWS troll:

Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:

[]

My car cost more than you will ever be able to afford.

My bicycle costs far less to buy, tax and maintain.
[]


Prick.

Legendary.





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Bah, and indeed, Humbug.
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Old August 28th 18, 01:54 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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Default Police high speed driving

On Tue, 28 Aug 2018 09:57:34 +0100, Peter Keller wrote:

On 27.08.2018 23:53, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Mon, 27 Aug 2018 21:33:44 +0100, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:

Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Mon, 27 Aug 2018 19:50:23 +0100, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Mon, 27 Aug 2018 19:25:59 +0100, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
wrote:
On Monday, August 27, 2018 at 12:21:16 AM UTC+1, Jimmy Wilkinson
Knife wrote:
If the police think it's safe for them to drive fast because
they've been on training courses, why not put everyone in the UK
on these courses, then we can all go 100mph?

I have done 140mph on the A9 and I have not been on a police
training course.

On your bicycle?
And no, you have not done 140mph on the A9. I do know that road.
Unfortunately.

An Alfa goes faster than a Micra.

No **** Sherlock. I now drive a Nissan Juke.

That's a jumbo Micra. And the ones I've seen mostly have only 3
doors.

So?


It's a piece of ****.

And I really don't care which
is faster.

Because your brain is too slow to operate a fast motor vehicle.

My car cost more than you will ever be able to afford.


You bought the wrong one.

Anyway, how it hanging these days Simon?

Why are you chatting up a man in lycra?

Because I'm not and because I have chatted to him for many years. He
is not a lying ****. You are. ****.

He is a cyclist. Enough said.

He has more money than you.


Did.

Ignore Hucker, he is one step away from being sectioned.

At least I do not ride a bicycle.

But you do and you are.

Only offroad, and there is nothing wrong with my brain, it's everyone
else that's wrong.

Prick.


Oh do grow up.


And become like rou?
No bloody thanks.


You are even more childish than Pounder.
  #28  
Old August 28th 18, 01:55 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife[_2_]
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Default Police high speed driving

On Tue, 28 Aug 2018 12:35:20 +0100, Kerr-Mudd,John wrote:

On Mon, 27 Aug 2018 20:33:44 GMT, "Mr Pounder Esquire"
thought it would be a good idea to chat
to the JWS troll:

Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:

[]

My car cost more than you will ever be able to afford.

My bicycle costs far less to buy, tax and maintain.


Because you get the roads paid for you by car owners.

Prick.

Legendary.

  #29  
Old August 28th 18, 01:58 PM posted to uk.legal,uk.rec.driving,uk.rec.cycling,alt.war.vietnam,alt.law-enforcement
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On Tue, 28 Aug 2018 04:50:05 +0100, a425couple wrote:

On 8/27/2018 11:04 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Mon, 27 Aug 2018 16:36:03 +0100, a425couple
wrote:

On 8/27/2018 7:40 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
On 8/26/2018 4:21 PM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
If the police think it's safe for them to drive fast because they've
been on training courses, why not put everyone in the UK on these
courses, then we can all go 100mph?

Well, first of all, the training is expensive. Who will pay
for it?


Well if you believe the government, they could pay for it, as it would
remove all the accidents they pay for.


Please support what you have said.
What elected government official has proposed that expensive
a training program?


I didn't say they have. "If you believe the government" referred to their ******** about accidents and how we should have advanced driving courses.

I managed an EVOC program for over a decade. Prior to that,
in a 'ramping up' period I had worked with a very large
city department's EVOC program. It had slowly gone into
hibernation for lack of allocated resources. The budget makers
were shown that car accidents, car damages, and lawsuit losses
were mounting. It was still tough to get a budget.

And it is time consuming, so most drivers (your "everyone")
will not spend the time willingly. Also, the police driving
courses (actual title is EVOC = Emergency Vehicle Operator's
Course) has a selective advantage. The students have already been
mostly per-screened for good age (21-55 years old), above
average physical condition and coordination, and intelligence.


A policeman with intelligence, that I have yet to see.


Well, if you are in a political jurisdiction that refuses
to make the benefit package, and the recruitment, selection,
hiring, training, and continuing education, along with
promotions such that your law enforcement officers
seem to the average citizen, to lack "intelligence",
I guess you all have got, what you deserve.

Even back in the early 1970s in the department I spent
a career with, 9 out of 10 of our LEOs had finished
college with BAs or BSs, and we had a fair number of
Masters.


Just talking to any policeman in the UK, you immediately know he hasn't got much education.

Over here in America we have real freeways where a feller can actually
go that fast.
Over there yer roads are for little old ladies, like Miss Daisy.
LOL

Well, England, and the rest of UK, Germany and France all have
some pretty decent roads. You can go plenty fast on the
autobahn, but what I found interesting was that in a fair
number of days driving there, every day had some traffic
hold up. We would be driving along at 145 kph (~90mph)
and then all lanes slow,,,, and park for an hour or so.
No one got any idea why. Then eventually, we all start
rolling again, with no idea what the problem was.
We didn't even see a dead squirrel on the shoulder!


In the UK, the police shut a road if someone breaks a wingmirror.


Perhaps that is what happened to us in April 2016.
Driving from Stonehenge back towards London, suck, slow to
a crawl and stop for 1 1/2 hours. Like most traffic
jams in Europe, never did figure it out.


I once almost rearended a queue of traffic on a motorway as I was watching a police car with blue lights on and trying to work out why he had stopped on the hard shoulder for no reason with nobody else around. Apparently he was supposed to be warning us of the stationary queue ahead, which I nearly hit because of him.
 




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