Andrew Muzi meets Bambi

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Cheers,

Carl Fogel

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I read a column some years back, in a sports/hunting magazine, about a
young fellow attempting this feat. I'm pretty sure it was fiction.
IIRC, the kid strapped the presumed-dead Bambi to his back with the
forelegs strapped to his arms. Problem was, just as the bike got up to
speed, he discovered that he had "only grazed" Bambi, who suddenly was
very much alive. Hilarity ensued.

Mark J.

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Quite determined guy, eh?
We mostly shoot paper silhouette targets here.
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Andrew Muzi
www.yellowjersey.org/
Open every day since 1 April, 1971

On Jan 14, 4:48*pm, wrote:
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Cheers,

Carl Fogel

....and he is definitely going fast. He is using the left lane.

So what, exactly, have you got against tatoos and body piercings?

And did you ever hear about the ant that was crawling up an elephant's
leg with rape on his mind? Here he is!

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On Jan 15, 8:11*am, wrote:
So what, exactly, have you got against tatoos and body piercings?

Just off the top of my head? Ugliness. That's gotta be #1; never yet
saw a tattoo I thought "enhanced" the owner. Almost always, quite the
opposite, especially people with acres of tats on. Yuck. And nose
rings, earlobe stretchers, etc? Decline of Western Civilization.

Away from "opinion", there's always Hepatitis A, B, C. Tats and
piercing are said to be the leading causes of the Hep C epidemic, with
some 8,000 (larger figures also seen; it's an epidemic if you didn't
know) deaths per year in the USA, of which an estimated 50% acquired
the disease from tats or piercings.

Plus, any other disease you might get from injecting contaminated body
fluids into your bloodstream.

So... ugly, might make you nasty sick (anti- hep drugs are no fun) or
nasty sick first and dead later.

What's to like? --D-y

wrote:
On Jan 15, 8:11 am, wrote:
So what, exactly, have you got against tatoos and body piercings?

Just off the top of my head? Ugliness. That's gotta be #1; never yet
saw a tattoo I thought "enhanced" the owner. Almost always, quite the
opposite, especially people with acres of tats on. Yuck. And nose
rings, earlobe stretchers, etc? Decline of Western Civilization.

Away from "opinion", there's always Hepatitis A, B, C. Tats and
piercing are said to be the leading causes of the Hep C epidemic, with
some 8,000 (larger figures also seen; it's an epidemic if you didn't
know) deaths per year in the USA, of which an estimated 50% acquired
the disease from tats or piercings.

Plus, any other disease you might get from injecting contaminated body
fluids into your bloodstream.

So... ugly, might make you nasty sick (anti- hep drugs are no fun) or
nasty sick first and dead later.

What's to like? --D-y

Not even Amy Winehouse's right bicep with Bettie Page on it?
http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/im...ni-picture.jpg

--
Andrew Muzi
www.yellowjersey.org/
Open every day since 1 April, 1971

A Muzi wrote:
wrote:

What's to like? --D-y

Not even Amy Winehouse's right bicep with Bettie Page on it?
http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/im...ni-picture.jpg

Looks like Howard Stern with a boobjob.

aka TP wrote:
On Jan 15, 8:11 am, wrote:
So what, exactly, have you got against tatoos and body piercings?

Just off the top of my head? Ugliness. That's gotta be #1; never yet
saw a tattoo I thought "enhanced" the owner. Almost always, quite the
opposite, especially people with acres of tats on. Yuck. And nose
rings, earlobe stretchers, etc? Decline of Western Civilization.

Away from "opinion", there's always Hepatitis A, B, C. Tats and
piercing are said to be the leading causes of the Hep C epidemic, with
some 8,000 (larger figures also seen; it's an epidemic if you didn't
know) deaths per year in the USA, of which an estimated 50% acquired
the disease from tats or piercings.

Plus, any other disease you might get from injecting contaminated body
fluids into your bloodstream.

So... ugly, might make you nasty sick (anti- hep drugs are no fun) or
nasty sick first and dead later.

What's to like? --D-y

What a curmudgeon!

(Actually, I agree with everything above).

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Tom Sherman - 42.435731,-83.985007
LOCAL CACTUS EATS CYCLIST - datakoll