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  #101  
Old February 27th 07, 02:40 PM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
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On Mon, 26 Feb 2007 18:59:33 -0800, Fred Fredburger
wrote:

Was Northern Africa discovered by Juan Valdez?


He gets credit for realizing that coffee doesn't have to be made 9
parts coffee bean, one part water, which made it way more popular (not
to mention, cheaper). Unfortunately, the French had already committed
to bad cofee at that point.

Curtis L. Russell
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  #102  
Old February 27th 07, 02:43 PM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
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On Tue, 27 Feb 2007 09:55:22 GMT, Bob Martin
wrote:


It's "dissertation".


Damn, it may be a bad joke, but you'd think it wouldn't need
explanation. Unless you are unfamiliar with creme brulee, which does
make you an unfortunate.

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  #103  
Old February 27th 07, 04:48 PM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
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On Feb 25, 5:11 pm, "Tom Kunich" cyclintom@yahoo. com wrote:
"Howard Kveck" wrote in message

...



I thought that you were off writing a desertation


A desertation would be mighty dry reading.


http://www.factmonster.com/computers...ing-flame.html

"spelling flame: n.

[Usenet] A posting ostentatiously correcting a previous article's spelling
as a way of casting scorn on the point the article was trying to make,
instead of actually responding to that point"


I'm so glad I went back and read your post, TK.

Tom Kunich trying to invoke usenet rules to gain points. Yet more
Klassic Kunich. What a laugh. I mean really.

Your spelling and word form problems undercut your attempts to be an
authority on everything.

You're one of the few people who gets twitted on this, ever notice?
It's because you act like such an incredible jerk around here, Kunich.

Get it? --D-y


  #104  
Old February 27th 07, 05:57 PM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
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On Feb 27, 4:13 am, Donald Munro wrote:
wrote:
To be fair to Kunich, I don't think he was saying
the Chinese were dingbats, I think he was putting
those words in Robert Chung's mouth, or Chung's
desertation, more precisely.


A Kunich interpreter, presumably a combination of Forth and Brain****.



My PhD advisor had a bumper sticker (which thankfully
he had the taste to put in his office rather than on his
car) that read:

"FORTH [HEART] IF HONK THEN"

where the [HEART] was a big red heart like in "I heart NY."

Forth was used in some telescope and satellite
control systems (and maybe T3's Skynet - that
would account why it was so malicious once achieving
self-awareness), and of course lives on in every
Postscript printer ever made. So next time a
printer gives you trouble, remember it's because
deep down inside, printers are run by a Kunich AI.

Ben

  #105  
Old February 27th 07, 06:36 PM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
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in 537453 20070227 134348 Curtis L. Russell wrote:
On Tue, 27 Feb 2007 09:55:22 GMT, Bob Martin
wrote:


It's "dissertation".


Damn, it may be a bad joke, but you'd think it wouldn't need
explanation. Unless you are unfamiliar with creme brulee, which does
make you an unfortunate.


If it had been funny I'd probably have got the joke ;-)
  #106  
Old February 27th 07, 08:00 PM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
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Bob Martin wrote:
It's "dissertation".


Curtis L. Russell wrote:
Damn, it may be a bad joke, but you'd think it wouldn't need
explanation. Unless you are unfamiliar with creme brulee, which does
make you an unfortunate.


I thought it was some exotic kind of irony that I hadn't been programmed
to understand.

  #107  
Old February 27th 07, 10:53 PM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
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On Feb 27, 10:48 am, "
wrote:
On Feb 25, 5:11 pm, "Tom Kunich" cyclintom@yahoo. com wrote:





"Howard Kveck" wrote in message


...


I thought that you were off writing a desertation


A desertation would be mighty dry reading.


http://www.factmonster.com/computers...ing-flame.html


"spelling flame: n.


[Usenet] A posting ostentatiously correcting a previous article's spelling
as a way of casting scorn on the point the article was trying to make,
instead of actually responding to that point"


I'm so glad I went back and read your post, TK.

Tom Kunich trying to invoke usenet rules to gain points. Yet more
Klassic Kunich. What a laugh. I mean really.

Your spelling and word form problems undercut your attempts to be an
authority on everything.

You're one of the few people who gets twitted on this, ever notice?
It's because you act like such an incredible jerk around here, Kunich.

Get it? --D-y- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Haven't seen it in a while but one of the best, and truest sigs I've
seen stated:
Typos are a feature, not optional. Reader beware.
Bill C

  #108  
Old March 1st 07, 05:39 PM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
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" wrote in
oups.com:

So next time a
printer gives you trouble, remember it's because
deep down inside, printers are run by a Kunich AI.


at first I thought a Kunich AI was an oxymoron because it couldn't be an
artificial intelligence if programmed to mimic Kunich, but now I realize
this AI must stand for "Artificial Imbecile".

Nice to know rbr is in the forefront of Artificial Imbecile research
because I've never heard of it before.

NS
 




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