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OT Congrats on a couple of special days
Bob Schwartz wrote:
Donald Munro wrote: Bob Schwartz wrote: I've been fine tuning the troll code and the fabrication module. I can't believe people respond to him, but they do. It makes up by sheer persistence what it lacks in sophistication. Neural nets are for pussies. So are Neural Fishnets..... Bill |
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Donald Munro wrote:
Paul G. wrote: Absolutely true. Being, say, a door gunner Door gunner ? I though Kunich was a closet tail gunner. Game, Set and Match ! Bill |
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Amit Ghosh wrote:
anyone who's been in the military will never stop mentioning it. Exactly right. and as you can tell from is thread they will always use it to qualify themselves as an authority about what they are about to tell you about. classy. Indeed. Their opinions are no more valuable than those who never served. Bill |
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Bill C wrote:
Working your ass off, and getting it shot off are two different things. Right. I can rightfully be called a "Gulf War Era Vet" but not a "Gulf War Vet". Is there a similar legal distinction made among Vietnam era vets? |
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Donald Munro wrote:
Tom Kunich wrote: Isn't it scaring you that they're printing pictures of Obama's head on Franklin Roosevelt's body? William Asher wrote: No scarier than the image of Bush with his head up his own ass. Kurgan Gringioni wrote: He had his head up Cheney's ass. Dumbass, He was giving Cheney a reach around at the same time. Get it straight, mother****er. Or a little skewed. I always thought it was sort of like in "Ratatouille," where the little rat controls the guy by tugging on his hair, except Cheney didn't control bush by tugging on his hair, and Cheney probably never bothered washing his hand after giving Bush his directions for the day. Furthermore, I think you (ok, maybe you wouldn't, but I would) could plausibly argue that once Cheney's health failed in the second term and Cheney was too weak to lift a finger to help (so to speak), Bush tried to give himself directions as Cheney had done by sticking his head up his ass. -- Bill Asher |
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On Jan 22, 11:07*am, Fred Fredburger
wrote: Bill C wrote: *Working your ass off, and getting it shot off are two different things. Right. I can rightfully be called a "Gulf War Era Vet" but not a "Gulf War Vet". Is there a similar legal distinction made among Vietnam era vets? Not sure I'd have to ask the local vet rep. Really didn't seem that tough a concept to me. Most of my family missed out on WW2 because the Gov't. decided that the coal mines were critical war work, and they weren't allowed to enlist, let alone be drafted. Lots of folks in the mines died for lots of reasons, providing material support for the troops, but that doesn't make them WW2 Vets on a dd-214. I know they make the distinction currently on the war zone/anywhere else bit and they take it pretty seriously. Whole lot of benefits going, rightly, to the folks in the combat theater that aren't going to folks in other places. **** when the 509th was at Pease, or even now at Whiteman, when those folks load the B-2s, or the FB-111s we had for missions that doesn't make us combat vets, sorry wrong answer. The folks who deserve that distinction are those that voluntarily, or at least did, go to the combat zone and do their job. Lots of other distinctions from there, but I don't have to explain the rivalries, and internal ****ing matches to folks in the family, or at least I thought I didn't. The really funny part of this is that I know that Howard could do this talk as well as either of us, and we know he's a crazed military hating commie, right? Bill C |
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On Jan 21, 6:16*pm, Kurgan Gringioni wrote:
On Jan 21, 2:53*pm, William Asher wrote: Tom Kunich wrote: Isn't it scaring you that they're printing pictures of Obama's head on Franklin Roosevelt's body? No scarier than the image of Bush with his head up his own ass. Dumbass - He had his head up Cheney's ass. Right. Bush's ass was... occupied: http://www.lrjjr.com/holding_hands_with_evil.jpeg Ah, that special love between an older man and a younger man... -Paul |
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On Jan 21, 6:45*pm, "
wrote: On Jan 20, 5:28*pm, "Paul G." wrote: Three cowboys- one each from Texas, California, and Oregon meet on the trail and set up camp one evening. After dinner the Texan takes a sip from a bottle of Lone Star beer, then throws the bottle into the air and blasts it with his 6 shooter. The Oregonian says "Why'd you do that?" to which the Texan replies "We've got plenty of beer in Texas!" The Californian opens a bottle of Cabernet, takes a sip, *throws the bottle in the air and blasts it with his 6 shooter, saying "We've got plenty of wine in California!" The Oregonian thinks about this for a minute, then opens a bottle of Weinhards beer, takes a sip, pulls his 6 shooter and shoots the Californian. The Texan is shocked. He screams "Why the HELL did you do that?!" The Oregonian calmly explains: "We have a bottle bill, so I have to recycle the bottle, but we've got PLENTY of Californians in Oregon." -Paul Ha. *When I heard that joke, it was an American, a Russian, and a Pole in an airplane. *They're arguing about whose country is best, and the American opens the door, is miraculously not swept out, and starts throwing $100 bills out the door. *The Russian says "What are you crazy!" and the American says we have plenty of these in my country. So the Russian starts throwing vodka bottles out the door ... And then when they look at the Pole, well you know who he throws out the door. *"We have plenty of those in my country!" This was before the end of the cold war. *You know, back when Harry Truman was keeping us safe from being invaded by Iraq. Ben I like jokes like that which can be reworked to suit any occasion. Here's another: Bush and Cheney are retired, so they rent a row boat and go fishing one day. They row out, find a good spot and catch a lot of bass. Cheney says "We should mark this spot so we can come back again tomorrow." Bush says "Good idea! I'll mark the spot" and jumps overboard with a piece of chalk. He climbs back aboard, rows back and returns the boat. As they are walking to the car, Cheney asks Bush "So how'd you mark the spot?" Bush says "Oh, I put a big "X" on the bottom of the boat." Cheney's face turns red and he slaps Bush upside the head. "You IDIOT! What if we can't rent the same boat tomorrow?!" -Paul |
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On Jan 22, 5:50*am, "William R. Mattil"
wrote: Amit Ghosh wrote: anyone who's been in the military will never stop mentioning it. Exactly right. and as you can tell from is thread they will always use it to qualify themselves as an authority about what they are about to tell you about. classy. Indeed. Their opinions are no more valuable than those who never served. Bill I just started mentioning it in the last few years. I even put up a picture of myself in uniform along with all the other family pictures in the hallway, which amuses the heck out of my friends. I'm frankly jealous of today's military. When I was in, people felt sorry for you because they figured you were too dumb to get out of it, or were so lame you couldn't get a better job. There's a lot of truth to that. Clinton and Cheney were smarter than I was, and the construction company I was working for went bankrupt the same month I drew a very low draft number. My grandparents were thrilled, though. My mom was their only child, and apparently they missed the whole my-son-the-soldier experience during WWII. You are right when you say "Their opinions are no more valuable than those who never served", with the exception of their opinions about whatever they were doing. So someone who went house to house clearing out insurgents in Iraq is an authority on that. I'm an authority on radar and electronic warfare. Someone who thinks he's fighting in Iraq because Saddam was going to attack us, or because Saddam had vast stockpiles of WMD's, or was working on the bomb, is just plain wrong. I don't care how much combat he's seen. -Paul |
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On Jan 22, 2:54*pm, "Paul G." wrote:
I like jokes like that which can be reworked to suit any occasion. Here's another: Bush and Cheney are retired, so they rent a row boat and go fishing one day. They row out, find a good spot and catch a lot of bass. Cheney says "We should mark this spot so we can come back again tomorrow." *Bush says "Good idea! I'll mark the spot" and jumps overboard with a piece of chalk. *He climbs back aboard, rows back and returns the boat. As they are walking to the car, *Cheney asks Bush "So how'd you mark the spot?" Bush says "Oh, I put a big "X" on the bottom of the boat." *Cheney's face turns red and he slaps Bush upside the head. "You IDIOT! *What if we can't rent the same boat tomorrow?!" -Paul- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Bush replies "Who cares we can get a new one built, on a no bid, expedited contract, from our friends, at taxpayers expense." "RIght W, and if that doesn't work we'll just have the pond blown dry with a new munition from our friends. Then we can just pick up the fish off the ground. Clears up a stinky wetland, and makes it easier to set up the drill rig! It's all good! **** the boat gimme that phone!" "Wait a minute Dick let's buy the stuff too. Since we wont be using it, it wont matter that it doesn't work or shows up months late but we'll still get the kickbacks." As they high five and walk away. Bill C |
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