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  #261  
Old November 11th 09, 03:35 AM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
DirtRoadie
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On Nov 10, 8:08*pm, "Tom Kunich" wrote:
"DirtRoadie" wrote in message

...

On Nov 10, 9:40 am, MagillaGorilla wrote:


You equate brake-checking with pointing a loaded gun at someone and
pulling the trigger?


Yes. Is there something you don't understand?
Little matter, the jury understood. 7 counts, 7 convictions, and it
only took a few hours after a 3 week trial.


And if he drives the way he's posting here it won't be long before
HackiSacki is joining him behind bars.


I'd bet dollars to bananas that the monkey has some law school
experience. I'd also bet with strong odds that he flunked out or
dropped out. He has enough knowledge to know some of the lingo, not
nearly enough to suggest that he knows what he is talking about.
He argues as if he actually believes he is making a valid point and
when challenged, changes his facts as he sees fit.
Like the emperor and his new clothes, he stands naked before the
world, which does not revolve around him.

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  #262  
Old November 11th 09, 04:38 AM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
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On Nov 10, 1:24*pm, William Asher wrote:
MagillaGorilla wrote:

If somebody brake-checks you on the highway for tailgating...do you
call 911 and scream into the phone, "Please help me...somebody just
tried to assault me with a deadly weapon...hurry, come quick."


Not if there's no collision. *But if it really irritates you that people
talk on the cell phone, so you drive around looking for people on the cell
phone to teach them a lesson by cutting in front of them and stopping short
for no reason, and you cause a collision where someone gets hurt, and then
you brag about what you were doing to the responding police officer and how
you had done it several time before with no accident, you might have reason
to expect to be charged with felony assault with a motor vehicle. *


The cops "pay a price" to become police officers. Anyone who hasn't
paid an equal or higher-cost price to gain authority over "the little
people", it ****es them off to see this **** happening, especially
when there are serious personal injuries resulting.

Listening, Magilla? Like one of my best friends from high school told
me, after first being an Army MP, then becoming a city cop: it comes
down to paperwork and "having to clean up the mess". They don't wanna
do the paperwork, and they especially don't wanna have to clean up the
mess. So don't make one...

Play nice, get along with each other. Don't have to "like" the other
guy, do have to get along. Easy.

Hey, I did something I've always wanted to do today. Rode past a
tradesman today (tile man or something), hanging on the bed of his
truck, loafing big time. Back to work, asshole! Anyhow, I heard a
whistle. Back went my hand. Lycra down, crack of ass exposed, briefly.
Quarter moon, waning g.

I expected warfare, but, no further response was offered.

My life is complete, or at least a little closer to it.
--D-y
  #263  
Old November 11th 09, 12:21 PM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
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DirtRoadie wrote:
On Nov 10, 8:08 pm, "Tom Kunich" wrote:
"DirtRoadie" wrote in message

...

On Nov 10, 9:40 am, MagillaGorilla wrote:
You equate brake-checking with pointing a loaded gun at someone and
pulling the trigger?
Yes. Is there something you don't understand?
Little matter, the jury understood. 7 counts, 7 convictions, and it
only took a few hours after a 3 week trial.

And if he drives the way he's posting here it won't be long before
HackiSacki is joining him behind bars.


I'd bet dollars to bananas that the monkey has some law school
experience. I'd also bet with strong odds that he flunked out or
dropped out. He has enough knowledge to know some of the lingo, not
nearly enough to suggest that he knows what he is talking about.
He argues as if he actually believes he is making a valid point and
when challenged, changes his facts as he sees fit.
Like the emperor and his new clothes, he stands naked before the
world, which does not revolve around him.


Raymond Burr thought the same thing when he was playing Perry Mason.
Then he tried it unscripted and they wiped the floor with him. In other
words, MG's law exposure could be as simple as having an attorney buddy.
I know I was much sharper on the law when I was dating an attorney.
  #264  
Old November 11th 09, 09:19 PM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
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In article
,
--D-y wrote:

On Nov 10, 1:24*pm, William Asher wrote:
MagillaGorilla wrote:


Hey, I did something I've always wanted to do today. Rode past a
tradesman today (tile man or something), hanging on the bed of his
truck, loafing big time. Back to work, asshole! Anyhow, I heard a
whistle. Back went my hand. Lycra down, crack of ass exposed, briefly.
Quarter moon, waning g.

I expected warfare, but, no further response was offered.

My life is complete, or at least a little closer to it.
--D-y


The implicit admission that you wear shorts instead of bibs is the most
damning part of this tale.

What next, gonna buy a Y-Foil?

Today, being Remembrance Day (or Armistice Day as you rebels to the
south of us call it), I stood near a gun crew as they fired their
muzzle-loader 21 times. I have done that before.

As a household-defense weapon, it trades off handling in exchange for an
aural deterrence that makes all the fans of pump-action shotguns seem
like idiots. Pull the trigger on this baby, and thieves in the next
block will flee.

--
Ryan Cousineau http://www.wiredcola.com/
"In other newsgroups, they killfile trolls."
"In rec.bicycles.racing, we coach them."
  #265  
Old November 12th 09, 12:25 AM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
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Ryan Cousineau wrote:

Today, being Remembrance Day (or Armistice Day as you rebels to the
south of us call it),


Veterans Day, you Communist!
  #266  
Old November 12th 09, 02:32 AM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
Ryan Cousineau
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In article ,
Fred Fredburger wrote:

Ryan Cousineau wrote:

Today, being Remembrance Day (or Armistice Day as you rebels to the
south of us call it),


Veterans Day, you Communist!


Whatever. Reconciliation is possible, and our terms are generous. We are
willing to enter into negotiations on your reintegration into the
Commonwealth at any time.

--
Ryan Cousineau http://www.wiredcola.com/
"In other newsgroups, they killfile trolls."
"In rec.bicycles.racing, we coach them."
  #267  
Old November 12th 09, 06:05 AM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
Michael Press
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In article , z wrote:

DirtRoadie wrote:
On Nov 10, 8:08 pm, "Tom Kunich" wrote:
"DirtRoadie" wrote in message

...

On Nov 10, 9:40 am, MagillaGorilla wrote:
You equate brake-checking with pointing a loaded gun at someone and
pulling the trigger?
Yes. Is there something you don't understand?
Little matter, the jury understood. 7 counts, 7 convictions, and it
only took a few hours after a 3 week trial.
And if he drives the way he's posting here it won't be long before
HackiSacki is joining him behind bars.


I'd bet dollars to bananas that the monkey has some law school
experience. I'd also bet with strong odds that he flunked out or
dropped out. He has enough knowledge to know some of the lingo, not
nearly enough to suggest that he knows what he is talking about.
He argues as if he actually believes he is making a valid point and
when challenged, changes his facts as he sees fit.
Like the emperor and his new clothes, he stands naked before the
world, which does not revolve around him.


Raymond Burr thought the same thing when he was playing Perry Mason.
Then he tried it unscripted and they wiped the floor with him. In other
words, MG's law exposure could be as simple as having an attorney buddy.
I know I was much sharper on the law when I was dating an attorney.


What? The law of diminishing returns?

--
Michael Press
  #268  
Old November 12th 09, 01:17 PM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
--D-y
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On Nov 11, 3:19*pm, Ryan Cousineau wrote:

The implicit admission that you wear shorts instead of bibs is the most
damning part of this tale.

What next, gonna buy a Y-Foil?


No. See below IRT bibs/shorts.

Today, being Remembrance Day (or Armistice Day as you rebels to the
south of us call it),


Veterans's Day. You got the "rebel" thing right. How much per year
does it cost you Canadians to support the Queen of England, again?

As a household-defense weapon, it trades off handling in exchange for an
aural deterrence that makes all the fans of pump-action shotguns seem
like idiots. Pull the trigger on this baby, and thieves in the next
block will flee.


I've read expert opinion that the single most daunting sound a
criminal who is in a home not his own can hear is the slide on a pump
shotgun being racked.
Having known someone who was shot at close range in the upper thigh
with a 12ga, and survived, I can believe that.
Note, in the USA, shotguns used for hunting mostly will be limited to
three shells' capacity. Home defense weapons can hold five or more
shells.
Criminals know these things.

OK, OK, your problem with shorts: I live in Texas. Austin is about as
far south as New Orleans, a city in the state (kind of like a
province, but usually smaller except for Texas, of course) of
Louisiana, at the southern end of the Mississippi River, which empties
into the Gulf of Mexico.

It gets and stays hot here. For instance, last summer which I believe
set a record for consecutive days at or above 105F (40.556C). Or came
mighty close to setting a record.
A far different situation from the one experienced by those who live
in the GFN and have summer on or about July 20th in the good years.

I bet you do wear bibs, and probably a whole pile of other clothing,
most of the time.
Your choice.
Myself, I've been in Texas over 25 years now and don't miss those
other two seasons much at all, trust me on that. (g) --D-y
  #269  
Old November 12th 09, 08:16 PM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
Donald Munro[_5_]
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Fred Fredburger wrote:
Veterans Day, you Communist!


Ryan Cousineau wrote:
Whatever. Reconciliation is possible, and our terms are generous. We are
willing to enter into negotiations on your reintegration into the
Commonwealth at any time.


They can keep Texas and Alabama though.
  #270  
Old November 13th 09, 01:26 AM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
Fred Fredburger
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Donald Munro wrote:
Fred Fredburger wrote:
Veterans Day, you Communist!


Ryan Cousineau wrote:
Whatever. Reconciliation is possible, and our terms are generous. We are
willing to enter into negotiations on your reintegration into the
Commonwealth at any time.


They can keep Texas and Alabama though.


"Canadians from Texas" sounds like a Sci-Fi movie.
 




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