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Motor cars are dangerous.
Earlier today I left Chinbook Meadows with Meg.
Meg sat nicely on the pavement infront of the zebra crossing. Cars in both directions stopped for us, and I called Meg to heel and started to cross the road. CRASH A young lad in a car with a loud beatbox, smashed into the car infront of him. That car then smashed into the shiny new car in front of her. And that car was shunted onto the crossing narrowly missing Meg. I continued over the crossing and went on my way, betting that the three car drivers wished they had gone by bike. Location: |
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On 21/03/2014 23:41, Bertie Wooster wrote:
Earlier today I left Chinbook Meadows with Meg. Is that what you have called your daughter? Meg sat nicely on the pavement infront of the zebra crossing. Isn't that child abuse? Cars in both directions stopped for us, and I called Meg to heel and started to cross the road. Cyclists wouldn't have stopped at all. CRASH A young lad in a car with a loud beatbox, smashed into the car infront of him. That car then smashed into the shiny new car in front of her. And that car was shunted onto the crossing narrowly missing Meg. Thankfully they will all be insured. Unlike cyclists. I continued over the crossing and went on my way, betting that the three car drivers wished they had gone by bike. They have far more sense than that. -- Dave - Cyclists VORC Bicycles are for Children. Like masturbation, something you should grow out of. There is something seriously sick and stunted about grown men who want to ride a bike." |
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On Sat, 22 Mar 2014 09:21:33 +0000, Dave- Cyclists VORC
wrote: On 21/03/2014 23:41, Bertie Wooster wrote: Earlier today I left Chinbook Meadows with Meg. Is that what you have called your daughter? No. Meg sat nicely on the pavement infront of the zebra crossing. Isn't that child abuse? No. Cars in both directions stopped for us, and I called Meg to heel and started to cross the road. Cyclists wouldn't have stopped at all. CRASH A young lad in a car with a loud beatbox, smashed into the car infront of him. That car then smashed into the shiny new car in front of her. And that car was shunted onto the crossing narrowly missing Meg. Thankfully they will all be insured. Unlike cyclists. Possible - but by no means a guarantee. I continued over the crossing and went on my way, betting that the three car drivers wished they had gone by bike. They have far more sense than that. Oh - so they crash instead! |
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Motor cars are dangerous.
"Bertie Wooster" wrote in message ... Earlier today I left Chinbook Meadows with Meg. Meg sat nicely on the pavement infront of the zebra crossing. Cars in both directions stopped for us, and I called Meg to heel and started to cross the road. CRASH A young lad in a car with a loud beatbox, smashed into the car infront of him. That car then smashed into the shiny new car in front of her. And that car was shunted onto the crossing narrowly missing Meg. I continued over the crossing and went on my way, betting that the three car drivers wished they had gone by bike. Location: Why? They were all insured, weren't they? They wouldn't be if they had used bikes, would they? Oh no - I forgot - their fridge/freezer insurance would have covered it all. |
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On Sat, 22 Mar 2014 09:21:33 +0000, Dave- Cyclists VORC wrote:
On 21/03/2014 23:41, Bertie Wooster wrote: Earlier today I left Chinbook Meadows with Meg. Is that what you have called your daughter? And what is wrong with that? Meg sat nicely on the pavement infront of the zebra crossing. Isn't that child abuse? No. Cars in both directions stopped for us, and I called Meg to heel and started to cross the road. Some cyclists wouldn't have stopped at all. IFIFY CRASH A young lad in a car with a loud beatbox, smashed into the car infront of him. That car then smashed into the shiny new car in front of her. And that car was shunted onto the crossing narrowly missing Meg. Thankfully they will all be insured. Unlike some cyclists. IFIFY I continued over the crossing and went on my way, betting that the three car drivers wished they had gone by bike. They have far more sense than that. I do not think so. |
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On Sat, 22 Mar 2014 10:42:54 +0000, Tarcap wrote:
"Bertie Wooster" wrote in message ... Earlier today I left Chinbook Meadows with Meg. Meg sat nicely on the pavement infront of the zebra crossing. Cars in both directions stopped for us, and I called Meg to heel and started to cross the road. CRASH A young lad in a car with a loud beatbox, smashed into the car infront of him. That car then smashed into the shiny new car in front of her. And that car was shunted onto the crossing narrowly missing Meg. I continued over the crossing and went on my way, betting that the three car drivers wished they had gone by bike. Location: data=!3m4!1e1!3m2!1syZdKdvPZsOzaaiw9b5eppA!2e0?hl= en Why? They were all insured, weren't they? They wouldn't be if they had used bikes, would they? Oh no - I forgot - their fridge/freezer insurance would have covered it all. Exactly. |
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"Peter Keller" wrote in message ... On Sat, 22 Mar 2014 09:21:33 +0000, Dave- Cyclists VORC wrote: On 21/03/2014 23:41, Bertie Wooster wrote: Earlier today I left Chinbook Meadows with Meg. Is that what you have called your daughter? And what is wrong with that? Meg sat nicely on the pavement infront of the zebra crossing. Isn't that child abuse? No. Cars in both directions stopped for us, and I called Meg to heel and started to cross the road. Some cyclists wouldn't have stopped at all. IFIFY CRASH A young lad in a car with a loud beatbox, smashed into the car infront of him. That car then smashed into the shiny new car in front of her. And that car was shunted onto the crossing narrowly missing Meg. Thankfully they will all be insured. Unlike some cyclists. IFIFY I continued over the crossing and went on my way, betting that the three car drivers wished they had gone by bike. They have far more sense than that. I do not think There, I've fixed it for you. |
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On 22/03/2014 11:16, Tarcap wrote:
"Peter Keller" wrote in message ... On Sat, 22 Mar 2014 09:21:33 +0000, Dave- Cyclists VORC wrote: On 21/03/2014 23:41, Bertie Wooster wrote: Earlier today I left Chinbook Meadows with Meg. Is that what you have called your daughter? And what is wrong with that? Meg sat nicely on the pavement infront of the zebra crossing. Isn't that child abuse? No. Cars in both directions stopped for us, and I called Meg to heel and started to cross the road. Some cyclists wouldn't have stopped at all. IFIFY CRASH A young lad in a car with a loud beatbox, smashed into the car infront of him. That car then smashed into the shiny new car in front of her. And that car was shunted onto the crossing narrowly missing Meg. Thankfully they will all be insured. Unlike some cyclists. IFIFY I continued over the crossing and went on my way, betting that the three car drivers wished they had gone by bike. They have far more sense than that. I do not think There, I've fixed it for you. I call 'Jackanory' to the whole incident. |
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On Sat, 22 Mar 2014 10:58:54 +0000 (UTC), Peter Keller
wrote: Thankfully they will all be insured. Unlike some cyclists. IFIFY That is still not fixed. "Thankfully they might be insured. Just like cyclists." |
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On Sat, 22 Mar 2014 11:34:21 +0000, Mrcheerful
wrote: On 22/03/2014 11:16, Tarcap wrote: "Peter Keller" wrote in message ... On Sat, 22 Mar 2014 09:21:33 +0000, Dave- Cyclists VORC wrote: On 21/03/2014 23:41, Bertie Wooster wrote: Earlier today I left Chinbook Meadows with Meg. Is that what you have called your daughter? And what is wrong with that? Meg sat nicely on the pavement infront of the zebra crossing. Isn't that child abuse? No. Cars in both directions stopped for us, and I called Meg to heel and started to cross the road. Some cyclists wouldn't have stopped at all. IFIFY CRASH A young lad in a car with a loud beatbox, smashed into the car infront of him. That car then smashed into the shiny new car in front of her. And that car was shunted onto the crossing narrowly missing Meg. Thankfully they will all be insured. Unlike some cyclists. IFIFY I continued over the crossing and went on my way, betting that the three car drivers wished they had gone by bike. They have far more sense than that. I do not think There, I've fixed it for you. I call 'Jackanory' to the whole incident. It is what happened - but you have the choice to believe me or otherwise. It gave me quite a start, but Meg was unphased by it all, and I fed her a little biscuit as a reward for being so brave. |
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