A possible solution to the trolling problem on this news group

Ian Smith wrote:
On Sat, 9 May 2009, Brimstone wrote:
Ian Smith wrote:

If you are male, were I to say "Brimstone is a ******" it would
almost certainly be literally and precisely true. It is also
personal abuse.

FYI females masturbate.

Yes, but generally reckoned that a lower percentage does so regularly
(so it would be less certainly true), and it's less commonly termed
"wank". For example, the Oxford dictionary has "masturbation, esp by
a boy or a man" for 'wank' and "A person, esp a boy or man, who
masturbates" for '******'. So I remain satisfied that my comment is
true and appropriate.

I didn't say it was or wasn't, I was adding to it.