You know you're a biker when...

"AustinMN" wrote in message
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On Jan 29, 1:44 am, "
wrote:
The helmet you bought this week cost more than the washing machine you
bought last week.

I'm not a biker, I'm a cyclist. Bikers ride motorcycles.

Austin

And Austins are cars.

You put more miles on your bike than your car each year.

You can't remember the last time you stopped at a gas station. (For
that matter, you had no idea the price of gas had gone over $3.)

You have no idea who makes the "Highlander" or what kind of vehicle it
is, but you know the differences between "Ultegra" and "Tiagra".


-JR

"SlowRider" wrote in message
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You put more miles on your bike than your car each year.

You can't remember the last time you stopped at a gas station. (For
that matter, you had no idea the price of gas had gone over $3.)

You have no idea who makes the "Highlander" or what kind of vehicle it
is, but you know the differences between "Ultegra" and "Tiagra".


-JR

Ultegra, Tiagra, or Viagra who cares we are all going to hell. ha-ha

On Jan 29, 1:30 pm, "Bill Sornson" wrote:
Mark Hickey wrote:
"Bill Sornson" wrote:
wrote:
The helmet you bought this week cost more than the washing machine
you bought last week.
Agitator! eg

C'mon Bill, it's just a (spin) cycle she's going through...Mark, although I've been conditioned to expect them, please soften the
fabric of your commentaries. Perhaps a /shrink/ could help?

Bill "bit of a stretch, I know" S.

I think you guys are all washed up.

Austin

On Jan 29, 2:09 pm, "Fred" wrote:
"AustinMN" wrote in oglegroups.com... On Jan 29, 1:44 am, "
wrote:
The helmet you bought this week cost more than the washing machine you
bought last week.

I'm not a biker, I'm a cyclist. Bikers ride motorcycles.

Austin

And Austins are cars.

Funny how that works. My family name is Cooper, and Coopers are, um
cars...

Austin

"AustinMN" wrote in message
ups.com...
On Jan 29, 2:09 pm, "Fred" wrote:
"AustinMN" wrote in
oglegroups.com... On
Jan 29, 1:44 am, "
wrote:
The helmet you bought this week cost more than the washing machine you
bought last week.

I'm not a biker, I'm a cyclist. Bikers ride motorcycles.

Austin

And Austins are cars.

Funny how that works. My family name is Cooper, and Coopers are, um
cars...

Austin

And your mother was a car too. Austin Cooper Mini

AustinMN wrote:
On Jan 29, 1:30 pm, "Bill Sornson" wrote:
Mark Hickey wrote:
"Bill Sornson" wrote:
wrote:

The helmet you bought this week cost more than the washing machine
you bought last week.

Agitator! eg

C'mon Bill, it's just a (spin) cycle she's going through...

Mark,
although I've been conditioned to expect them, please soften the
fabric of your commentaries. Perhaps a /shrink/ could help?

Bill "bit of a stretch, I know" S.

I think you guys are all washed up.

Spot that all by yourself didja?

Bill "this is going down the drain..." S.

On Jan 29, 7:34 am, "Ken C. M." wrote:
wrote:
The helmet you bought this week cost more than the washing machine you
bought last week.

-MYou have more cycling clothing than /normal/ clothing.

Eh? I thought cycling clothes were normal clothes.

John Kane, Kingston ON Canada

On Jan 29, 5:00 pm, "nash" wrote:
"AustinMN" wrote in oglegroups.com...



On Jan 29, 2:09 pm, "Fred" wrote:
"AustinMN" wrote in
oglegroups.com... On
Jan 29, 1:44 am, "
wrote:
The helmet you bought this week cost more than the washing machine you
bought last week.

I'm not a biker, I'm a cyclist. Bikers ride motorcycles.

Austin

And Austins are cars.

Funny how that works. My family name is Cooper, and Coopers are, um
cars...

AustinAnd your mother was a car too. Austin Cooper Mini


Any relation? http://www.nashcarclub.org/nccaphot/late/60_561.html

On Mon, 29 Jan 2007 17:13:38 +0000, Kristian M Zoerhoff wrote:

You go to make a right turn in your car, and start to extend your right arm.

A friend of mine has a car on which the driver has to control throttle
(gas if you must), gear change (shift) and brakes all with the right hand.
Makes any road junction somewhat interesting, so the passenger / riding
mechanic makes all the signals to other traffic and acts as rearview
mirror too. At 103 years old one has to make allowances -- and
that's just the car.



Mike