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On Fri, 16 Aug 2013 19:17:45 +0100, Mrcheerful
wrote: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-n...-boxes-2175808 The last picture in the gallery is cheating. To transport a sofa properly all you need to do is attach four caster wheels and tow it behind a bicycle, preferably with a couple snogging on it. |
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On 16/08/2013 23:35, Bertie Wooster wrote:
On Fri, 16 Aug 2013 19:17:45 +0100, Mrcheerful wrote: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-n...-boxes-2175808 The last picture in the gallery is cheating. To transport a sofa properly all you need to do is attach four caster wheels and tow it behind a bicycle, preferably with a couple snogging on it. There speaks the voice of experience, no doubt. |
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On Sat, 17 Aug 2013 01:05:53 +0100, JNugent
wrote: On 16/08/2013 23:35, Bertie Wooster wrote: On Fri, 16 Aug 2013 19:17:45 +0100, Mrcheerful wrote: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-n...-boxes-2175808 The last picture in the gallery is cheating. To transport a sofa properly all you need to do is attach four caster wheels and tow it behind a bicycle, preferably with a couple snogging on it. There speaks the voice of experience, no doubt. No doubt. I think that most teenage and adult men and women have experienced snogging on a sofa. Far fewer while being towed behind a bike, but I'm open to a new experience (with Clare of course) if you are willing to tow us. |
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On 17/08/2013 08:23, Bertie Wooster wrote:
On Sat, 17 Aug 2013 01:05:53 +0100, JNugent wrote: On 16/08/2013 23:35, Bertie Wooster wrote: On Fri, 16 Aug 2013 19:17:45 +0100, Mrcheerful wrote: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-n...-boxes-2175808 The last picture in the gallery is cheating. To transport a sofa properly all you need to do is attach four caster wheels and tow it behind a bicycle, preferably with a couple snogging on it. There speaks the voice of experience, no doubt. No doubt. I think that most teenage and adult men and women have experienced snogging on a sofa. Far fewer while being towed behind a bike, but I'm open to a new experience (with Clare of course) if you are willing to tow us. It would have to be off-road somewhere. C&U Regulations, etc. |
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On Sat, 17 Aug 2013 09:56:39 +0100, JNugent
wrote: On 17/08/2013 08:23, Bertie Wooster wrote: On Sat, 17 Aug 2013 01:05:53 +0100, JNugent wrote: On 16/08/2013 23:35, Bertie Wooster wrote: On Fri, 16 Aug 2013 19:17:45 +0100, Mrcheerful wrote: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-n...-boxes-2175808 The last picture in the gallery is cheating. To transport a sofa properly all you need to do is attach four caster wheels and tow it behind a bicycle, preferably with a couple snogging on it. There speaks the voice of experience, no doubt. No doubt. I think that most teenage and adult men and women have experienced snogging on a sofa. Far fewer while being towed behind a bike, but I'm open to a new experience (with Clare of course) if you are willing to tow us. It would have to be off-road somewhere. C&U Regulations, etc. Are bicycles covered by those regulations? I suppose we'd have to fit reflectors to the end of the sofa, and if at night a rear light, but as far as I know that is the limit of the regulations for towing with a push bike. |
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Bertie Wooster wrote:
On Sat, 17 Aug 2013 09:56:39 +0100, JNugent wrote: On 17/08/2013 08:23, Bertie Wooster wrote: On Sat, 17 Aug 2013 01:05:53 +0100, JNugent wrote: On 16/08/2013 23:35, Bertie Wooster wrote: On Fri, 16 Aug 2013 19:17:45 +0100, Mrcheerful wrote: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-n...-boxes-2175808 The last picture in the gallery is cheating. To transport a sofa properly all you need to do is attach four caster wheels and tow it behind a bicycle, preferably with a couple snogging on it. There speaks the voice of experience, no doubt. No doubt. I think that most teenage and adult men and women have experienced snogging on a sofa. Far fewer while being towed behind a bike, but I'm open to a new experience (with Clare of course) if you are willing to tow us. It would have to be off-road somewhere. C&U Regulations, etc. Are bicycles covered by those regulations? I suppose we'd have to fit reflectors to the end of the sofa, and if at night a rear light, but as far as I know that is the limit of the regulations for towing with a push bike. I'm afraid that is just not good enough - obviously, what is needed for all bicycle trailed sofas is an escort by the Special Escort Group. This specialist unit of the Metropolitan Police consists of officers with a range of skills and operational experience from various policing backgrounds. One motorcyclist (lead bike) positions himself in front of the escort, controlling the pace and position of the escort, whilst the others forge ahead, dealing with traffic situations and advising the lead bike of the safest path through the traffic they are controlling. SEG officers on Honda VFR1200 motorcycles use whistles in preference to sirens (which are not fitted). This reduces the level of noise that precedes an escort and will reduce the environmental impact of the escorted cyclist with trailed sofa (plus snogging couple) on the general public. I suggest we all write to our MP's about this: We just can not have push bikes pulling sofas (with a couples snogging on them) around willy-nilly (even if the sofas do have fitted reflectors and a rear light at night). |
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On Fri, 16 Aug 2013 23:35:56 +0100
Bertie Wooster wrote: On Fri, 16 Aug 2013 19:17:45 +0100, Mrcheerful wrote: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-n...-boxes-2175808 The last picture in the gallery is cheating. To transport a sofa properly all you need to do is attach four caster wheels and tow it behind a bicycle, preferably with a couple snogging on it. The last picture isn't a particularly overloaded vehicle, but it's a fine example of how not to secure a load. |
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On Sat, 17 Aug 2013 12:23:06 +0100, Alexis wrote:
Bertie Wooster wrote: On Sat, 17 Aug 2013 09:56:39 +0100, JNugent wrote: On 17/08/2013 08:23, Bertie Wooster wrote: On Sat, 17 Aug 2013 01:05:53 +0100, JNugent wrote: On 16/08/2013 23:35, Bertie Wooster wrote: On Fri, 16 Aug 2013 19:17:45 +0100, Mrcheerful wrote: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-n...tured-stacked- high-boxes-2175808 The last picture in the gallery is cheating. To transport a sofa properly all you need to do is attach four caster wheels and tow it behind a bicycle, preferably with a couple snogging on it. There speaks the voice of experience, no doubt. No doubt. I think that most teenage and adult men and women have experienced snogging on a sofa. Far fewer while being towed behind a bike, but I'm open to a new experience (with Clare of course) if you are willing to tow us. It would have to be off-road somewhere. C&U Regulations, etc. Are bicycles covered by those regulations? I suppose we'd have to fit reflectors to the end of the sofa, and if at night a rear light, but as far as I know that is the limit of the regulations for towing with a push bike. I'm afraid that is just not good enough - obviously, what is needed for all bicycle trailed sofas is an escort by the Special Escort Group. This specialist unit of the Metropolitan Police consists of officers with a range of skills and operational experience from various policing backgrounds. One motorcyclist (lead bike) positions himself in front of the escort, controlling the pace and position of the escort, whilst the others forge ahead, dealing with traffic situations and advising the lead bike of the safest path through the traffic they are controlling. SEG officers on Honda VFR1200 motorcycles use whistles in preference to sirens (which are not fitted). This reduces the level of noise that precedes an escort and will reduce the environmental impact of the escorted cyclist with trailed sofa (plus snogging couple) on the general public. I suggest we all write to our MP's about this: We just can not have push bikes pulling sofas (with a couples snogging on them) around willy-nilly (even if the sofas do have fitted reflectors and a rear light at night). Don't you need a man with a red flag walking in front of the bicycle towing the sofa with snogging couple on it, even if it is equipped with reflectors and a rear light? |
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"Mrcheerful" wrote in message ... http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-n...-boxes-2175808 You'd think with their huge disposable incomes[1] and superior intelligence[2], cyclists could arrange for their crap to be transported safely by other means. Why do such clever[3] and wealthy[4] people take such stupid risks of injury and death, to save a relatively tiny amount of money? [1] unsupported claim (ref - psycholist SOP) [2] unsupported claim (ref - psycholist SOP) [3] take a wild guess [4] yep, you get the idea |
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