Cloudburst?

Two days ago the rain hammered it down here. I'd never seen anything like it
before, the rain was bouncing of the road and footpaths.
Down the road comes a silly cyclist on his kids toy, the pillock was
absolutely drenched. Gave me a good laugh.
Viable means of transport my backside.

On Wednesday, August 21, 2019 at 5:01:57 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Two days ago the rain hammered it down here. I'd never seen anything like it
before, the rain was bouncing of the road and footpaths.
Down the road comes a silly cyclist on his kids toy, the pillock was
absolutely drenched. Gave me a good laugh.
Viable means of transport my backside.

I cycled to work every day from 1997-2013, except for one day in 2010 when the snow was 2 feet deep and my car was also snowbound. Very viable it was and when there was a strike in 2011, I was the only one who could get in due to the roads being gridlocked.

On 22/08/2019 04:01, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Two days ago the rain hammered it down here. I'd never seen anything like it
before, the rain was bouncing of the road and footpaths.
Down the road comes a silly cyclist on his kids toy, the pillock was
absolutely drenched. Gave me a good laugh.
Viable means of transport my backside.



And then you saw a non-silly bicyclist.

Simon Mason wrote:
On Wednesday, August 21, 2019 at 5:01:57 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
Two days ago the rain hammered it down here. I'd never seen anything
like it before, the rain was bouncing of the road and footpaths.
Down the road comes a silly cyclist on his kids toy, the pillock was
absolutely drenched. Gave me a good laugh.
Viable means of transport my backside.

I cycled to work every day from 1997-2013, except for one day in 2010
when the snow was 2 feet deep and my car was also snowbound. Very
viable it was and when there was a strike in 2011, I was the only one
who could get in due to the roads being gridlocked.

So, the gates to the site must have been locked due to the roads being
gridlocked. What did you do? Use your silly bicycle to smash open the gates?

On Thursday, August 22, 2019 at 5:31:06 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Simon Mason wrote:
On Wednesday, August 21, 2019 at 5:01:57 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
Two days ago the rain hammered it down here. I'd never seen anything
like it before, the rain was bouncing of the road and footpaths.
Down the road comes a silly cyclist on his kids toy, the pillock was
absolutely drenched. Gave me a good laugh.
Viable means of transport my backside.

I cycled to work every day from 1997-2013, except for one day in 2010
when the snow was 2 feet deep and my car was also snowbound. Very
viable it was and when there was a strike in 2011, I was the only one
who could get in due to the roads being gridlocked.

So, the gates to the site must have been locked due to the roads being
gridlocked. What did you do? Use your silly bicycle to smash open the gates?

I used my swipecard to open the turnstile after locking up my bike.

On Wednesday, August 21, 2019 at 5:01:57 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Two days ago the rain hammered it down here. I'd never seen anything like it
before, the rain was bouncing of the road and footpaths.
Down the road comes a silly cyclist on his kids toy, the pillock was
absolutely drenched. Gave me a good laugh.
Viable means of transport my backside.

There is no such thing as bad weather, only the wrong clothes.

Simon Mason wrote:
On Thursday, August 22, 2019 at 5:31:06 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
Simon Mason wrote:
On Wednesday, August 21, 2019 at 5:01:57 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder
Esquire wrote:
Two days ago the rain hammered it down here. I'd never seen
anything like it before, the rain was bouncing of the road and
footpaths. Down the road comes a silly cyclist on his kids toy,
the pillock was absolutely drenched. Gave me a good laugh.
Viable means of transport my backside.

I cycled to work every day from 1997-2013, except for one day in
2010 when the snow was 2 feet deep and my car was also snowbound.
Very viable it was and when there was a strike in 2011, I was the
only one who could get in due to the roads being gridlocked.

So, the gates to the site must have been locked due to the roads
being gridlocked. What did you do? Use your silly bicycle to smash
open the gates?

I used my swipecard to open the turnstile after locking up my bike.

So, you were the only member of staff in the building?
No security, no fire warden, no staff canteen, no cleaners, no first aiders
..........

Simon Jester wrote:
On Wednesday, August 21, 2019 at 5:01:57 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
Two days ago the rain hammered it down here. I'd never seen anything
like it before, the rain was bouncing of the road and footpaths.
Down the road comes a silly cyclist on his kids toy, the pillock was
absolutely drenched. Gave me a good laugh.
Viable means of transport my backside.

There is no such thing as bad weather, only the wrong clothes.

Prat.

On Thursday, August 22, 2019 at 7:31:36 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Simon Jester wrote:
On Wednesday, August 21, 2019 at 5:01:57 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
Two days ago the rain hammered it down here. I'd never seen anything
like it before, the rain was bouncing of the road and footpaths.
Down the road comes a silly cyclist on his kids toy, the pillock was
absolutely drenched. Gave me a good laugh.
Viable means of transport my backside.

There is no such thing as bad weather, only the wrong clothes.

Prat.

So now your obsession has moved from male cyclist's legs to male cyclist's genitalia to male cyclist's buttocks. Have you considered professional help? Even dole hoovers like you are entitled to NHS services.

On Thursday, August 22, 2019 at 7:31:00 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Simon Mason wrote:
On Thursday, August 22, 2019 at 5:31:06 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
Simon Mason wrote:
On Wednesday, August 21, 2019 at 5:01:57 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder
Esquire wrote:
Two days ago the rain hammered it down here. I'd never seen
anything like it before, the rain was bouncing of the road and
footpaths. Down the road comes a silly cyclist on his kids toy,
the pillock was absolutely drenched. Gave me a good laugh.
Viable means of transport my backside.

I cycled to work every day from 1997-2013, except for one day in
2010 when the snow was 2 feet deep and my car was also snowbound.
Very viable it was and when there was a strike in 2011, I was the
only one who could get in due to the roads being gridlocked.

So, the gates to the site must have been locked due to the roads
being gridlocked. What did you do? Use your silly bicycle to smash
open the gates?

I used my swipecard to open the turnstile after locking up my bike.

So, you were the only member of staff in the building?
No security, no fire warden, no staff canteen, no cleaners, no first aiders
.........

There was one cleaner in our lab when I got there - she came in on a bike as well.