Lance/Sheryl/OPRAH/Friday

Lance and Sheryl are Oprah's guests on Friday.

I'm sure Oprah will get to the bottom of all the doping buzz. Word is that
Lance and Oprah will race. That'll probably look a lot like Lance and der
Kaiser racing in February (excepting for color differences).

--
Bob C.

"Of course it hurts. The trick is not minding that it hurts."
T. E. Lawrence (of Arabia)

No way would Oprah ask Lance about doping in any meaningful way. If
she asks just one "softball" of a question, I'd be amazed.

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No way would Oprah ask Lance about doping in any meaningful way. If
she asks just one "softball" of a question, I'd be amazed.


doh ... ya think?

--
Bob C.

"Of course it hurts. The trick is not minding that it hurts."
T. E. Lawrence (of Arabia)

wrote:
No way would Oprah ask Lance about doping in any meaningful way. If
she asks just one "softball" of a question, I'd be amazed.


I haven't watched Oprah since the younger of my sons was newborn. That
was over 15 years ago. All I know is that she has turned into a money
making machine. Lance might ask her for some tips.

In article , psycholist
wrote:

Lance and Sheryl are Oprah's guests on Friday.

I'm sure Oprah will get to the bottom of all the doping buzz. Word is that
Lance and Oprah will race. That'll probably look a lot like Lance and der
Kaiser racing in February (excepting for color differences).

LOL. Revenge of the Master Fatties! Yes, we can all expect a
substantive, incisive interview from Oprah. Get ready for matrimonial
inquiries! Maybe Sheryl's new video--premiered on Oprah?--will feature
some Lance action.

I'd consider the appearance successful if LA could just relax before an
interviewer; sans bike, he always seems so ill at ease, so stilted
before the camera. Charismatic he's not.

luke

"psycholist" wrote in
:

Lance and Sheryl are Oprah's guests on Friday.

I'm sure Oprah will get to the bottom of all the doping buzz.
Word is that Lance and Oprah will race. That'll probably look
a lot like Lance and der Kaiser racing in February
(excepting for color differences).

Oprah: "There are 130 Trek Madone's out in our parking lot!
EVERYONE GETS A FREE BIKE! EVERYONE GETS A FREE BIKE!"

Watch for this:
Oprah, "I have here a document from Brian Lafferty stating you are a
druggie! How do you respond, Lance?"
Lance, "Okay, Brian's got me. I admit it."

RLBeldon wrote:
"psycholist" wrote in
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Lance and Sheryl are Oprah's guests on Friday.

I'm sure Oprah will get to the bottom of all the doping buzz.
Word is that Lance and Oprah will race. That'll probably look
a lot like Lance and der Kaiser racing in February
(excepting for color differences).


Oprah: "There are 130 Trek Madone's out in our parking lot!
EVERYONE GETS A FREE BIKE! EVERYONE GETS A FREE BIKE!"

Jeez, not only did she lose, but Oprah failed control after their race.



psycholist wrote:
Lance and Sheryl are Oprah's guests on Friday.

I'm sure Oprah will get to the bottom of all the doping buzz. Word is that
Lance and Oprah will race. That'll probably look a lot like Lance and der
Kaiser racing in February (excepting for color differences).

They need to get that other Fattie, Rosie O'Donnell, to do an interview
number on Lance like she did on Tom Selleck regarding the NRA and guns a few
years ago. However, IIRC her show went off the air shortly after that.


"Bleet Norf" wrote in message
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Jeez, not only did she lose, but Oprah failed control after their race.



psycholist wrote:
Lance and Sheryl are Oprah's guests on Friday.

I'm sure Oprah will get to the bottom of all the doping buzz. Word is
that
Lance and Oprah will race. That'll probably look a lot like Lance and
der
Kaiser racing in February (excepting for color differences).

The Oprah/Lance/Sheryl/Linda A. show was fairly boring.
Lance was a super mensch though stand-up and all that with that breast
cancer survivor woman.

Applause.

Lance said "7th Tour" for sure. But this year?

In any case, smile Mr. Laff, Esq.
Mister know-it-all! You and S.S.!


-kjp