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  #261  
Old August 9th 18, 10:37 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling,alt.war.vietnam
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife[_2_]
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On Sat, 04 Aug 2018 10:07:47 +0100, Peter Keller
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On 03.08.2018 21:03, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Fri, 03 Aug 2018 10:56:31 +0100, Peter Keller
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On 02.08.2018 15:52, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Thu, 02 Aug 2018 10:45:56 +0100, Peter Keller
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On 01.08.2018 13:46, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Wed, 01 Aug 2018 10:49:07 +0100, Peter Keller
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On 31.07.2018 13:02, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Tue, 31 Jul 2018 10:02:26 +0100, Peter Keller
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On 30.07.2018 12:14, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Mon, 30 Jul 2018 09:50:07 +0100, Peter Keller
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On 29.07.2018 12:01, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 29 Jul 2018 09:59:25 +0100, Peter Keller
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On 28.07.2018 13:42, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 28 Jul 2018 11:33:55 +0100, Peter Keller
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On 27.07.2018 14:22, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Fri, 27 Jul 2018 09:26:22 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 26.07.2018 15:19, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Thu, 26 Jul 2018 09:40:21 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 25.07.2018 21:44, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Wed, 25 Jul 2018 09:33:52 +0100, Peter Keller
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On 24.07.2018 15:05, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Tue, 24 Jul 2018 09:37:47 +0100, Peter Keller
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On 23.07.2018 23:03, JNugent wrote:
On 23/07/2018 20:05, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 20:19:09 +0100, Peter Keller

wrote:

On 22.07.2018 18:23, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 15:20:43 +0100, Peter
Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 22:09, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 20:46:42 +0100, Peter
Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 21:21, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 18:46:19 +0100,
Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:

On 7/21/2018 9:33 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson
Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 14:23:36 +0100,
Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee

wrote:

Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:
On 7/21/2018 6:07 AM, Bruce 'Not Glug'
Lee wrote:
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
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On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 22:28:50 +0100,
Peter Keller

wrote:
On 20.07.2018 21:24, Jimmy
Wilkinson Knife wrote:

Why would an adult let an anywho
ride their bike?

Hitler.

Your answer makes no grammatical
sense. You can't answer a
why with a
pronoun.

'Hitler' isn't a pronoun. It's a
noun.

It's a personal pronoun, you dummies..

No it isn't. It is a proper noun.
Just as all names are.

Personal pronouns are 'he', 'she',
'they' etc.
Who gives a ****? The point is the
answer was nonsensical.

More fool you.
LOL
The only fool is the one who can't write
in English.

Bullenscheiße.
Changing language doesn't make your answer
any more correct.

I reaaly do not cares abowt sumthing cawld
Grammer.

That yew sae that mau grammer iz nott corect
iz fore mi u complement.
Espeshalli az it cumz from YEW!!
You sound like a drunk Glaswegian. Actually,
nevermind the drunk,
they're like that anyway.

Thanks greatly for the compliment.

I can't think of any group of people who would
be glad to be called
Glaswegian.
Strike the words "...of any group of people who
would be glad to be called Glaswegian".
There. That makes more sense now.

Good one!
No it wasn't, it had the wit of a 6 year old.

As I said, good one!
In fact, excellent one!
Oh, you like 6 year olds.

What is it to you?
Nothing at all, but the law doesn't like it.

If it is nothing to you, why comment?
What's wrong with commenting on things I don't care
about?

Well it is not against the law ---
Must I do everything which is not against the law? That
would take a lot of time. Actually maybe not, as 99% of
things are against the law.

So true --
We are in agreement for the second time. Now list the laws
you would like removed:

1) It is forbidden to walk your pet whale down the
street.
..........
102327} It is forbidden to leave your house without wearing
underwear.
.......
939257) No one may step on any of the nation’s currency.
Those laws do not exist.
Anyway, the first is impossible, and the other two are done
without prosecution regularly.

They do somewhere in the world.
Which country?

Never mind.
So you were making it up then.

Whatever
You stated that they existed, but have no proof.

Whatever.

Admittance of defeat noted.


Whatever


Drop in intelligence noted.
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  #262  
Old August 9th 18, 10:37 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling,alt.war.vietnam,alt.support.depression
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife[_2_]
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On Sat, 04 Aug 2018 08:09:51 +0100, David wrote:



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On 2018-08-02 1:13 PM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
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On 2018-08-01 3:52 PM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Wed, 01 Aug 2018 19:22:26 +0100, David
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On 2018-08-01 9:00 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
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On Wed, 01 Aug 2018 05:58:59 +0100, David
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its debbie's foot

Who is Debbie and how many feet is her foot?

9

Doesn't that make her tread on her own toes?

I wear a 10 1/2.
Size is not equal to length of foot in feet.

yes it is

Anyone with a 10.5 foot foot would only be able to get work as a
clown.

my foot size is 10 1/2" in size
" isn't feet.
' is feet.


i foot is one foot ,
two feet is two feet ,
when you catch a fish ,
one foot is three feet

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore
looking like
an idiot.

I have excitement.
Is your rod erect?

you've gone off topic


You said you had excitement....

I saw one I did on the sidewalk at school but that was along time ago.
I saw it on tv.


What kind of program films THAT?!

adobe premier


That is not a filming program/device/thing/person/being.
  #263  
Old August 10th 18, 12:57 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling,alt.war.vietnam,alt.support.depression
David[_22_]
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2018-08-01 9:00 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
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On Wed, 01 Aug 2018 05:58:59 +0100, David wrote:

its debbie's foot

Who is Debbie and how many feet is her foot?

9

Doesn't that make her tread on her own toes?

I wear a 10 1/2.
Size is not equal to length of foot in feet.

yes it is

Do you have $34?


I'm in the original country, where we use £.

I have a link.


That's a very arbitrary comment.

its my website, www.saintdavid.me


Spelling mistake on the first page, oh dear.

I see it.

  #264  
Old August 10th 18, 12:59 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling,alt.war.vietnam,alt.support.depression
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its debbie's foot

Who is Debbie and how many feet is her foot?

9

Doesn't that make her tread on her own toes?

I wear a 10 1/2.
Size is not equal to length of foot in feet.

yes it is

Anyone with a 10.5 foot foot would only be able to get work as a
clown.

my foot size is 10 1/2" in size
" isn't feet.
' is feet.


i foot is one foot ,
two feet is two feet ,
when you catch a fish ,
one foot is three feet

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking
like
an idiot.

I have excitement.


Is your rod erect?

what kind of rod?


I don't want to examine your tool that closely.

I kind of just said that. I apologize if it is too loosely.


It shouldn't be loose when you're excited.

maybe

  #265  
Old August 10th 18, 10:09 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling,alt.war.vietnam
Peter Keller[_3_]
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On 09.08.2018 18:01, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Thu, 09 Aug 2018 16:13:37 +0100, Peter Keller
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On 08.08.2018 20:26, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Wed, 08 Aug 2018 09:45:07 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 07.08.2018 10:20, Bod wrote:

Â* Cyclists v drivers? They're often the same people.

Much has been written about a war between cyclists and drivers,
as if the two groups were such polar opposites that they could
never cross in a Venn diagram. But according to new research,
people who cycle the most are likely to own at least two cars.

Regular cyclists – those who cycle at least once a week – are
also disproportionately likely to read broadsheet newspapers, be
well educated, have a household income of at least £50,000 per
year and shop at Waitrose, claims the latest Mintel report,
Bicycles in the UK 2010. In addition, they are twice as likely to
be men as women.

https://www.theguardian.com/environm...ng-boom-survey

I just use a bike mostly because it is most convenient, I love the
fresh air and feeling of movement and exercise, and ....
Owning a car and being rich has nothing to do with it.
Â*
Â* Of course, money is irellevant.

Of course. Exactly.
Â*I enjoy cycling in the countryside.Â* Cycling on roads isn't enjoyable.


I find it is. Very enjoyable.


Roads are for cars.


Non-sequitur.
I find riding a bike very enjoyable, whether on roads or other places.
  #266  
Old August 10th 18, 10:10 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling,alt.war.vietnam
Peter Keller[_3_]
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On 09.08.2018 18:01, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Thu, 09 Aug 2018 16:16:33 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 08.08.2018 21:23, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
you silly little pansy.


I take that as a real compliment coming from YOU.


Look, if you want to ask me out, just say so.* How big is the bulge in
your lycra shorts?


Wouldn't you love to know?
  #267  
Old August 10th 18, 10:11 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling,alt.war.vietnam
Peter Keller[_3_]
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Default Troll-feeding Senile Idiot Alert, AGAIN!

On 09.08.2018 18:58, Peeler wrote:
senile moron!


Thanks greatly for the compliment.
  #268  
Old August 10th 18, 10:14 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling,alt.war.vietnam
Peter Keller[_3_]
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On 09.08.2018 23:37, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
Drop in intelligence noted.


Thanks greatly for that excellent compliment com ing from YOU.
Especially as YOU said it.
Now please flick in my direction the further honour of being sour and
senile.
That would really make my day.

And we all know what YOU think of bicyclists. You think they are the
****witted pits of humanity.
And because it is YOU who think that, that is an extremely great
compliment.
We must be doing something right.
  #269  
Old August 10th 18, 10:14 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling,alt.war.vietnam,alt.support.depression
Peter Keller[_3_]
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On 09.08.2018 18:30, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
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its debbie's foot

Who is Debbie and how many feet is her foot?

9

Doesn't that make her tread on her own toes?

I wear a 10 1/2.
*Size is not equal to length of foot in feet.

yes it is

Do you have $34?

I'm in the original country, where we use £.

I have a link.


That's a very arbitrary comment.

its my website, www.saintdavid.me


Spelling mistake on the first page, oh dear.


Sew hwat?
  #270  
Old August 10th 18, 10:24 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling,alt.war.vietnam
Peeler[_2_]
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Default Troll-feeding Senile Idiot Alert, AGAIN! LOL

On Fri, 10 Aug 2018 11:09:23 +0200, Peter Keller, another notorious
troll-feeding senile idiot, blabbered again:


Roads are for cars.


Non-sequitur.
I find riding a bike very enjoyable, whether on roads or other places.


He finds baiting senile oafs extremely enjoyable! Gee...
 




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