What Does That Windbag Dolan Look Like

"ROTB" wrote in message
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I was wondering if anyone at ARBR has ever met "The Great" Ed Dolan. If
you have, what's he look like? And if you've ever spoken with him,
what's his real-life personality like?

For the rest of us, I think it would be fun if everyone described what
you THINK Ed looks like, as you read his daily rants. Here's the person
I picture when I read his inanities:

A short guy with stubby legs and arms and a pot-belly (not really a fat
guy, just a protruding beer-gut, or rather, "Livingston Cellars Red
Rose gut").

I have found the absolute best cheap wine in the world. It does not make any
sense at all to pay more for an expensive wine. After all, we are just going
for the slight high - right?

I am actually a string bean and have been one all of my life. But ROTB is
right about the slight pot belly. It sort of comes on you with age.

In short, gnome-like. I would have pictured a full beard,
but we all know how he hates facial hair, so we must assume he keeps
himself clean-shaven. He has a perpetual scowl on his face, and the
only time he looks satisfied is when he's out zooming around town on
his 'bent, or in the evening when he unscrews the cap on the Livingston
bottle.

ROTB has got me pegged all right. I like to go out for about an hour or so
on one of my many recumbents and then I like to come home and have a bit of
the old vino and see what the rascals on ARBR are up to. Is that so bad?

After he sets himself down in front of his computer with a big
Welch's Grape Jelly jar full of Livingston, and fires up ARBR, he gets
a gleefully sinister look on his face as he punches out his latest
posts with those short, stubby two index fingers. After a few glasses
of the magic elixer, and six or seven "brilliant bon mots" fired away
into cyberspace, he shuts down the computer and leans back in his easy
chair, another day of Saintliness having come to its glorious end.

Damn, ROTB has got me fixed all right. But unlike most of the rest of you, I
sleep all day and am up all night. Your 3 PM is my 3 AM. I have always been
a night owl all of my life. That is what happens to you when you do not have
to work at a job.

I am a man of leisure, a gentleman and a great intellect. Work is for slobs
who think it is necessary to get married and have children. Thank God I was
able to avoid that particular catastrophe. No, I have spent my life
listening to the music of Beethoven and contemplating my own navel among
many other esoteric activities. That is why I am Great Man and a Great
Saint.

My only purpose in life is to become a God. This is a full time job and if
you are into making a living for the sake of your wife and children, then
you can never know what life is all about. Life is about becoming a God. The
ultimate purpose of a man is to contemplate the universe like God does. If
you are not doing this, then you are a failure.

--
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

PS. The ultimate purpose of a woman, as opposed to a man, is to make babies.
She is concerned with the perpetuation of the species, no matter how
mindless. It is only we men who can arise above these mundane considerations
and become as Gods. After all, life begins and ends with YOU. I say screw
the children! What say you?

On 24-Aug-2005, "Edward Dolan" wrote:

Damn, ROTB has got me fixed all right. But unlike most of the rest of you,
I
sleep all day and am up all night. Your 3 PM is my 3 AM. I have always
been
a night owl all of my life. That is what happens to you when you do not
have
to work at a job.

I am a man of leisure, a gentleman and a great intellect. Work is for
slobs
who think it is necessary to get married and have children. Thank God I
was
able to avoid that particular catastrophe. No, I have spent my life
listening to the music of Beethoven and contemplating my own navel among
many other esoteric activities. That is why I am Great Man and a Great
Saint.

What a lazyass, worthless piece of crap dolan is. he lives off mommy and
daddy's money and being a slumloard in BFE Minnesota. On top of that, eddie
boy can't be bothered to shower and do laundry. dolan probably eats dog food
out of a bowl on the floor.

Hell, I never thought I would say this, but dolan is not worthy of a ReBike
[Slowest Bike in the Known Universe]

--
Johnny ReBike
ReBike - Slowest Bike in the Known Universe

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"Johnny ReBike" wrote in message
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On 24-Aug-2005, "Edward Dolan" wrote:

Damn, ROTB has got me fixed all right. But unlike most of the rest of
you,
I
sleep all day and am up all night. Your 3 PM is my 3 AM. I have always
been
a night owl all of my life. That is what happens to you when you do not
have
to work at a job.

I am a man of leisure, a gentleman and a great intellect. Work is for
slobs
who think it is necessary to get married and have children. Thank God I
was
able to avoid that particular catastrophe. No, I have spent my life
listening to the music of Beethoven and contemplating my own navel among
many other esoteric activities. That is why I am Great Man and a Great
Saint.

What a lazyass, worthless piece of crap dolan is. he lives off mommy and
daddy's money and being a slumloard in BFE Minnesota. On top of that,
eddie
boy can't be bothered to shower and do laundry. dolan probably eats dog
food
out of a bowl on the floor.

dolan should be Dolan.

Anyone here ever seen a picture of Ed Gin? Who in their right mind would
marry a slob like him? But the worst fate in the world would be to spring
from his loins. No human kid should ever have to endure that indignity.

Ed Gin should pay more attention to the condition of his soul and less
attention to the state of his body. After all, his body is destined to
become nothing but food for worms - in other words, a worthless piece of
crap.

Hell, I never thought I would say this, but dolan is not worthy of a
ReBike
[Slowest Bike in the Known Universe]

dolan shoud be Dolan.

I am delighted that I am not worthy of a ReBike, whatever that is. Any
possible connection with the likes of Ed Gin would be a fate worse than
death.

--
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

PS. I take great pride in being lazy. It is my chief virtue.

http://www.prairieghosts.com/ed_gein.html

You're suggesting that Dolan is actually Ed Gein, of Monkey Island fame?
It just might be true, and very funny too! Wisconsin is right
next to Minnesota; around Duluth it's hard to know which state you're in.
Steve

Bob the Cow wrote:
http://www.prairieghosts.com/ed_gein.html

On 3-Sep-2005, Steve wrote:

You're suggesting that Dolan is actually Ed Gein, of Monkey Island fame?
It just might be true, and very funny too! Wisconsin is right
next to Minnesota; around Duluth it's hard to know which state you're in.
Steve

Bob the Cow wrote:
http://www.prairieghosts.com/ed_gein.html

Yo Steve,

Ed GEIN was a focking murdering cheesehead. GEIN never rode carbon fiber
splitter plate bike on Monkey Island.

Ed "Lowracer" GIN is King of Monkey Island. Ed Gin first brought lowracers
and carbon fiber splitter bikes to The Great City of Chicaguh.

Johnny ReBike's [ReBike - Slowest Bike in the Known Universe] heroes are Ed
Gin, Magilla Gorilla, Johnny NoCom [NoCom - Fastest Stock Bike in the Known
Universe] and Spidermonkey.

ed dolan lives here
http://terraserver.microsoft.com/ima...52&Y=24164&W=2
..

--
Johnny ReBike
ReBike - Slowest Bike in the Known Universe

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Johnny ReBike wrote:
On 3-Sep-2005, Steve wrote:


You're suggesting that Dolan is actually Ed Gein, of Monkey Island fame?
It just might be true, and very funny too! Wisconsin is right
next to Minnesota; around Duluth it's hard to know which state you're in.
Steve

Bob the Cow wrote:

http://www.prairieghosts.com/ed_gein.html


Yo Steve,

Ed GEIN was a focking murdering cheesehead. GEIN never rode carbon fiber
splitter plate bike on Monkey Island.

Ed "Lowracer" GIN is King of Monkey Island. Ed Gin first brought lowracers
and carbon fiber splitter bikes to The Great City of Chicaguh.

Johnny ReBike's [ReBike - Slowest Bike in the Known Universe] heroes are Ed
Gin, Magilla Gorilla, Johnny NoCom [NoCom - Fastest Stock Bike in the Known
Universe] and Spidermonkey.

ed dolan lives here
http://terraserver.microsoft.com/ima...52&Y=24164&W=2
.


Sorry J. Rebike and E. Gin. There was no intention to denigrate anyone.

This newsgroup makes little sense anymore. I should know better than to
post to it, except on technical matters perhaps.

Steve

"Bob the Cow" wrote in message
...
http://www.prairieghosts.com/ed_gein.html

You bet, go to a link and get a virus for your trouble. Or do you trust Bob
the Cow?

--
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

"Steve" wrote in message
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This newsgroup makes little sense anymore. I should know better than to
post to it, except on technical matters perhaps.

Steve

All newsgroups are screwed up the same as ARBR. Don't believe me? Check out
the other cycling groups and you will see what I mean.

Usenet is for idiots and morons. The sooner everyone learns this the better.
Any group MUST have a leader, an editor, a moderator. Without such an
ordering principal, you have nothing but a corral of braying jackasses.

--
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

On Sun, 4 Sep 2005 00:21:36 -0500, "Edward Dolan"
wrote:



The following explains why you are here, then?

Usenet is for idiots and morons. The sooner everyone learns this the better.



Any group MUST have a leader, an editor, a moderator. Without such an
ordering principal, you have nothing but a corral of braying jackasses.

And you seem to bray loudest and most often. Would your mother be
proud of you?


jim