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Old February 25th 09, 04:47 PM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
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Default Armstrong hits the wall in Cali ITT

Keith wrote:

Please stick to the facts and stop insulting people, what's your IQ,
110 ?


This reminds me of a joke the Hungarians tell.

Two Croats are drinking in a bar. One says to the other, "hey, I just heard
a good joke. How many Hungarians does it take to change a lightbulb?"

The second Croat says, "Hmmm, I don't know. How many?"

The first Croat yelps gleefully, "ONE!" Then they both roll on the floor,
laughing helplessly.


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Old February 26th 09, 02:50 AM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
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In article ,
"Robert Chung" wrote:

Keith wrote:

Please stick to the facts and stop insulting people, what's your IQ,
110 ?


This reminds me of a joke the Hungarians tell.

Two Croats are drinking in a bar. One says to the other, "hey, I just heard
a good joke. How many Hungarians does it take to change a lightbulb?"

The second Croat says, "Hmmm, I don't know. How many?"

The first Croat yelps gleefully, "ONE!" Then they both roll on the floor,
laughing helplessly.


Dumbass: you have a future in comedy if you ever give up your
6-figure-dreamer academic career.

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Old February 26th 09, 08:09 AM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
Donald Munro[_3_]
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Robert Chung wrote:
This reminds me of a joke the Hungarians tell.


Ryan Cousineau wrote:
Dumbass: you have a future in comedy if you ever give up your
6-figure-dreamer academic career.


What, and give up his SOTS sponsorship ?
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Old February 26th 09, 05:52 PM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
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On Wed, 25 Feb 2009 08:47:25 -0800, "Robert Chung"
wrote:

Keith wrote:

Please stick to the facts and stop insulting people, what's your IQ,
110 ?


This reminds me of a joke the Hungarians tell.

Two Croats are drinking in a bar. One says to the other, "hey, I just heard
a good joke. How many Hungarians does it take to change a lightbulb?"

The second Croat says, "Hmmm, I don't know. How many?"

The first Croat yelps gleefully, "ONE!" Then they both roll on the floor,
laughing helplessly.


The only rbr relevant 'screwing in the lightbulb joke' is how many
flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. How you get them in
there is up to you.

Curtis L. Russell
Odenton, MD (USA)
Just someone on two wheels...
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Old February 27th 09, 01:51 AM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
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Default Armstrong hits the wall in Cali ITT

On Feb 20, 6:18*pm, Keith wrote:
...looks like the party's over, pretty pathetic to see him ITT like
that, even worse than when Ulle trounced him in 2003 and we had the
"brake was rubbing", "I lost 10 pounds" excuses. This time we know the
answer, no more dope !

Back to the pre-1996 LA it seems...


Just sawr pix of yer boy EllAyy in this week's Shorts Illustrated.
Dude is ripped! Looks like he haz been hangin' out at da gym with A-
Fraud.

Prediction: After EllAyy tears the cranks off his bike in July and
still beats Contador up the Ventoux by 1:30, all you skinny candy-
asses will be askin' yer mommies for a Bowflex and free weights.
 




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