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From my brother in law:
"Oh sure, while on your bike you've been hit by police cars and downpours, but can you top this? On the BikeE when I see ... a big snapper very, very slowly making his way across the road. With all the traffic he's a definite goner. Me, I pull up and try to prod him along with my front wheel, until he bites the tire and gives me a flat! When I very, very carefully pick him up--he ****es all over me. So I pitch him into the next pond as far as I can throw the ******* and start walking home." |
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"Mike Kruger" wrote in message ... : From my brother in law: : : "Oh sure, while on your bike you've been hit by police cars and downpours, but : can you top this? On the BikeE when I see ... a big snapper very, very slowly : making his way across the road. With all the traffic he's a definite goner. : Me, I pull up and try to prod him along with my front wheel, until he bites the : tire and gives me a flat! When I very, very carefully pick him up--he ****es : all over me. So I pitch him into the next pond as far as I can throw the : ******* and start walking home." Well, that beats my squirrel story. Pat in TX |
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On 27 Oct 2004 02:55:39 GMT, Mike Kruger wrote:
From my brother in law: "Oh sure, while on your bike you've been hit by police cars and downpours, but can you top this? On the BikeE when I see ... a big snapper very, very slowly making his way across the road. With all the traffic he's a definite goner. Me, I pull up and try to prod him along with my front wheel, until he bites the tire and gives me a flat! When I very, very carefully pick him up--he ****es all over me. So I pitch him into the next pond as far as I can throw the ******* and start walking home." Around here we know better than go after a snapper. A large one bit the wooden handle off a shovel. I'm surprised it didn't do some damage to the rim. I've seen a few really large snappers that you can't pick up and those that are small enough to pick up you'd best be careful around as that long neck of their's can come around a decent distance. I am glad you saved him and it's too bad it cost you your tire and a flat. -- Linux Home Automation Neil Cherry http://home.comcast.net/~ncherry/ (Text only) http://hcs.sourceforge.net/ (HCS II) http://linuxha.blogspot.com/ My HA Blog |
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Mike Kruger wrote:
From my brother in law: "Oh sure, while on your bike you've been hit by police cars and downpours, but can you top this? On the BikeE when I see ... a big snapper very, very slowly making his way across the road. With all the traffic he's a definite goner. Me, I pull up and try to prod him along with my front wheel, until he bites the tire and gives me a flat! When I very, very carefully pick him up--he ****es all over me. So I pitch him into the next pond as far as I can throw the ******* and start walking home." Weird. Just today I saw a poor, dead turtle in the road; he'd obviously been run over. Bill "Terrapin alumnus" S. |
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Mike Kruger wrote:
|| From my brother in law: || || "Oh sure, while on your bike you've been hit by police cars and || downpours, but can you top this? On the BikeE when I see ... a big || snapper very, very slowly making his way across the road. With all || the traffic he's a definite goner. Me, I pull up and try to prod him || along with my front wheel, until he bites the tire and gives me a || flat! When I very, very carefully pick him up--he ****es all over || me. So I pitch him into the next pond as far as I can throw the || ******* and start walking home." How would you like it is someone tried to prod you along with the front wheel of a bike? |
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On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 05:47:47 -0400, "Roger Zoul"
wrote: Mike Kruger wrote: || From my brother in law: || || "Oh sure, while on your bike you've been hit by police cars and || downpours, but can you top this? On the BikeE when I see ... a big || snapper very, very slowly making his way across the road. With all || the traffic he's a definite goner. Me, I pull up and try to prod him || along with my front wheel, until he bites the tire and gives me a || flat! When I very, very carefully pick him up--he ****es all over || me. So I pitch him into the next pond as far as I can throw the || ******* and start walking home." How would you like it is someone tried to prod you along with the front wheel of a bike? I'm prodding myself along with the uh, wheels of a bike. -B turtling up |
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