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Just me and my little dog.
Three cyclists came blasting past us on the footpath, I did not see them coming. Then myself and my little dog walked past a small green area. The cyclists were all sat on the grass skinning up. Their silly bicycles were just dumped on the footpath, as always. I booted one out of my way. One cyclist opened the usual stupid mouth to have a crack at me, then the pillock thought that it may not be a good idea. Utter scum. |
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On Tuesday, April 9, 2019 at 4:44:00 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Just me and my little dog. Three cyclists came blasting past us on the footpath, I did not see them coming. Then myself and my little dog walked past a small green area. The cyclists were all sat on the grass skinning up. Their silly bicycles were just dumped on the footpath, as always. I booted one out of my way. One cyclist opened the usual stupid mouth to have a crack at me, then the pillock thought that it may not be a good idea. Utter scum. Strange how these things always happen to you. A cynic might think you are just making it up to get attention. |
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On Tuesday, April 9, 2019 at 4:44:00 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Just me and my little dog. Three cyclists came blasting past us on the footpath, I did not see them coming. I spotted a car blocking the footpath on our walk home from the local garage today. I accidentally barged into its offside door mirror. IT HAD A FPN STUCK TO ITS WINDSCREEN! (((APPLAUSE))). |
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Simon Jester wrote:
On Tuesday, April 9, 2019 at 4:44:00 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote: Just me and my little dog. Three cyclists came blasting past us on the footpath, I did not see them coming. Then myself and my little dog walked past a small green area. The cyclists were all sat on the grass skinning up. Their silly bicycles were just dumped on the footpath, as always. I booted one out of my way. One cyclist opened the usual stupid mouth to have a crack at me, then the pillock thought that it may not be a good idea. Utter scum. Strange how these things always happen to you. A cynic might think you are just making it up to get attention. "These things" happen to a lot of pedestrians, but most pedestrians just walk round the obstruction. I don't. I'm not making it up and I don't need attention. I'm not sorry if my posting offends you. |
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On Tuesday, April 9, 2019 at 7:09:46 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Simon Jester wrote: On Tuesday, April 9, 2019 at 4:44:00 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote: Just me and my little dog. Three cyclists came blasting past us on the footpath, I did not see them coming. Then myself and my little dog walked past a small green area. The cyclists were all sat on the grass skinning up. Their silly bicycles were just dumped on the footpath, as always. I booted one out of my way. One cyclist opened the usual stupid mouth to have a crack at me, then the pillock thought that it may not be a good idea. Utter scum. Strange how these things always happen to you. A cynic might think you are just making it up to get attention. "These things" happen to a lot of pedestrians, but most pedestrians just walk round the obstruction. I don't. I'm not making it up and I don't need attention. I'm not sorry if my posting offends you. It does not offend me, it just makes me grateful I am not you. |
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Simon Jester wrote:
On Tuesday, April 9, 2019 at 7:09:46 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote: Simon Jester wrote: On Tuesday, April 9, 2019 at 4:44:00 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote: Just me and my little dog. Three cyclists came blasting past us on the footpath, I did not see them coming. Then myself and my little dog walked past a small green area. The cyclists were all sat on the grass skinning up. Their silly bicycles were just dumped on the footpath, as always. I booted one out of my way. One cyclist opened the usual stupid mouth to have a crack at me, then the pillock thought that it may not be a good idea. Utter scum. Strange how these things always happen to you. A cynic might think you are just making it up to get attention. "These things" happen to a lot of pedestrians, but most pedestrians just walk round the obstruction. I don't. I'm not making it up and I don't need attention. I'm not sorry if my posting offends you. It does not offend me, it just makes me grateful I am not you. I'm a man. You are a cyclist, and that is all you ever will be. |
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On Tuesday, April 9, 2019 at 8:33:19 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
wrote: On Tuesday, April 9, 2019 at 4:44:00 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote: Just me and my little dog. Three cyclists came blasting past us on the footpath, I did not see them coming. I spotted a car blocking the footpath on our walk home from the local garage today. I accidentally barged into its offside door mirror. IT HAD A FPN STUCK TO ITS WINDSCREEN! (((APPLAUSE))). Offside? The opposite of nearside. It was blocking the footpath and so I had to walk into the road. |
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On 10/04/2019 03:43, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Just me and my little dog. Three cyclists came blasting past us on the footpath, I did not see them coming. Then myself and my little dog walked past a small green area. The cyclists were all sat on the grass skinning up. Their silly bicycles were just dumped on the footpath, as always. I booted one out of my way. One cyclist opened the usual stupid mouth to have a crack at me, then the pillock thought that it may not be a good idea. Utter scum. ou must be getting slow, ponderous and decrepit in your senile old age. Otherwise you would have had your filthy blood-stained sharpened battleaxe out in a jiffy to slice their heads off. |
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On 10/04/2019 06:09, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Simon Jester wrote: On Tuesday, April 9, 2019 at 4:44:00 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote: Just me and my little dog. Three cyclists came blasting past us on the footpath, I did not see them coming. Then myself and my little dog walked past a small green area. The cyclists were all sat on the grass skinning up. Their silly bicycles were just dumped on the footpath, as always. I booted one out of my way. One cyclist opened the usual stupid mouth to have a crack at me, then the pillock thought that it may not be a good idea. Utter scum. Strange how these things always happen to you. A cynic might think you are just making it up to get attention. "These things" happen to a lot of pedestrians, but most pedestrians just walk round the obstruction. I don't. I'm not making it up and I don't need attention. I'm not sorry if my posting offends you. I find it hilarious. |
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