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Old March 2nd 20, 12:01 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Mike Collins
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Default Cyclists caused the coronavirus


The simple fact is before bicycles were invented most humans lived and died within walking distance of their birthplace. Bicycles allowed exogamic relief. Cyclists invented the infernal combustion engine and took the worlds first powered flight.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/acti...r-the-car.html

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Old March 2nd 20, 08:06 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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Default Cyclists caused the coronavirus

On 02/03/2020 00:01, Mike Collins wrote:

The simple fact is before bicycles were invented most humans lived and died within walking distance of their birthplace. Bicycles allowed exogamic relief. Cyclists invented the infernal combustion engine and took the worlds first powered flight.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/acti...r-the-car.html


even though the first powered vehicle pre-dates the bicycle.

Amazing, so cyclists travelled back in time to invent the powered
vehicle before the bicycle?
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Old March 2nd 20, 11:15 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Mike Collins
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On Monday, 2 March 2020 08:06:39 UTC, MrCheerful wrote:
On 02/03/2020 00:01, Mike Collins wrote:

The simple fact is before bicycles were invented most humans lived and died within walking distance of their birthplace. Bicycles allowed exogamic relief. Cyclists invented the infernal combustion engine and took the worlds first powered flight.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/acti...r-the-car.html


even though the first powered vehicle pre-dates the bicycle.

Amazing, so cyclists travelled back in time to invent the powered
vehicle before the bicycle?


Can you prove they didn't?
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Old March 2nd 20, 12:13 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Mr Pounder Esquire
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Default Cyclists caused the coronavirus

Mike Collins wrote:
On Monday, 2 March 2020 08:06:39 UTC, MrCheerful wrote:
On 02/03/2020 00:01, Mike Collins wrote:

The simple fact is before bicycles were invented most humans lived
and died within walking distance of their birthplace. Bicycles
allowed exogamic relief. Cyclists invented the infernal combustion
engine and took the worlds first powered flight.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/acti...r-the-car.html


even though the first powered vehicle pre-dates the bicycle.

Amazing, so cyclists travelled back in time to invent the powered
vehicle before the bicycle?


Can you prove they didn't?


What a stupid question.
Never underestimate the stupidity of the cyclist.


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Old March 2nd 20, 04:05 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Mike Collins
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Default Cyclists caused the coronavirus

On Monday, 2 March 2020 12:13:57 UTC, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Mike Collins wrote:
On Monday, 2 March 2020 08:06:39 UTC, MrCheerful wrote:
On 02/03/2020 00:01, Mike Collins wrote:

The simple fact is before bicycles were invented most humans lived
and died within walking distance of their birthplace. Bicycles
allowed exogamic relief. Cyclists invented the infernal combustion
engine and took the worlds first powered flight.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/acti...r-the-car.html


even though the first powered vehicle pre-dates the bicycle.

Amazing, so cyclists travelled back in time to invent the powered
vehicle before the bicycle?


Can you prove they didn't?


What a stupid question.
Never underestimate the stupidity of the cyclist.


I take it you have no evidence to support your post.
Which 'powered vehicle' were you talking about?
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Old March 10th 20, 02:09 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Bret Cahill
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The simple fact is before bicycles were invented most humans lived
and died within walking distance of their birthplace. Bicycles
allowed exogamic relief. Cyclists invented the infernal combustion
engine and took the worlds first powered flight.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/acti...r-the-car.html


even though the first powered vehicle pre-dates the bicycle.

Amazing, so cyclists travelled back in time to invent the powered
vehicle before the bicycle?


Can you prove they didn't?


What a stupid question.


Only because it's a self evident truth that cyclists invented the wheel.

Any other questions?

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Old March 10th 20, 11:31 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
jnugent
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Default Cyclists caused the coronavirus

On 10/03/2020 02:09, Bret Cahill wrote:
The simple fact is before bicycles were invented most humans lived
and died within walking distance of their birthplace. Bicycles
allowed exogamic relief. Cyclists invented the infernal combustion
engine and took the worlds first powered flight.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/acti...r-the-car.html


even though the first powered vehicle pre-dates the bicycle.

Amazing, so cyclists travelled back in time to invent the powered
vehicle before the bicycle?

Can you prove they didn't?


What a stupid question.


Only because it's a self evident truth that cyclists invented the wheel.
Any other questions?


Is it something to do with Nine-million bicycles in Beijing?
 




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