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Old October 30th 14, 11:10 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Tarcap
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"Peter Keller" wrote in message ...

On Wed, 29 Oct 2014 10:12:00 +0000, Tarcap wrote:

ashamed they are forced to use a child's toy as a means of transport.


My child's toy is a very useful delightful economical viable means of
transport.
And I am certainly not ashamed to be labelled as a ****wit by the likes
of you. In fact I am complimented!

I think you're going to have to show me where I called you that, as, to the
best of my knowledge, I have never called anyone that. I would, of course,
stand corrected if sufficient evidence were presented.

Especially as in your case, there is no need for anyone to identify you as
such. You have no trouble in doing that yourself.

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  #132  
Old October 31st 14, 09:18 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Peter Keller[_3_]
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On Thu, 30 Oct 2014 11:10:43 +0000, Tarcap wrote:

"Peter Keller" wrote in message ...

On Wed, 29 Oct 2014 10:12:00 +0000, Tarcap wrote:

ashamed they are forced to use a child's toy as a means of transport.


My child's toy is a very useful delightful economical viable means of
transport.
And I am certainly not ashamed to be labelled as a ****wit by the likes
of you. In fact I am complimented!

I think you're going to have to show me where I called you that, as, to
the best of my knowledge, I have never called anyone that. I would, of
course, stand corrected if sufficient evidence were presented.

Especially as in your case, there is no need for anyone to identify you
as such. You have no trouble in doing that yourself.


We have it on the excellent scholarship of the acclaimed guru on English
Language and Usage, one J M Smith, that a synonym for "Psycholist" is
"****wit".
  #133  
Old October 31st 14, 09:20 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Peter Keller[_3_]
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Default No lights, dark clothing, no reflectives, no street lights.

On Thu, 30 Oct 2014 11:10:43 +0000, Tarcap wrote:

You have no trouble in doing that yourself


And thank you very much for your great compliment!
Npow can I please have from you the further honour of being dank and
filthy, asinine and benighted? Please can I pong in your presence?
  #134  
Old October 31st 14, 11:22 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Tarcap
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"Peter Keller" wrote in message ...

On Thu, 30 Oct 2014 11:10:43 +0000, Tarcap wrote:

You have no trouble in doing that yourself


And thank you very much for your great compliment!
Npow can I please have from you the further honour of being dank and
filthy, asinine and benighted?

Please can I pong in your presence?

That's probably something over which you have no control. Probably comes
with being a cyclist, you see.

  #135  
Old November 1st 14, 09:12 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Peter Keller[_3_]
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On Fri, 31 Oct 2014 11:22:32 +0000, Tarcap wrote:

"Peter Keller" wrote in message ...

On Thu, 30 Oct 2014 11:10:43 +0000, Tarcap wrote:

You have no trouble in doing that yourself


And thank you very much for your great compliment!
Npow can I please have from you the further honour of being dank and
filthy, asinine and benighted?

Please can I pong in your presence?

That's probably something over which you have no control. Probably comes
with being a cyclist, you see.


no problem.
I have no intention of holding back my emissions because of you.
An my bike is a very reliable economical pleasant convenient viable means
of transport.
  #136  
Old November 1st 14, 01:01 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Tarcap
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"Peter Keller" wrote in message ...

On Fri, 31 Oct 2014 11:22:32 +0000, Tarcap wrote:

"Peter Keller" wrote in message ...

On Thu, 30 Oct 2014 11:10:43 +0000, Tarcap wrote:

You have no trouble in doing that yourself


And thank you very much for your great compliment!
Npow can I please have from you the further honour of being dank and
filthy, asinine and benighted?

Please can I pong in your presence?

That's probably something over which you have no control. Probably comes
with being a cyclist, you see.


no problem.
I have no intention of holding back my emissions because of you.

We already know that.
It is a problem we have to face daily, what with cyclists proud to share
their "Aroma de polecat" with us all.


  #137  
Old November 1st 14, 05:07 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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On Sat, 01 Nov 2014 16:52:16 +0000, Phil W Lee wrote:


snip

We already know that.
It is a problem we have to face daily, what with cyclists proud to share
their "Aroma de polecat" with us all.

I don't believe anyone ever died of the emissions from a cyclist.



Could you share with us what legal action could be taken if they did, M'Lud.

Just a drop more milk next time please.
  #138  
Old November 1st 14, 06:14 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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"Phil W Lee" wrote in message
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"Tarcap" considered Sat, 1 Nov 2014 13:01:52
-0000 the perfect time to write:



"Peter Keller" wrote in message ...

On Fri, 31 Oct 2014 11:22:32 +0000, Tarcap wrote:

"Peter Keller" wrote in message ...

On Thu, 30 Oct 2014 11:10:43 +0000, Tarcap wrote:

You have no trouble in doing that yourself


And thank you very much for your great compliment!
Npow can I please have from you the further honour of being dank and
filthy, asinine and benighted?

Please can I pong in your presence?

That's probably something over which you have no control. Probably comes
with being a cyclist, you see.


no problem.
I have no intention of holding back my emissions because of you.

We already know that.
It is a problem we have to face daily, what with cyclists proud to share
their "Aroma de polecat" with us all.

I don't believe anyone ever died of the emissions from a cyclist.

I don't believe anyone ever died from the emissions of a skunk, either, but
I understand it's an equally unpleasant experience.

  #139  
Old November 2nd 14, 09:20 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Peter Keller[_3_]
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On Sat, 01 Nov 2014 13:01:52 +0000, Tarcap wrote:

"Peter Keller" wrote in message ...

On Fri, 31 Oct 2014 11:22:32 +0000, Tarcap wrote:

"Peter Keller" wrote in message ...

On Thu, 30 Oct 2014 11:10:43 +0000, Tarcap wrote:

You have no trouble in doing that yourself


And thank you very much for your great compliment!
Npow can I please have from you the further honour of being dank and
filthy, asinine and benighted?

Please can I pong in your presence?

That's probably something over which you have no control. Probably
comes with being a cyclist, you see.


no problem.
I have no intention of holding back my emissions because of you.

We already know that.
It is a problem we have to face daily, what with cyclists proud to share
their "Aroma de polecat" with us all.


Especially with you.
  #140  
Old November 2nd 14, 09:21 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Peter Keller[_3_]
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On Sat, 01 Nov 2014 18:14:48 +0000, Tarcap wrote:

"Phil W Lee" wrote in message
...

"Tarcap" considered Sat, 1 Nov 2014 13:01:52
-0000 the perfect time to write:



"Peter Keller" wrote in message ...

On Fri, 31 Oct 2014 11:22:32 +0000, Tarcap wrote:

"Peter Keller" wrote in message ...

On Thu, 30 Oct 2014 11:10:43 +0000, Tarcap wrote:

You have no trouble in doing that yourself

And thank you very much for your great compliment!
Npow can I please have from you the further honour of being dank and
filthy, asinine and benighted?

Please can I pong in your presence?

That's probably something over which you have no control. Probably
comes with being a cyclist, you see.


no problem.
I have no intention of holding back my emissions because of you.

We already know that.
It is a problem we have to face daily, what with cyclists proud to share
their "Aroma de polecat" with us all.

I don't believe anyone ever died of the emissions from a cyclist.

I don't believe anyone ever died from the emissions of a skunk, either,
but I understand it's an equally unpleasant experience.


Take me to the nearest skunk.
I need it for Tarcap.
 




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