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Out of shape -- or maybe not?
"SlowRider" wrote in message oups.com... [...] All top posters are idiots! So, don't sweat it. From your other posts, I'd guess you're in pretty darned good shape. Claire is in terrible shape. She does not know whether she is coming or going. She badly needs the counsel of the Great Ed Dolan to relearn what it is to be a woman. She has a bad case of terminal gender confusion. She wants to be a man doing manly things. She has lost her way and has become like a poor little lamb wandering in the wilderness. In the room the women come and go Talking of Michelangelo. T.S. Eliot - The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock SlowRider instead of encouraging her ought to be remonstrating with her to return to her womanly ways. The last thing the world needs is to have women competing with men. Claire should stay at home and bake some cakes and do other good womanly things and leave the cycling to us. In the room the women come and go Talking of Michelangelo. T.S. Eliot - The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock Only Catholic priests and other celibates like myself are qualified to counsel women in how they should behave and how they should be. The rest of you don't know one blasted thing about women as you have been corrupted by their wily ways and brainwashed to boot by the always politically correct media who would have you believe that men and women are the same. This is total nonsense of course. Hells Bells, we all knew in kindergarten that girls were as different from boys as it is possible to get and still be one species. It is a wonder we can even get together to reproduce. Thus spake Zarathustra. Regards. Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota aka Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota |
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Out of shape -- or maybe not?
While I appreciate your attempt at satire, you've got a ways to go
before it's funny. Subtlety, kiddo -- you're using a jackhammer where a small jeweler's hammer would do. -JR |
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Out of shape -- or maybe not?
"SlowRider" wrote in message ups.com... While I appreciate your attempt at satire, you've got a ways to go before it's funny. Subtlety, kiddo -- you're using a jackhammer where a small jeweler's hammer would do. All top posters are idiots! But SlowRider does not even bottom post. He just screws it up totally. Yes, it is a mix of satire and the honest brutal truth. Deciding which is which is what it is all about. However, I mean to roil the waters more than to be funny. The only way to get anything out of most folk is to exaggerate for effect. That way you at least get their attention. The only sin on newsgroup posting is to be dull. According to that criterion, everyone fails most of the time. I only want NOT to be dull like all the rest of you! Regards, Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota aka Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota |
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Out of shape -- or maybe not?
"SlowRider" wrote in message
ups.com... While I appreciate your attempt at satire, you've got a ways to go before it's funny. Subtlety, kiddo -- you're using a jackhammer where a small jeweler's hammer would do. ? This must reference a post by someone I killfiled. -- Warm Regards, Claire Petersky http://www.bicyclemeditations.org/ Sponsor me for the Big Climb! See: www.active.com/donate/cpetersky06 See the books I've set free at: http://bookcrossing.com/referral/Cpetersky |
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"Claire Petersky" wrote in message ink.net... "SlowRider" wrote in message ups.com... While I appreciate your attempt at satire, you've got a ways to go before it's funny. Subtlety, kiddo -- you're using a jackhammer where a small jeweler's hammer would do. ? This must reference a post by someone I killfiled. Claire and Helen are just about the funniest gals I have ever encountered on a newsgroup. Unlike many others on ARBR, they are at least women and not pretend men. Helen is the more aggressive by far. Claire is someone you could probably go for a bike ride with and not come back all ****ed off about that screwed up sex. However, if they continue to post their inanities to this group, it is just a matter of time until they learn what I think of them no matter how hard they try to hide. Not all posters to this group are as stupidly considerate as old SlowPoke here. He thinks females need to be defended by the likes of him even though they are posting to an essentially all male newsgroup. Regards, Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota aka Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota PS. Beware fellows! Innocent little Claire means to "kill" you too, just like she has "killfiled" me. Her "warm regards" are only for herself, not for you! |
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Edward Dolan wrote:
The only sin on newsgroup posting is to be dull. According to that criterion, everyone fails most of the time. I only want NOT to be dull like all the rest of you! I've seen your kind dozens of times before. You are neither interesting nor original - merely another in a long stream of odious, abusive trolls. Congratulations, you've made my killfile. -JR |
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Out of shape -- or maybe not?
"SlowRider" wrote in message oups.com... Edward Dolan wrote: The only sin on newsgroup posting is to be dull. According to that criterion, everyone fails most of the time. I only want NOT to be dull like all the rest of you! I've seen your kind dozens of times before. You are neither interesting nor original - merely another in a long stream of odious, abusive trolls. Congratulations, you've made my killfile. Jeez, the idiot FINALLY posted in the correct and proper form, although he should have indicated somehow that he had edited my message. So he still has things to learn, but I am too weary to teach him. It is an honor to be placed in the kill file of slugs like SlowRider. I mean, what could I possibly gain from him when he can't even post right. The fact is, my Greatness will not permit it. All he is good for is as a foil for my genius, but he hardly qualifies even for that lowly role. Nay, we are far, far better off without each other. I leave SlowRider to others like him - slow, dull and unimaginative. May they bore one another to death and live happily ever after! By the way, I am thinking of starting up a class in how to make friends. As far as I can see, you are all eligible for this class. My instruction will open up your eyes and show you everything you have ever done wrong in your life in that department. When I am through with you you will have at least one or two friends - maybe! Why go through your miserable lives alienating everyone you come into contact with when I can so easily correct it? Regards, Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota aka Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota PS. Anyone, and I do mean anyone, who takes Usenet and newsgroups seriously has got to have rocks in their heads. Were you born yesterday or are you just terminally stupid? That is the question for you to ponder for the rest of the day. |
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