deer story

"Tom Keats" wrote in message
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Last year I had a skunk racing against me.
I let the skunk win.

And don't think he didn't notice it. Skunks hate to be patronized.

Watch your back.

Carl Dithers wrote:
(Someone wrote

I love animals, and deer are cute and all, but GOSH! are they
dumb!

NOT AS DUMB AS YOUR STORY!

Wow, you didn't top post! Now unlock your caps key, get to homeroom on
time, do your chores, and buy some Clearasil and maybe a girl will talk to
you without pointing and laughing.

Best wishes!

BS

I love animals, and deer are cute and all, but GOSH! are they
dumb!

NOT AS DUMB AS YOUR STORY!

"~R" wrote:
I love animals, and deer are cute and all, but GOSH! are they
dumb!

Well, this morning it was my turn for a close encounter with Bambi. I was
riding on the North Fork of Long Island, on a quiet back road. Suddenly a
deer is trotting along next to me in the other lane, going in the same
direction as me. She bolts into an open field and starts dancing, prancing,
and jumping high in the air. Very nice. Next thing I know, there's a deer
(not sure if it was the same one) right in front of me in the road. It gets
spooked and tries to leap an 8-foot chain link fence, bounces off the fence
and ends up in the road again before disappearing into the woods. Thanks to
a stiff headwind I was going pretty slow or it might have gotten ugly.

Art Harris

Tom Keats wrote:

:
: Last year I had a skunk racing against me.
: I let the skunk win.

Never let a skunk cross the finish line before you!