Evelyn Stevens - a pretender?

http://www.cyclingnews.com/races/la-...tage-1/results

http://www.cyclingnews.com/races/la-...tage-2/results

http://www.cyclingnews.com/races/la-...tage-3/results

http://www.cyclingnews.com/races/la-...tage-4/results

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All you people who have been going down on Evelyn Stevens' lunchpail for
the past 6 weeks need to take a look at these less-than-stellar
results. Koschara better give her a nice beating when she gets back
from France for embarrassing him.

Thanks,

Magilla

On Wed, 12 Aug 2009 20:00:03 -0400, MagillaGorilla
wrote:

http://www.cyclingnews.com/races/la-...tage-1/results

http://www.cyclingnews.com/races/la-...tage-2/results

http://www.cyclingnews.com/races/la-...tage-3/results

http://www.cyclingnews.com/races/la-...tage-4/results

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All you people who have been going down on Evelyn Stevens' lunchpail for
the past 6 weeks need to take a look at these less-than-stellar
results. Koschara better give her a nice beating when she gets back
from France for embarrassing him.

Wow, 14 months into her racing career and she's finishing in the
middle of internatonal fields. Wow. How lame.

On Thu, 13 Aug 2009 00:39:25 GMT, Johnny Twelve-Point presented by JFT
wrote:

On Wed, 12 Aug 2009 20:00:03 -0400, MagillaGorilla
wrote:

http://www.cyclingnews.com/races/la-...tage-1/results

http://www.cyclingnews.com/races/la-...tage-2/results

http://www.cyclingnews.com/races/la-...tage-3/results

http://www.cyclingnews.com/races/la-...tage-4/results

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All you people who have been going down on Evelyn Stevens' lunchpail for
the past 6 weeks need to take a look at these less-than-stellar
results. Koschara better give her a nice beating when she gets back
from France for embarrassing him.

Wow, 14 months into her racing career and she's finishing in the
middle of internatonal fields. Wow. How lame.

Johnny,
I think we covered this in:

rec.bicycles.obscure.female-cyclists.obsessions

....try to keep up, mate.

Johnny Twelve-Point presented by JFT wrote:

On Wed, 12 Aug 2009 20:00:03 -0400, MagillaGorilla
wrote:

http://www.cyclingnews.com/races/la-...tage-1/results

http://www.cyclingnews.com/races/la-...tage-2/results

http://www.cyclingnews.com/races/la-...tage-3/results

http://www.cyclingnews.com/races/la-...tage-4/results

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All you people who have been going down on Evelyn Stevens' lunchpail for
the past 6 weeks need to take a look at these less-than-stellar
results. Koschara better give her a nice beating when she gets back
from France for embarrassing him.

Wow, 14 months into her racing career and she's finishing in the
middle of internatonal fields. Wow. How lame.

She's already 27. Justin England had similar results 18 months into his racing
career...what happened to him?

Thanks,

Magilla

On Aug 12, 8:00*pm, MagillaGorilla wrote:
http://www.cyclingnews.com/races/la-...-we/stages/sta...

http://www.cyclingnews.com/races/la-...-we/stages/sta...

http://www.cyclingnews.com/races/la-...-we/stages/sta...

http://www.cyclingnews.com/races/la-...-we/stages/sta...

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All you people who have been going down on Evelyn Stevens' lunchpail for
the past 6 weeks need to take a look at these less-than-stellar
results. * Koschara better give her a nice beating when she gets back
from France for embarrassing him.

Thanks,

Magilla

Spoken a trifle too soon perhaps:

http://www.cyclingnews.com/races/la-...tage-5/results

Evie Stevens wins Stage 4 and is in second overall. She probably
would be leading the race but for a crash in the rain during the TT.

Spoken a trifle too soon perhaps:

http://www.cyclingnews.com/races/la-...-we/stages/sta...

Evie Stevens wins Stage 4 and is in second overall. *She probably
would be leading the race but for a crash in the rain during the TT.

Maybe she read rbr and got super-motivated? or maybe her coach did,
and he administered the spanking MG thought she deserved.

russb wrote:

On Aug 12, 8:00*pm, MagillaGorilla wrote:
http://www.cyclingnews.com/races/la-...-we/stages/sta...

http://www.cyclingnews.com/races/la-...-we/stages/sta...

http://www.cyclingnews.com/races/la-...-we/stages/sta...

http://www.cyclingnews.com/races/la-...-we/stages/sta...

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All you people who have been going down on Evelyn Stevens' lunchpail for
the past 6 weeks need to take a look at these less-than-stellar
results. * Koschara better give her a nice beating when she gets back
from France for embarrassing him.

Thanks,

Magilla

Spoken a trifle too soon perhaps:

http://www.cyclingnews.com/races/la-...tage-5/results

Evie Stevens wins Stage 4 and is in second overall. She probably
would be leading the race but for a crash in the rain during the TT.

It's a shame that I gotta teach you people everything...but that's okay. So listen
up, Rush.

Take a close look at the riders participating in that race. It's a bunch of fat
sprinters and the B-team of all the women's UCI teams. If Stevens wins this race,
she's essentially beaten nothing but a bunch of feral cats. And since Kim Anderson
is now leading and she's like 357 years old and wins about 1 race every 36
years...that should give you some idea how to calibrate the talent in this race.

Cyclists love to show up to races with dumbed-down competition just to cherry-pick a
"win." She would have impressed me more with a top-15 at the Giro.

Thanks,

Magilla

" wrote:

Spoken a trifle too soon perhaps:

http://www.cyclingnews.com/races/la-...-we/stages/sta...

Evie Stevens wins Stage 4 and is in second overall. *She probably
would be leading the race but for a crash in the rain during the TT.

Maybe she read rbr and got super-motivated? or maybe her coach did,
and he administered the spanking MG thought she deserved.

Koschara would likely pay her to spank him.

Magilla

On Aug 13, 2:08*pm, MagillaGorilla wrote:
russb wrote:
On Aug 12, 8:00*pm, MagillaGorilla wrote:
http://www.cyclingnews.com/races/la-...-we/stages/sta....

http://www.cyclingnews.com/races/la-...-we/stages/sta....

http://www.cyclingnews.com/races/la-...-we/stages/sta....

http://www.cyclingnews.com/races/la-...-we/stages/sta....

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All you people who have been going down on Evelyn Stevens' lunchpail for
the past 6 weeks need to take a look at these less-than-stellar
results. * Koschara better give her a nice beating when she gets back
from France for embarrassing him.

Thanks,

Magilla

Spoken a trifle too soon perhaps:

http://www.cyclingnews.com/races/la-...-we/stages/sta...

Evie Stevens wins Stage 4 and is in second overall. *She probably
would be leading the race but for a crash in the rain during the TT.

It's a shame that I gotta teach you people everything...but that's okay. *So listen
up, Rush.

Take a close look at the riders participating in that race. *It's a bunch of fat
sprinters and the B-team of all the women's UCI teams. *If Stevens wins this race,
she's essentially beaten nothing but a bunch of feral cats. *And since Kim Anderson
is now leading and she's like 357 years old and wins about 1 race every 36
years...that should give you some idea how to calibrate the talent in this race.

Cyclists love to show up to races with dumbed-down competition just to cherry-pick a
"win." *She would have impressed me more with a top-15 at the Giro.



Dumbass -

I think you probably picked the wrong talent about whom to make smack
talk predictions.

Supposedly she's very light so while her TT ability (power to frontal
area ratio) puts her around 20th at this race, her climbing ability
(power to weight) is going to be near the very top.

Probably woulda done very well in the Giro if it went into the
mountains.

Maybe you should stick to talking smack about Danielson. He's a
headcase and won't ruin it for you.

thanks,

Kurgan. presented by Gringioni.

On Thu, 13 Aug 2009 12:06:02 -0700 (PDT), russb
wrote:

On Aug 12, 8:00*pm, MagillaGorilla wrote:
http://www.cyclingnews.com/races/la-...-we/stages/sta...

http://www.cyclingnews.com/races/la-...-we/stages/sta...

http://www.cyclingnews.com/races/la-...-we/stages/sta...

http://www.cyclingnews.com/races/la-...-we/stages/sta...

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All you people who have been going down on Evelyn Stevens' lunchpail for
the past 6 weeks need to take a look at these less-than-stellar
results. * Koschara better give her a nice beating when she gets back
from France for embarrassing him.

Thanks,

Magilla

Spoken a trifle too soon perhaps:

http://www.cyclingnews.com/races/la-...tage-5/results

Evie Stevens wins Stage 4 and is in second overall. She probably
would be leading the race but for a crash in the rain during the TT.

She had to switch bikes in the TT and finished it on her road bike.