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  #11  
Old February 5th 10, 01:53 PM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
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On Feb 5, 1:13*am, "Mexican Low Rider Mafia" mexican-low-rider-
wrote:
It was a stupid move. *Did it benefit anyone on Lotto? *No. *Therefore, it
was stupid.


Any TV cameras around? "Race" strategy includes getting sponsor logo
time on the tube. Very important.

Also, the psychological effect of being caught by a well-known pack-
fodder rider shouldn't be underestimated.

Early season. Making a pretty good effort, fairly early in a stage or
race, especially, and then finishing in the bunch could be most
excellent training.

Or, maybe it was just a stupid move. "Any of the above" g.
--D-y
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Old February 5th 10, 04:09 PM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
Donald Munro[_5_]
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z wrote:
Haha. I'm guessing JC told you to lay off using the MG handle because of
your stupidity.


So jfc lurks on rbr.
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Old February 5th 10, 04:32 PM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
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On Feb 5, 2:58*am, "Mexican Low Rider Mafia" mexican-low-rider-
wrote:
"The Belgian was caught and passed by American Liz Hatch (Lotto), who
powered on solo to a 1:45 lead over the peloton, but her efforts were too
much, too soon and she was caught by kilometre 69."


"Kilometre 69"? Phoooarghh eh? Phoooarghh! Nudge nudge wink wink.
Sixty-Nine? Sounds a bit like "69"! Eh? Eh? Phoooarghh eh!!

UD
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Old February 5th 10, 04:35 PM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
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On Feb 5, 1:32*am, "Kurgan Gringioni" wrote:
"Tom Kunich" wrote in message

He obviously doesn't understand racing strategies.


Dumbass -

Maybe he doesn't, but neither do you.

thanks,

Kurgan. presented by Gringioni.


Kurgan,
Blow dry your butt hairs this weekend. Bubba wants you to look
"purrty" for your date.
Coz
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Old February 5th 10, 04:55 PM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
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--D-y wrote:
On Feb 5, 1:13 am, "Mexican Low Rider Mafia" mexican-low-rider-
wrote:
It was a stupid move. Did it benefit anyone on Lotto? No. Therefore,
it was stupid.


Any TV cameras around? "Race" strategy includes getting sponsor logo
time on the tube. Very important.
--D-y


Yeah, there's one good shot of her solo attempt more then halfway through
the clip, but Quatar race will be on Versus, and that's as good as it gets
for women besides Universal Sports and Eurosport. Eurosport also carries the
race.
http://www.twitvid.com/AF173


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Old February 5th 10, 05:26 PM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
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Uncle Dave wrote:
On Feb 5, 2:58 am, "Mexican Low Rider Mafia" wrote:
"The Belgian was caught and passed by American Liz Hatch (Lotto), who
powered on solo to a 1:45 lead over the peloton, but her efforts were too
much, too soon and she was caught by kilometre 69."


"Kilometre 69"? Phoooarghh eh? Phoooarghh! Nudge nudge wink wink.
Sixty-Nine? Sounds a bit like "69"! Eh? Eh? Phoooarghh eh!!


Ha ha.
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Old February 5th 10, 07:34 PM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
Donald Munro[_5_]
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Uncle Dave wrote:
"Kilometre 69"? Phoooarghh eh? Phoooarghh! Nudge nudge wink wink.
Sixty-Nine? Sounds a bit like "69"! Eh? Eh? Phoooarghh eh!!


69 was her strategy.
  #18  
Old February 5th 10, 07:55 PM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
Mexican Low Rider Mafia
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The Liz is lookin' kinda chuncky in that clip. That's why she blew up and
that makes the move twice as stupid.


"GoneBeforeMyTime" wrote in message
...
--D-y wrote:
On Feb 5, 1:13 am, "Mexican Low Rider Mafia" mexican-low-rider-
wrote:
It was a stupid move. Did it benefit anyone on Lotto? No. Therefore,
it was stupid.


Any TV cameras around? "Race" strategy includes getting sponsor logo
time on the tube. Very important.
--D-y


Yeah, there's one good shot of her solo attempt more then halfway through
the clip, but Quatar race will be on Versus, and that's as good as it gets
for women besides Universal Sports and Eurosport. Eurosport also carries
the race.
http://www.twitvid.com/AF173



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Old February 6th 10, 05:10 PM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
William Asher
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"Kurgan Gringioni" wrote in
:


"Mexican Low Rider Mafia"
wrote in message
...

It was a stupid move. Did it benefit anyone on Lotto? No.
Therefore, it was stupid.




Dumbass -

Women's races are unpredictable. Sometimes they'll chase everything
just like Cat 4s, then other times they'll let the most bull**** stuff
roll away.

"If you try to win you might lose. If you don't try to win you lose
for sure." - Jens Voight

thanks,

Kurgan. presented by Gringioni.


No matter how much you try and be her "defender" in this group, she's
never going to bang you. Trust me on this because I have tried and tried
and nothing, no christmas card, no flowers on my birthday, no gratuitous
blowjob in the parking garage at the airport as she is "passing through
town on her way to visit MG." The rejection is almost enough to make me
take down my Liz Hatch fetish shrine, or at least stop putting fresh
flowers in all the vases around the shrine every day.

I have my pride too, you know.

--
Bill Asher
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Old February 6th 10, 06:22 PM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
Donald Munro[_5_]
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William Asher wrote:
No matter how much you try and be her "defender" in this group, she's
never going to bang you. Trust me on this because I have tried and tried
and nothing, no christmas card, no flowers on my birthday, no gratuitous
blowjob in the parking garage at the airport as she is "passing through
town on her way to visit MG." The rejection is almost enough to make me
take down my Liz Hatch fetish shrine, or at least stop putting fresh
flowers in all the vases around the shrine every day.


You should consider wearing bib shorts with white crotch panels so she
can discern your package, unless of course you have a compact package.
 




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