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Old July 10th 09, 10:07 PM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
Mike Jacoubowsky
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Default Ultimate Lance nightmare (could happen)

What's the absolute-worst thing that could happen to Lance this TdF? I think
I have it figured out.

Contador dominates enough that there's no question who's going to be on the
top of the podium in Paris. No big deal.

Let's talk Ventoux. Lance works for Contador on Ventoux. The two of them
drop all others. Contador is clearly the strongest of the two. But Lance
wins the stage, and Contador later explains that allowing Lance to take
Ventoux was the least he could do for all his hard work.

Ventoux 2, Lance 0.

--Mike Jacoubowsky
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Old July 10th 09, 10:12 PM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
Donald Munro[_3_]
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Default Ultimate Lance nightmare (could happen)

Mike Jacoubowsky wrote:
What's the absolute-worst thing that could happen to Lance this TdF? I
think I have it figured out.

Contador dominates enough that there's no question who's going to be on
the top of the podium in Paris. No big deal.

Let's talk Ventoux. Lance works for Contador on Ventoux. The two of them
drop all others. Contador is clearly the strongest of the two. But Lance
wins the stage, and Contador later explains that allowing Lance to take
Ventoux was the least he could do for all his hard work.

Ventoux 2, Lance 0.


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Old July 10th 09, 10:13 PM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
Mark J.
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Default Ultimate Lance nightmare (could happen)

Mike Jacoubowsky wrote:
What's the absolute-worst thing that could happen to Lance this TdF? I think
I have it figured out.

Contador dominates enough that there's no question who's going to be on the
top of the podium in Paris. No big deal.

Let's talk Ventoux. Lance works for Contador on Ventoux. The two of them
drop all others. Contador is clearly the strongest of the two. But Lance
wins the stage, and Contador later explains that allowing Lance to take
Ventoux was the least he could do for all his hard work.

Ventoux 2, Lance 0.


Ooh, that's harsh. What kind of mind thinks up such things? I'm gonna
start calling you Dr. Evil.

Mark J.
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Old July 10th 09, 10:58 PM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
Paul B. Anders
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On Jul 10, 2:07*pm, "Mike Jacoubowsky"
wrote:
What's the absolute-worst thing that could happen to Lance this TdF? I think
I have it figured out.

Contador dominates enough that there's no question who's going to be on the
top of the podium in Paris. No big deal.

Let's talk Ventoux. Lance works for Contador on Ventoux. The two of them
drop all others. Contador is clearly the strongest of the two. But Lance
wins the stage, and Contador later explains that allowing Lance to take
Ventoux was the least he could do for all his hard work.

Ventoux 2, Lance 0.


You must know a different LANCE than I do. The LANCE I know would get
off his bike and make Contador cross the line first before bending
over like that. He knows that if he kowtow'ed to Contador he'd get his
ass whooped when he got back to Austin.

Brad Anders
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Old July 10th 09, 11:29 PM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
DirtRoadie
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On Jul 10, 3:13*pm, "Mark J." wrote:
Mike Jacoubowsky wrote:


Ventoux 2, Lance 0.


Ooh, that's harsh. *What kind of mind thinks up such things? *I'm gonna
start calling you Dr. Evil.


Harshing his mellow johnny.


DR
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Old July 10th 09, 11:34 PM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
Anton Berlin
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Ultimate Nightmare?

His other testical rots off due to a delayed reaction from OTC steroid
injections. In an attempt to make up over his new high pitched voice
he quadruples his normally below threshold doping regimine causing a
plastination of every cell in his body. He ends up being a museum
exhibit and people marvel at the 100s of broken off needles that have
cause Lance numerous hassles when passing through airport security.
Lastly, a condom labeled 'Eddy Merckx" is found deep inside his anal
cavity during the autopsy and a video of the condom being extracted
from his ass ends up in the internets. At this point Lance has a
single death rattle that sounds like "oh daddy".

http://riannanworld.typepad.com/my_w..._with_skin.JPG

But I suppose things could get worse.
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Old July 10th 09, 11:38 PM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
Susan Walker
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Default Ultimate Lance nightmare (could happen)

Mike Jacoubowsky wrote:
What's the absolute-worst thing that could happen to Lance this TdF? I think
I have it figured out.

Contador dominates enough that there's no question who's going to be on the
top of the podium in Paris. No big deal.

Let's talk Ventoux. Lance works for Contador on Ventoux. The two of them
drop all others. Contador is clearly the strongest of the two. But Lance
wins the stage, and Contador later explains that allowing Lance to take
Ventoux was the least he could do for all his hard work.

Ventoux 2, Lance 0.


Heh heh.
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Old July 10th 09, 11:48 PM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
Keith
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On Fri, 10 Jul 2009 15:34:02 -0700 (PDT), Anton Berlin
wrote:

Ultimate Nightmare?

His other testical rots off due to a delayed reaction from OTC steroid
injections. In an attempt to make up over his new high pitched voice
he quadruples his normally below threshold doping regimine causing a
plastination of every cell in his body. He ends up being a museum
exhibit and people marvel at the 100s of broken off needles that have
cause Lance numerous hassles when passing through airport security.
Lastly, a condom labeled 'Eddy Merckx" is found deep inside his anal
cavity during the autopsy and a video of the condom being extracted
from his ass ends up in the internets. At this point Lance has a
single death rattle that sounds like "oh daddy".

http://riannanworld.typepad.com/my_w..._with_skin.JPG

But I suppose things could get worse.


Scary...I wonder are you the former monkey ?
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Old July 10th 09, 11:50 PM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
nobody
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On Fri, 10 Jul 2009 15:34:02 -0700 (PDT), Anton Berlin
wrote:

Ultimate Nightmare?

His other testical rots off due to a delayed reaction from OTC steroid
injections. In an attempt to make up over his new high pitched voice
he quadruples his normally below threshold doping regimine causing a
plastination of every cell in his body. He ends up being a museum
exhibit and people marvel at the 100s of broken off needles that have
cause Lance numerous hassles when passing through airport security.
Lastly, a condom labeled 'Eddy Merckx" is found deep inside his anal
cavity during the autopsy and a video of the condom being extracted
from his ass ends up in the internets. At this point Lance has a
single death rattle that sounds like "oh daddy".

http://riannanworld.typepad.com/my_w..._with_skin.JPG

But I suppose things could get worse.


Plonk.
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Old July 11th 09, 12:01 AM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
z
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Default Ultimate Lance nightmare (could happen)

On Fri, 10 Jul 2009 15:34:02 -0700 (PDT), Anton Berlin
wrote:

Ultimate Nightmare?

His other testical rots off due to a delayed reaction from OTC steroid
injections. In an attempt to make up over his new high pitched voice
he quadruples his normally below threshold doping regimine causing a
plastination of every cell in his body. He ends up being a museum
exhibit and people marvel at the 100s of broken off needles that have
cause Lance numerous hassles when passing through airport security.
Lastly, a condom labeled 'Eddy Merckx" is found deep inside his anal
cavity during the autopsy and a video of the condom being extracted
from his ass ends up in the internets. At this point Lance has a
single death rattle that sounds like "oh daddy".

http://riannanworld.typepad.com/my_w..._with_skin.JPG

But I suppose things could get worse.



You could be a Chinese prisoner?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BODIES..._The_Exhibition
 




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