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  #101  
Old July 27th 18, 01:22 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling,alt.war.vietnam
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife[_2_]
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On Fri, 27 Jul 2018 09:26:22 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 26.07.2018 15:19, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Thu, 26 Jul 2018 09:40:21 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 25.07.2018 21:44, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Wed, 25 Jul 2018 09:33:52 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 24.07.2018 15:05, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Tue, 24 Jul 2018 09:37:47 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 23.07.2018 23:03, JNugent wrote:
On 23/07/2018 20:05, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 20:19:09 +0100, Peter Keller

wrote:

On 22.07.2018 18:23, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 15:20:43 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 22:09, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 20:46:42 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 21:21, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 18:46:19 +0100, Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:

On 7/21/2018 9:33 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 14:23:36 +0100, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee
wrote:

Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:
On 7/21/2018 6:07 AM, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee wrote:
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 22:28:50 +0100, Peter Keller

wrote:
On 20.07.2018 21:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:

Why would an adult let an anywho ride their bike?

Hitler.

Your answer makes no grammatical sense. You can't
answer a
why with a
pronoun.

'Hitler' isn't a pronoun. It's a noun.

It's a personal pronoun, you dummies.

No it isn't. It is a proper noun. Just as all names
are.

Personal pronouns are 'he', 'she', 'they' etc.
Who gives a ****? The point is the answer was
nonsensical.

More fool you.
LOL
The only fool is the one who can't write in English.

Bullenscheiße.
Changing language doesn't make your answer any more correct.

I reaaly do not cares abowt sumthing cawld Grammer.

That yew sae that mau grammer iz nott corect iz fore mi u
complement.
Espeshalli az it cumz from YEW!!
You sound like a drunk Glaswegian. Actually, nevermind the
drunk,
they're like that anyway.

Thanks greatly for the compliment.

I can't think of any group of people who would be glad to be
called
Glaswegian.
Strike the words "...of any group of people who would be glad to
be called Glaswegian".
There. That makes more sense now.

Good one!
No it wasn't, it had the wit of a 6 year old.

As I said, good one!
In fact, excellent one!
Oh, you like 6 year olds.

What is it to you?

Nothing at all, but the law doesn't like it.


If it is nothing to you, why comment?


What's wrong with commenting on things I don't care about?
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  #102  
Old July 27th 18, 01:23 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling,alt.war.vietnam
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife[_2_]
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On Fri, 27 Jul 2018 09:25:41 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 26.07.2018 15:18, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Thu, 26 Jul 2018 09:44:29 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 25.07.2018 21:42, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Wed, 25 Jul 2018 09:37:27 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 24.07.2018 15:07, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Tue, 24 Jul 2018 09:41:04 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 23.07.2018 21:04, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 20:21:55 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 22.07.2018 18:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 15:26:04 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 22:10, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 08:41:59 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 14:07, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 22:28:50 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 20.07.2018 21:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Fri, 20 Jul 2018 14:26:27 +0100, Colonel Edmund J.
Burke wrote:

On 7/19/2018 10:42 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Thu, 19 Jul 2018 14:38:18 +0100, Colonel Edmund J.
Burke wrote:

On 6/19/2018 4:29 AM, CJB wrote:
Stolen Bike - a few weeks ago someone left an
expensive mountain bike in the car par to our flats.
We have stopped at least 2 attempts to steal it by
hooded yoofs. Now we have it under lock and key. But
how to find the owner is a moot point. We have tried
Hillingdon Council - they say its a police matter. We
have tried the local police and they says its a
Council matter. CJB


We Americans have a saying for the inadequacies of
buckytooth limey government, SNAFU (situation normal
all ****ed up).
Deal with it!
Why would anyone leave an expensive bike just lying in
public with no lock?

Why would an adult want to ride a bicycle anywho?
Why would an adult let an anywho ride their bike?

Hitler.
Your answer makes no grammatical sense. You can't answer
a why with a pronoun.

I can.
I can answer your post with kjadsfklajsdaskd but it would
also make no sense.

Hwich is not unyouzhial cumming from YEW!!
The way you spelled cumming worries me.

Why?
Yew do not wont to cum?
Not in your presence.

Cum in Cheerless's presence. He is always calling out for it.
Who was it who posted the article in here once about a cyclist
"coming across my bonnet"?

Don't remember it.
Funny, you're the sort of person that would excite.

That does not enlighten me at all.
I do not remember it.

Maybe you were the cyclist mentioned.


Still unenlightened.
I do not remember it.


Google doesn't either.
  #103  
Old July 28th 18, 11:33 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling,alt.war.vietnam
Peter Keller[_3_]
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On 27.07.2018 14:23, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Fri, 27 Jul 2018 09:25:41 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 26.07.2018 15:18, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Thu, 26 Jul 2018 09:44:29 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 25.07.2018 21:42, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Wed, 25 Jul 2018 09:37:27 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 24.07.2018 15:07, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Tue, 24 Jul 2018 09:41:04 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 23.07.2018 21:04, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 20:21:55 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 22.07.2018 18:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 15:26:04 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 22:10, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 08:41:59 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 14:07, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 22:28:50 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 20.07.2018 21:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Fri, 20 Jul 2018 14:26:27 +0100, Colonel Edmund J.
Burke wrote:

On 7/19/2018 10:42 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Thu, 19 Jul 2018 14:38:18 +0100, Colonel Edmund J.
Burke wrote:

On 6/19/2018 4:29 AM, CJB wrote:
Stolen Bike - a few weeks ago someone left an
expensive mountain bike in the car par to our
flats. We have stopped at least 2 attempts to steal
it by hooded yoofs. Now we have it under lock and
key. But how to find the owner is a moot point. We
have tried Hillingdon Council - they say its a
police matter. We have tried the local police and
they says its a Council matter. CJB


We Americans have a saying for the inadequacies of
buckytooth limey government, SNAFU (situation normal
all ****ed up).
Deal with it!
*Why would anyone leave an expensive bike just lying
in public with no lock?

Why would an adult want to ride a bicycle anywho?
*Why would an adult let an anywho ride their bike?

Hitler.
*Your answer makes no grammatical sense.* You can't
answer a why with a pronoun.

I can.
*I can answer your post with kjadsfklajsdaskd but it would
also make no sense.

Hwich is not unyouzhial cumming from YEW!!
*The way you spelled cumming worries me.

Why?
Yew do not wont to cum?
*Not in your presence.

Cum in Cheerless's presence. He is always calling out for it.
*Who was it who posted the article in here once about a cyclist
"coming across my bonnet"?

Don't remember it.
*Funny, you're the sort of person that would excite.

That does not enlighten me at all.
I do not remember it.
*Maybe you were the cyclist mentioned.


Still unenlightened.
I do not remember it.


Google doesn't either.


Ok we are even.
  #104  
Old July 28th 18, 11:33 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling,alt.war.vietnam
Peter Keller[_3_]
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On 27.07.2018 14:22, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Fri, 27 Jul 2018 09:26:22 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 26.07.2018 15:19, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Thu, 26 Jul 2018 09:40:21 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 25.07.2018 21:44, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Wed, 25 Jul 2018 09:33:52 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 24.07.2018 15:05, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Tue, 24 Jul 2018 09:37:47 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 23.07.2018 23:03, JNugent wrote:
On 23/07/2018 20:05, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 20:19:09 +0100, Peter Keller

wrote:

On 22.07.2018 18:23, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 15:20:43 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 22:09, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 20:46:42 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 21:21, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 18:46:19 +0100, Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:

On 7/21/2018 9:33 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 14:23:36 +0100, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee
wrote:

Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:
On 7/21/2018 6:07 AM, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee wrote:
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 22:28:50 +0100, Peter Keller

wrote:
On 20.07.2018 21:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:

* Why would an adult let an anywho ride their bike?

Hitler.

Your answer makes no grammatical sense.* You can't
answer a
why with a
pronoun.

'Hitler' isn't a pronoun.* It's a noun.

It's a personal pronoun, you dummies.

No it isn't.* It is a proper noun.* Just as all names
are.

Personal pronouns are 'he', 'she', 'they' etc.
*Who gives a ****?* The point is the answer was
nonsensical.

More fool you.
LOL
*The only fool is the one who can't write in English.

Bullenscheiße.
*Changing language doesn't make your answer any more correct.

I reaaly do not cares abowt sumthing cawld Grammer.

That yew sae that mau grammer iz nott corect iz fore mi u
complement.
Espeshalli az it cumz from YEW!!
*You sound like a drunk Glaswegian.* Actually, nevermind the
drunk,
they're like that anyway.

Thanks greatly for the compliment.

I can't think of any group of people who would be glad to be
called
Glaswegian.
*Strike the words "...of any group of people who would be glad
to be called Glaswegian".
*There. That makes more sense now.

Good one!
*No it wasn't, it had the wit of a 6 year old.

As I said, good one!
In fact, excellent one!
*Oh, you like 6 year olds.

What is it to you?
*Nothing at all, but the law doesn't like it.


If it is nothing to you, why comment?


What's wrong with commenting on things I don't care about?


Well it is not against the law ---
  #105  
Old July 28th 18, 11:34 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling,alt.war.vietnam
Peter Keller[_3_]
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On 27.07.2018 14:21, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Fri, 27 Jul 2018 09:27:05 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 26.07.2018 15:19, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Thu, 26 Jul 2018 09:41:36 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 25.07.2018 21:43, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Wed, 25 Jul 2018 09:35:20 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 24.07.2018 15:07, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Tue, 24 Jul 2018 09:36:59 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 23.07.2018 21:05, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 20:19:09 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 22.07.2018 18:23, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 15:20:43 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 22:09, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 20:46:42 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 21:21, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 18:46:19 +0100, Colonel Edmund J.
Burke wrote:

On 7/21/2018 9:33 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 14:23:36 +0100, Bruce 'Not Glug'
Lee wrote:

Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:
On 7/21/2018 6:07 AM, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee wrote:
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 22:28:50 +0100, Peter Keller

wrote:
On 20.07.2018 21:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:

* Why would an adult let an anywho ride their bike?

Hitler.

Your answer makes no grammatical sense.* You can't
answer a why with a
pronoun.

'Hitler' isn't a pronoun.* It's a noun.

It's a personal pronoun, you dummies.

No it isn't.* It is a proper noun.* Just as all names
are.

Personal pronouns are 'he', 'she', 'they' etc.
*Who gives a ****?* The point is the answer was
nonsensical.

More fool you.
LOL
*The only fool is the one who can't write in English.

Bullenscheiße.
*Changing language doesn't make your answer any more correct.

I reaaly do not cares abowt sumthing cawld Grammer.

That yew sae that mau grammer iz nott corect iz fore mi u
complement.
Espeshalli az it cumz from YEW!!
*You sound like a drunk Glaswegian.* Actually, nevermind the
drunk, they're like that anyway.

Thanks greatly for the compliment.
*I can't think of any group of people who would be glad to be
called Glaswegian.

I still take it as a compliment because it was you who said it.
*Does that mean you love me?

If you keep posting that I am a walking vomit I will love you for
ever! Vomiting over you till kingdom cum!
*I do not wish the whole kingdom to cum.* That would increase our
numbers to that of the Arabs.

That would not be good.
I did not know that my* vomit is so fertile.
*Most people do not cum out of their mouth.


Glad you used the term "most"


I was incorrect, it's all.* Unless you mean dribbling someone else's
back out....


Perhaps I did.
  #106  
Old July 28th 18, 11:40 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling,alt.war.vietnam
Peter Keller[_3_]
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On 27.07.2018 13:35, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:

Treehugging ignorant moron.


Thanks greatly for that excellent compliment coming from YOU. Especially
as it is from YOU!
Now please ejaculate in my direction the further excellent accolade of
being a weed, a fungus, and the dregs of this earth.

It really is a very great compliment to be called a treehugging
ignorant moron by YOU.
Especially by YOU.
And I have no ****ing interest in looking good in YOUR eyes.
After all I ride a bicycle.
And we all know what YOU think of bicyclists. You think they are the
****witted pits of humanity.
And because it is YOU who think that, that is an extremely great
compliment.
We must be doing something right.

Why do people insult others?
An insult can be interpreted as an attempt to reduce the social status
of the recipient and raise the relative status of the insulter.
  #107  
Old July 28th 18, 11:41 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling,alt.war.vietnam
Peter Keller[_3_]
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On 27.07.2018 13:34, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Fri, 27 Jul 2018 09:28:51 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 26.07.2018 15:18, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Thu, 26 Jul 2018 09:45:32 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 25.07.2018 21:41, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Wed, 25 Jul 2018 09:38:16 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 24.07.2018 15:06, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Tue, 24 Jul 2018 09:42:10 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 23.07.2018 21:04, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 20:22:50 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 22.07.2018 18:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 15:26:52 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 22:10, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 08:44:10 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 14:07, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 22:28:50 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 20.07.2018 21:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Fri, 20 Jul 2018 14:26:27 +0100, Colonel Edmund J.
Burke wrote:

On 7/19/2018 10:42 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Thu, 19 Jul 2018 14:38:18 +0100, Colonel Edmund J.
Burke wrote:

On 6/19/2018 4:29 AM, CJB wrote:
Stolen Bike - a few weeks ago someone left an
expensive mountain bike in the car par to our
flats. We have stopped at least 2 attempts to steal
it by hooded yoofs. Now we have it under lock and
key. But how to find the owner is a moot point. We
have tried Hillingdon Council - they say its a
police matter. We have tried the local police and
they says its a Council matter. CJB


We Americans have a saying for the inadequacies of
buckytooth limey government, SNAFU (situation normal
all ****ed up).
Deal with it!
*Why would anyone leave an expensive bike just lying
in public with no lock?

Why would an adult want to ride a bicycle anywho?
*Why would an adult let an anywho ride their bike?

Hitler.
*Your answer makes no grammatical sense.* You can't
answer a why with a pronoun.

Your question mentioned an adult.
Hitler was an adult.
Physically, at least.
*He was the most insightful person ever known to mankind,
then the Brits and Yanks attacked him for no good reason.

Now you are starting to make sense.
*[Raises right arm in a manner which actually gets you
arrested in modern Germany]

I thought that was what happened to you.
*I've never been to Germany.

Each to his own ...
German beer and girls are good!
*Beer isn't strong enough for my liking.* I like spirits.

Is that why you are like a preserved old prune?
*No.

Then why?
*How do you know I am?


You made no comment about German girls.


Because I agreed with it.* What did you want?* "me too"?* "+1"?


Ok thank you. I did not know where you stood.
  #108  
Old July 28th 18, 12:41 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling,alt.war.vietnam
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife[_2_]
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On Sat, 28 Jul 2018 11:40:08 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 27.07.2018 13:35, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
Treehugging ignorant moron.


Thanks greatly for that excellent compliment coming from YOU. Especially
as it is from YOU!
Now please ejaculate in my direction the further excellent accolade of
being a weed, a fungus, and the dregs of this earth.

It really is a very great compliment to be called a treehugging
ignorant moron by YOU.
Especially by YOU.
And I have no ****ing interest in looking good in YOUR eyes.
After all I ride a bicycle.
And we all know what YOU think of bicyclists. You think they are the
****witted pits of humanity.
And because it is YOU who think that, that is an extremely great
compliment.
We must be doing something right.

Why do people insult others?
An insult can be interpreted as an attempt to reduce the social status
of the recipient and raise the relative status of the insulter.


No, it's because you're wrong.
  #109  
Old July 28th 18, 12:41 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling,alt.war.vietnam
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife[_2_]
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Posts: 581
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On Sat, 28 Jul 2018 11:34:40 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 27.07.2018 14:21, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Fri, 27 Jul 2018 09:27:05 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 26.07.2018 15:19, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Thu, 26 Jul 2018 09:41:36 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 25.07.2018 21:43, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Wed, 25 Jul 2018 09:35:20 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 24.07.2018 15:07, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Tue, 24 Jul 2018 09:36:59 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 23.07.2018 21:05, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 20:19:09 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 22.07.2018 18:23, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 15:20:43 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 22:09, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 20:46:42 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 21:21, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 18:46:19 +0100, Colonel Edmund J.
Burke wrote:

On 7/21/2018 9:33 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 14:23:36 +0100, Bruce 'Not Glug'
Lee wrote:

Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:
On 7/21/2018 6:07 AM, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee wrote:
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 22:28:50 +0100, Peter Keller

wrote:
On 20.07.2018 21:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:

Why would an adult let an anywho ride their
bike?

Hitler.

Your answer makes no grammatical sense. You can't
answer a why with a
pronoun.

'Hitler' isn't a pronoun. It's a noun.

It's a personal pronoun, you dummies.

No it isn't. It is a proper noun. Just as all names
are.

Personal pronouns are 'he', 'she', 'they' etc.
Who gives a ****? The point is the answer was
nonsensical.

More fool you.
LOL
The only fool is the one who can't write in English.

Bullenscheiße.
Changing language doesn't make your answer any more
correct.

I reaaly do not cares abowt sumthing cawld Grammer.

That yew sae that mau grammer iz nott corect iz fore mi u
complement.
Espeshalli az it cumz from YEW!!
You sound like a drunk Glaswegian. Actually, nevermind the
drunk, they're like that anyway.

Thanks greatly for the compliment.
I can't think of any group of people who would be glad to be
called Glaswegian.

I still take it as a compliment because it was you who said it..
Does that mean you love me?

If you keep posting that I am a walking vomit I will love you for
ever! Vomiting over you till kingdom cum!
I do not wish the whole kingdom to cum. That would increase our
numbers to that of the Arabs.

That would not be good.
I did not know that my vomit is so fertile.
Most people do not cum out of their mouth.

Glad you used the term "most"

I was incorrect, it's all. Unless you mean dribbling someone else's
back out....


Perhaps I did.


You just put me off my lunch.
  #110  
Old July 28th 18, 12:42 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling,alt.war.vietnam
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife[_2_]
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On Sat, 28 Jul 2018 11:33:55 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 27.07.2018 14:22, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Fri, 27 Jul 2018 09:26:22 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 26.07.2018 15:19, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Thu, 26 Jul 2018 09:40:21 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 25.07.2018 21:44, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Wed, 25 Jul 2018 09:33:52 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 24.07.2018 15:05, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Tue, 24 Jul 2018 09:37:47 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 23.07.2018 23:03, JNugent wrote:
On 23/07/2018 20:05, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 20:19:09 +0100, Peter Keller

wrote:

On 22.07.2018 18:23, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 15:20:43 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 22:09, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 20:46:42 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 21:21, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 18:46:19 +0100, Colonel Edmund J.
Burke
wrote:

On 7/21/2018 9:33 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 14:23:36 +0100, Bruce 'Not Glug'
Lee
wrote:

Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:
On 7/21/2018 6:07 AM, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee wrote:
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 22:28:50 +0100, Peter Keller

wrote:
On 20.07.2018 21:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:

Why would an adult let an anywho ride their
bike?

Hitler.

Your answer makes no grammatical sense. You can't
answer a
why with a
pronoun.

'Hitler' isn't a pronoun. It's a noun.

It's a personal pronoun, you dummies.

No it isn't. It is a proper noun. Just as all names
are.

Personal pronouns are 'he', 'she', 'they' etc.
Who gives a ****? The point is the answer was
nonsensical.

More fool you.
LOL
The only fool is the one who can't write in English.

Bullenscheiße.
Changing language doesn't make your answer any more
correct.

I reaaly do not cares abowt sumthing cawld Grammer.

That yew sae that mau grammer iz nott corect iz fore mi u
complement.
Espeshalli az it cumz from YEW!!
You sound like a drunk Glaswegian. Actually, nevermind the
drunk,
they're like that anyway.

Thanks greatly for the compliment.

I can't think of any group of people who would be glad to be
called
Glaswegian.
Strike the words "...of any group of people who would be glad
to be called Glaswegian".
There. That makes more sense now.

Good one!
No it wasn't, it had the wit of a 6 year old.

As I said, good one!
In fact, excellent one!
Oh, you like 6 year olds.

What is it to you?
Nothing at all, but the law doesn't like it.

If it is nothing to you, why comment?

What's wrong with commenting on things I don't care about?


Well it is not against the law ---


Must I do everything which is not against the law? That would take a lot
of time. Actually maybe not, as 99% of things are against the law.
 




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