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  #111  
Old July 29th 18, 09:59 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling,alt.war.vietnam
Peter Keller[_3_]
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On 28.07.2018 13:42, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 28 Jul 2018 11:33:55 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 27.07.2018 14:22, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Fri, 27 Jul 2018 09:26:22 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 26.07.2018 15:19, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Thu, 26 Jul 2018 09:40:21 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 25.07.2018 21:44, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Wed, 25 Jul 2018 09:33:52 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 24.07.2018 15:05, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Tue, 24 Jul 2018 09:37:47 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 23.07.2018 23:03, JNugent wrote:
On 23/07/2018 20:05, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 20:19:09 +0100, Peter Keller

wrote:

On 22.07.2018 18:23, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 15:20:43 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 22:09, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 20:46:42 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 21:21, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 18:46:19 +0100, Colonel Edmund J.
Burke
wrote:

On 7/21/2018 9:33 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 14:23:36 +0100, Bruce 'Not Glug'
Lee
wrote:

Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:
On 7/21/2018 6:07 AM, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee wrote:
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 22:28:50 +0100, Peter Keller

wrote:
On 20.07.2018 21:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:

* Why would an adult let an anywho ride their
bike?

Hitler.

Your answer makes no grammatical sense.* You
can't answer a
why with a
pronoun.

'Hitler' isn't a pronoun.* It's a noun.

It's a personal pronoun, you dummies.

No it isn't.* It is a proper noun.* Just as all
names are.

Personal pronouns are 'he', 'she', 'they' etc.
*Who gives a ****?* The point is the answer was
nonsensical.

More fool you.
LOL
*The only fool is the one who can't write in English.

Bullenscheiße.
*Changing language doesn't make your answer any more
correct.

I reaaly do not cares abowt sumthing cawld Grammer.

That yew sae that mau grammer iz nott corect iz fore mi u
complement.
Espeshalli az it cumz from YEW!!
*You sound like a drunk Glaswegian.* Actually, nevermind
the drunk,
they're like that anyway.

Thanks greatly for the compliment.

I can't think of any group of people who would be glad to be
called
Glaswegian.
*Strike the words "...of any group of people who would be
glad to be called Glaswegian".
*There. That makes more sense now.

Good one!
*No it wasn't, it had the wit of a 6 year old.

As I said, good one!
In fact, excellent one!
*Oh, you like 6 year olds.

What is it to you?
*Nothing at all, but the law doesn't like it.

If it is nothing to you, why comment?
*What's wrong with commenting on things I don't care about?


Well it is not against the law ---


Must I do everything which is not against the law?* That would take a
lot of time.* Actually maybe not, as 99% of things are against the law.


So true --
Ads
  #112  
Old July 29th 18, 10:00 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling,alt.war.vietnam
Peter Keller[_3_]
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On 28.07.2018 13:41, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 28 Jul 2018 11:34:40 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 27.07.2018 14:21, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Fri, 27 Jul 2018 09:27:05 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 26.07.2018 15:19, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Thu, 26 Jul 2018 09:41:36 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 25.07.2018 21:43, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Wed, 25 Jul 2018 09:35:20 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 24.07.2018 15:07, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Tue, 24 Jul 2018 09:36:59 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 23.07.2018 21:05, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 20:19:09 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 22.07.2018 18:23, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 15:20:43 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 22:09, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 20:46:42 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 21:21, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 18:46:19 +0100, Colonel Edmund J.
Burke wrote:

On 7/21/2018 9:33 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 14:23:36 +0100, Bruce 'Not Glug'
Lee wrote:

Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:
On 7/21/2018 6:07 AM, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee wrote:
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 22:28:50 +0100, Peter Keller

wrote:
On 20.07.2018 21:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:

* Why would an adult let an anywho ride their
bike?

Hitler.

Your answer makes no grammatical sense.* You
can't answer a why with a
pronoun.

'Hitler' isn't a pronoun.* It's a noun.

It's a personal pronoun, you dummies.

No it isn't.* It is a proper noun.* Just as all
names are.

Personal pronouns are 'he', 'she', 'they' etc.
*Who gives a ****?* The point is the answer was
nonsensical.

More fool you.
LOL
*The only fool is the one who can't write in English.

Bullenscheiße.
*Changing language doesn't make your answer any more
correct.

I reaaly do not cares abowt sumthing cawld Grammer.

That yew sae that mau grammer iz nott corect iz fore mi u
complement.
Espeshalli az it cumz from YEW!!
*You sound like a drunk Glaswegian.* Actually, nevermind
the drunk, they're like that anyway.

Thanks greatly for the compliment.
*I can't think of any group of people who would be glad to be
called Glaswegian.

I still take it as a compliment because it was you who said it.
*Does that mean you love me?

If you keep posting that I am a walking vomit I will love you
for ever! Vomiting over you till kingdom cum!
*I do not wish the whole kingdom to cum.* That would increase our
numbers to that of the Arabs.

That would not be good.
I did not know that my* vomit is so fertile.
*Most people do not cum out of their mouth.

Glad you used the term "most"
*I was incorrect, it's all.* Unless you mean dribbling someone else's
back out....


Perhaps I did.


You just put me off my lunch.


Oh.
Sorry about that.
  #113  
Old July 29th 18, 10:04 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling,alt.war.vietnam
Peter Keller[_3_]
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On 28.07.2018 13:41, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 28 Jul 2018 11:40:08 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 27.07.2018 13:35, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
Â*Treehugging ignorant moron.


Thanks greatly for that excellent compliment coming from YOU.
Especially as it is from YOU!
Now please ejaculate in my direction the further excellent accolade of
being a weed, a fungus, and the dregs of this earth.

It really is a very great compliment to be called a treehugging
ignorant moron by YOU.
Especially by YOU.
And I have no ****ing interest in looking good in YOUR eyes.
After all I ride a bicycle.
And we all know what YOU think of bicyclists. You think they are the
****witted pits of humanity.
And because it is YOU who think that,Â* that is an extremely great
compliment.
We must be doing something right.

Why do people insult others?
An insult can be interpreted as an attempt to reduce the social status
of the recipient and raise the relative status of the insulter.


No, it's because you're wrong.

Once again, Thanks greatly for that excellent compliment of Treehugging
ignorant moron.
The fact that you call me a Treehugging ignorant moron. has nothing to
do with whether I am right or wrong.
You only honour me with that excellent epithet because you fear that you
may be losing some argument , so you introduce an irrelevancy in order
to make you think that you are omehow better than me.
So I still take it as a great compliment.
  #114  
Old July 29th 18, 11:00 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling,alt.war.vietnam
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife[_2_]
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On Sun, 29 Jul 2018 10:04:18 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 28.07.2018 13:41, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 28 Jul 2018 11:40:08 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 27.07.2018 13:35, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
Treehugging ignorant moron.

Thanks greatly for that excellent compliment coming from YOU.
Especially as it is from YOU!
Now please ejaculate in my direction the further excellent accolade of
being a weed, a fungus, and the dregs of this earth.

It really is a very great compliment to be called a treehugging
ignorant moron by YOU.
Especially by YOU.
And I have no ****ing interest in looking good in YOUR eyes.
After all I ride a bicycle.
And we all know what YOU think of bicyclists. You think they are the
****witted pits of humanity.
And because it is YOU who think that, that is an extremely great
compliment.
We must be doing something right.

Why do people insult others?
An insult can be interpreted as an attempt to reduce the social status
of the recipient and raise the relative status of the insulter.

No, it's because you're wrong.

Once again, Thanks greatly for that excellent compliment of Treehugging
ignorant moron.
The fact that you call me a Treehugging ignorant moron. has nothing to
do with whether I am right or wrong.
You only honour me with that excellent epithet because you fear that you
may be losing some argument , so you introduce an irrelevancy in order
to make you think that you are omehow better than me.
So I still take it as a great compliment.


No, I say it because all green people are incorrect.
  #115  
Old July 29th 18, 11:00 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling,alt.war.vietnam
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife[_2_]
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On Sun, 29 Jul 2018 10:00:06 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 28.07.2018 13:41, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 28 Jul 2018 11:34:40 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 27.07.2018 14:21, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Fri, 27 Jul 2018 09:27:05 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 26.07.2018 15:19, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Thu, 26 Jul 2018 09:41:36 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 25.07.2018 21:43, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Wed, 25 Jul 2018 09:35:20 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 24.07.2018 15:07, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Tue, 24 Jul 2018 09:36:59 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 23.07.2018 21:05, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 20:19:09 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 22.07.2018 18:23, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 15:20:43 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 22:09, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 20:46:42 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 21:21, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 18:46:19 +0100, Colonel Edmund J.
Burke wrote:

On 7/21/2018 9:33 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 14:23:36 +0100, Bruce 'Not Glug'
Lee wrote:

Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:
On 7/21/2018 6:07 AM, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee wrote:
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 22:28:50 +0100, Peter Keller

wrote:
On 20.07.2018 21:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:

Why would an adult let an anywho ride their
bike?

Hitler.

Your answer makes no grammatical sense. You
can't answer a why with a
pronoun.

'Hitler' isn't a pronoun. It's a noun.

It's a personal pronoun, you dummies.

No it isn't. It is a proper noun. Just as all
names are.

Personal pronouns are 'he', 'she', 'they' etc.
Who gives a ****? The point is the answer was
nonsensical.

More fool you.
LOL
The only fool is the one who can't write in English.

Bullenscheiße.
Changing language doesn't make your answer any more
correct.

I reaaly do not cares abowt sumthing cawld Grammer.

That yew sae that mau grammer iz nott corect iz fore mi u
complement.
Espeshalli az it cumz from YEW!!
You sound like a drunk Glaswegian. Actually, nevermind
the drunk, they're like that anyway.

Thanks greatly for the compliment.
I can't think of any group of people who would be glad to be
called Glaswegian.

I still take it as a compliment because it was you who said it.
Does that mean you love me?

If you keep posting that I am a walking vomit I will love you
for ever! Vomiting over you till kingdom cum!
I do not wish the whole kingdom to cum. That would increase our
numbers to that of the Arabs.

That would not be good.
I did not know that my vomit is so fertile.
Most people do not cum out of their mouth.

Glad you used the term "most"
I was incorrect, it's all. Unless you mean dribbling someone else's
back out....

Perhaps I did.

You just put me off my lunch.


Oh.
Sorry about that.


I bet you aren't.
  #116  
Old July 29th 18, 11:01 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling,alt.war.vietnam
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife[_2_]
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On Sun, 29 Jul 2018 09:59:25 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 28.07.2018 13:42, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 28 Jul 2018 11:33:55 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 27.07.2018 14:22, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Fri, 27 Jul 2018 09:26:22 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 26.07.2018 15:19, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Thu, 26 Jul 2018 09:40:21 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 25.07.2018 21:44, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Wed, 25 Jul 2018 09:33:52 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 24.07.2018 15:05, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Tue, 24 Jul 2018 09:37:47 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 23.07.2018 23:03, JNugent wrote:
On 23/07/2018 20:05, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 20:19:09 +0100, Peter Keller

wrote:

On 22.07.2018 18:23, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 15:20:43 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 22:09, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 20:46:42 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 21:21, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 18:46:19 +0100, Colonel Edmund J..
Burke
wrote:

On 7/21/2018 9:33 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 14:23:36 +0100, Bruce 'Not Glug'
Lee
wrote:

Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:
On 7/21/2018 6:07 AM, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee wrote:
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 22:28:50 +0100, Peter Keller

wrote:
On 20.07.2018 21:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
wrote:

Why would an adult let an anywho ride their
bike?

Hitler.

Your answer makes no grammatical sense. You
can't answer a
why with a
pronoun.

'Hitler' isn't a pronoun. It's a noun.

It's a personal pronoun, you dummies.

No it isn't. It is a proper noun. Just as all
names are.

Personal pronouns are 'he', 'she', 'they' etc.
Who gives a ****? The point is the answer was
nonsensical.

More fool you.
LOL
The only fool is the one who can't write in English..

Bullenscheiße.
Changing language doesn't make your answer any more
correct.

I reaaly do not cares abowt sumthing cawld Grammer.

That yew sae that mau grammer iz nott corect iz fore mi u
complement.
Espeshalli az it cumz from YEW!!
You sound like a drunk Glaswegian. Actually, nevermind
the drunk,
they're like that anyway.

Thanks greatly for the compliment.

I can't think of any group of people who would be glad to be
called
Glaswegian.
Strike the words "...of any group of people who would be
glad to be called Glaswegian".
There. That makes more sense now.

Good one!
No it wasn't, it had the wit of a 6 year old.

As I said, good one!
In fact, excellent one!
Oh, you like 6 year olds.

What is it to you?
Nothing at all, but the law doesn't like it.

If it is nothing to you, why comment?
What's wrong with commenting on things I don't care about?

Well it is not against the law ---

Must I do everything which is not against the law? That would take a
lot of time. Actually maybe not, as 99% of things are against the law.


So true --


We are in agreement for the second time. Now list the laws you would like
removed:
  #117  
Old July 30th 18, 09:50 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling,alt.war.vietnam
Peter Keller[_3_]
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On 29.07.2018 12:01, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 29 Jul 2018 09:59:25 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 28.07.2018 13:42, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 28 Jul 2018 11:33:55 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 27.07.2018 14:22, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Fri, 27 Jul 2018 09:26:22 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 26.07.2018 15:19, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Thu, 26 Jul 2018 09:40:21 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 25.07.2018 21:44, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Wed, 25 Jul 2018 09:33:52 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 24.07.2018 15:05, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Tue, 24 Jul 2018 09:37:47 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 23.07.2018 23:03, JNugent wrote:
On 23/07/2018 20:05, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 20:19:09 +0100, Peter Keller

wrote:

On 22.07.2018 18:23, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 15:20:43 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 22:09, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 20:46:42 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 21:21, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 18:46:19 +0100, Colonel Edmund
J. Burke
wrote:

On 7/21/2018 9:33 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 14:23:36 +0100, Bruce 'Not
Glug' Lee
wrote:

Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:
On 7/21/2018 6:07 AM, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee wrote:
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 22:28:50 +0100, Peter Keller

wrote:
On 20.07.2018 21:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
wrote:

Â* Why would an adult let an anywho ride
their bike?

Hitler.

Your answer makes no grammatical sense.Â* You
can't answer a
why with a
pronoun.

'Hitler' isn't a pronoun.Â* It's a noun.

It's a personal pronoun, you dummies.

No it isn't.Â* It is a proper noun.Â* Just as all
names are.

Personal pronouns are 'he', 'she', 'they' etc.
Â*Who gives a ****?Â* The point is the answer was
nonsensical.

More fool you.
LOL
Â*The only fool is the one who can't write in English.

Bullenscheiße.
Â*Changing language doesn't make your answer any more
correct.

I reaaly do not cares abowt sumthing cawld Grammer.

That yew sae that mau grammer iz nott corect iz fore mi
u complement.
Espeshalli az it cumz from YEW!!
Â*You sound like a drunk Glaswegian.Â* Actually, nevermind
the drunk,
they're like that anyway.

Thanks greatly for the compliment.

I can't think of any group of people who would be glad to
be called
Glaswegian.
Â*Strike the words "...of any group of people who would be
glad to be called Glaswegian".
Â*There. That makes more sense now.

Good one!
Â*No it wasn't, it had the wit of a 6 year old.

As I said, good one!
In fact, excellent one!
Â*Oh, you like 6 year olds.

What is it to you?
Â*Nothing at all, but the law doesn't like it.

If it is nothing to you, why comment?
Â*What's wrong with commenting on things I don't care about?

Well it is not against the law ---
Â*Must I do everything which is not against the law?Â* That would take
a lot of time.Â* Actually maybe not, as 99% of things are against the
law.


So true --


We are in agreement for the second time.Â* Now list the laws you would
like removed:


1) It is forbidden to walk your pet whale down the street.
...........
102327} It is forbidden to leave your house without wearing underwear.
........
939257) No one may step on any of the nation’s currency.

  #118  
Old July 30th 18, 09:53 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling,alt.war.vietnam
Peter Keller[_3_]
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Posts: 8,736
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On 29.07.2018 12:00, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 29 Jul 2018 10:04:18 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 28.07.2018 13:41, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 28 Jul 2018 11:40:08 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 27.07.2018 13:35, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
Â*Treehugging ignorant moron.

Thanks greatly for that excellent compliment coming from YOU.
Especially as it is from YOU!
Now please ejaculate in my direction the further excellent accolade
of being a weed, a fungus, and the dregs of this earth.

It really is a very great compliment to be called a treehugging
ignorant moron by YOU.
Especially by YOU.
And I have no ****ing interest in looking good in YOUR eyes.
After all I ride a bicycle.
And we all know what YOU think of bicyclists. You think they are the
****witted pits of humanity.
And because it is YOU who think that,Â* that is an extremely great
compliment.
We must be doing something right.

Why do people insult others?
An insult can be interpreted as an attempt to reduce the social
status of the recipient and raise the relative status of the insulter.
Â*No, it's because you're wrong.

Once again, Thanks greatly for that excellent compliment of
Treehugging ignorant moron.
The fact that you call me a Treehugging ignorant moron. has nothing to
do with whether I am right or wrong.
You only honour me with that excellent epithet because you fear that
you may be losing some argument , so you introduce an irrelevancy in
order to make you think that you are omehow better than me.
So I still take it as a great compliment.


No, I say it because all green people are incorrect.


They might be, but that is independent of them being Treehugging
ignorant morons
So now please throw me the further excellent epithet of being a stench,
a revulsion, and a big suck on a sour lemon.
  #119  
Old July 30th 18, 11:13 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling,alt.war.vietnam
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife[_2_]
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On Mon, 30 Jul 2018 09:53:56 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 29.07.2018 12:00, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 29 Jul 2018 10:04:18 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 28.07.2018 13:41, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 28 Jul 2018 11:40:08 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 27.07.2018 13:35, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
Treehugging ignorant moron.

Thanks greatly for that excellent compliment coming from YOU.
Especially as it is from YOU!
Now please ejaculate in my direction the further excellent accolade
of being a weed, a fungus, and the dregs of this earth.

It really is a very great compliment to be called a treehugging
ignorant moron by YOU.
Especially by YOU.
And I have no ****ing interest in looking good in YOUR eyes.
After all I ride a bicycle.
And we all know what YOU think of bicyclists. You think they are the
****witted pits of humanity.
And because it is YOU who think that, that is an extremely great
compliment.
We must be doing something right.

Why do people insult others?
An insult can be interpreted as an attempt to reduce the social
status of the recipient and raise the relative status of the
insulter.
No, it's because you're wrong.
Once again, Thanks greatly for that excellent compliment of
Treehugging ignorant moron.
The fact that you call me a Treehugging ignorant moron. has nothing to
do with whether I am right or wrong.
You only honour me with that excellent epithet because you fear that
you may be losing some argument , so you introduce an irrelevancy in
order to make you think that you are omehow better than me.
So I still take it as a great compliment.

No, I say it because all green people are incorrect.


They might be, but that is independent of them being Treehugging
ignorant morons
So now please throw me the further excellent epithet of being a stench,
a revulsion, and a big suck on a sour lemon.


If they are green they are by definition treehuggers.
If they are wrong they are by definition ignorant morons.
  #120  
Old July 30th 18, 11:14 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling,alt.war.vietnam
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife[_2_]
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On Mon, 30 Jul 2018 09:50:07 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 29.07.2018 12:01, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 29 Jul 2018 09:59:25 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 28.07.2018 13:42, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 28 Jul 2018 11:33:55 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 27.07.2018 14:22, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Fri, 27 Jul 2018 09:26:22 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 26.07.2018 15:19, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Thu, 26 Jul 2018 09:40:21 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 25.07.2018 21:44, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Wed, 25 Jul 2018 09:33:52 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 24.07.2018 15:05, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Tue, 24 Jul 2018 09:37:47 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 23.07.2018 23:03, JNugent wrote:
On 23/07/2018 20:05, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 20:19:09 +0100, Peter Keller

wrote:

On 22.07.2018 18:23, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 15:20:43 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 22:09, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 20:46:42 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 21:21, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 18:46:19 +0100, Colonel Edmund
J. Burke
wrote:

On 7/21/2018 9:33 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 14:23:36 +0100, Bruce 'Not
Glug' Lee
wrote:

Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:
On 7/21/2018 6:07 AM, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee wrote:
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 22:28:50 +0100, Peter
Keller

wrote:
On 20.07.2018 21:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
wrote:

Why would an adult let an anywho ride
their bike?

Hitler.

Your answer makes no grammatical sense. You
can't answer a
why with a
pronoun.

'Hitler' isn't a pronoun. It's a noun.

It's a personal pronoun, you dummies.

No it isn't. It is a proper noun. Just as all
names are.

Personal pronouns are 'he', 'she', 'they' etc.
Who gives a ****? The point is the answer was
nonsensical.

More fool you.
LOL
The only fool is the one who can't write in English.

Bullenscheiße.
Changing language doesn't make your answer any more
correct.

I reaaly do not cares abowt sumthing cawld Grammer.

That yew sae that mau grammer iz nott corect iz fore mi
u complement.
Espeshalli az it cumz from YEW!!
You sound like a drunk Glaswegian. Actually, nevermind
the drunk,
they're like that anyway.

Thanks greatly for the compliment.

I can't think of any group of people who would be glad to
be called
Glaswegian.
Strike the words "...of any group of people who would be
glad to be called Glaswegian".
There. That makes more sense now.

Good one!
No it wasn't, it had the wit of a 6 year old.

As I said, good one!
In fact, excellent one!
Oh, you like 6 year olds.

What is it to you?
Nothing at all, but the law doesn't like it.

If it is nothing to you, why comment?
What's wrong with commenting on things I don't care about?

Well it is not against the law ---
Must I do everything which is not against the law? That would take
a lot of time. Actually maybe not, as 99% of things are against the
law.

So true --

We are in agreement for the second time. Now list the laws you would
like removed:


1) It is forbidden to walk your pet whale down the street.
..........
102327} It is forbidden to leave your house without wearing underwear..
.......
939257) No one may step on any of the nation’s currency.


Those laws do not exist.

Anyway, the first is impossible, and the other two are done without
prosecution regularly.
 




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