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Old April 28th 06, 05:22 AM posted to alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent,rec.bicycles.misc
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"JimmyMac" wrote in message
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Edward Dolan wrote:
"Mark" wrote in message
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Stick with one name and gain some confidence in who you are.

Mark


You confounded moron! I have supreme confidence in who I am. There has
never
been anyone on these freaking cycling newsgroups who has been able to
shake
my confidence in MYSELF in the slightest. How could it be otherwise. All
others are midgets and dwarfs and I am a GIANT. Think of ME as GOD and
yourself as an ant or a termite and you will have the proportions and
your
perspective right.


Possessed by a distended sense of self-importance, Ed Dolan pollutes
ARBR with his monotonous, officious blather, deluding himself into
believing that his rhetoric is inspiring and enlightening ...
balderdash. Nothing could be further from the truth. There's no fool
like an old fool. - Jim McNamara


Well, finally JimmyMac is posting correctly!

Yes, my message was a throwaway post but that is because I am responding to
a throwaway post. When someone posts some substance, I will respond with
substance, but when others just post nonsense, then that is how I respond
myself. What the hell do you think Mark is doing except trying to tweak me?
So I tweak him back. Try to get real, why don't you?

My writing remains the standard by which all others should model themselves,
with or without the invective. Even Tom Sherman, as correct as he was, could
not come up to my inimitable style. I must confess, JimmyMac is getting
better and better lately. The one thing he needs to avoid at all costs is
wordiness - and long windedness in general. No one on these freaking
newsgroups will put up with long-windedness. That is because 90% of us are
idiots and cannot focus on anything for more than a few seconds.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota



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Old April 28th 06, 09:18 PM posted to alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent,rec.bicycles.misc
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"Edward Dolan" wrote in message
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wordiness - and long windedness in general. No one on these freaking
newsgroups will put up with long-windedness. That is because 90% of us are
idiots and cannot focus on anything for more than a few seconds.


Nicely said, but you used far too many words.

Mark



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Old April 30th 06, 01:49 AM posted to alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent,rec.bicycles.misc
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"Mark" wrote in message
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"Edward Dolan" wrote in message
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wordiness - and long windedness in general. No one on these freaking
newsgroups will put up with long-windedness. That is because 90% of us
are idiots and cannot focus on anything for more than a few seconds.


Nicely said, but you used far too many words.

Mark


A message to Usenet should be of a certain length, not too long and not too
short. Mark consistently posts too short. This makes him look like an idiot.
Whether he really is an idiot or not we will not know for sure until he
posts a medium length message. As it is, I have him down for a one-liner
type of idiot. Those who posts one-liners to Usenet are ipso facto idiots in
my scheme of things.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota


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Old April 30th 06, 01:53 AM posted to alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent,rec.bicycles.misc
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"JimmyMac" wrote in message
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Ed,

I stand corrected about posting correctly. I must have slipped up.
Not using a newsreader, Google allows one to post correctly (according
to your mandate) for only the very first time, so you will just
continue to be disappointed. Get over it.

Your writing remains the standard, by whose measure ... YOURS??? Your
writing style is inimitable because no one desire to emulate you for
reasons that are self-explanatory.

I repeat, since this has not sunk into your thick skull the first
several dozen timed I said it ... I do not need your advice and I am
in no need of your opinion or your approval. I was not put on God's
green earth to live up to your expectations. Got it now ... brain
dead???

Ed, I think back when you were young (way ... way back), mommy and
daddy said that you could be whatever you wanted to be and you opted to
be an asshole. Now I've tried to see things from your point of view,
but I just can't get my head that far up my ass!!!

Jim McNamara


You do not correctly format which makes more work for me. Therefore, I can't
be bothered any further with you. Either format your posts in the acceptable
manner or get lost.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota





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Old May 2nd 06, 04:40 PM posted to alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent,rec.bicycles.misc
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"Edward Dolan" wrote in message
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Whether he really is an idiot or not we will not know for sure until he
posts a medium length message.


Aha, you don't remember the medium-sized messages that I sent in the
beginning of the threads. So why waste time with a brain-dead like you???

Mark.


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Old May 3rd 06, 07:11 AM posted to alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent,rec.bicycles.misc
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"Mark" wrote in message
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"Edward Dolan" wrote in message
news:StqdnSXwK983lMnZnZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@prairiewave. com...
Whether he really is an idiot or not we will not know for sure until he
posts a medium length message.


Aha, you don't remember the medium-sized messages that I sent in the
beginning of the threads. So why waste time with a brain-dead like you???

Mark.


You need to post medium-sized messages ALL the time. Why should the rest of
us bother with one-liner idiots like you? Maybe you could save up your words
until they reach an adult-sized length.

I stand by my contention that one-liners are ever the province of idiots.
Mark proves this every time he posts. I have never known anyone who was into
one-liners who did not prove himself to be an idiot. They all seem to have
so little to say - and yet want to say it anyway, just like a child or a
babbling baby.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota


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Old May 3rd 06, 05:01 PM posted to alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent,rec.bicycles.misc
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"Edward Dolan" wrote in message
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"Mark" wrote in message
...

"Edward Dolan" wrote in message
news:StqdnSXwK983lMnZnZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@prairiewave. com...
Whether he really is an idiot or not we will not know for sure until he
posts a medium length message.


Aha, you don't remember the medium-sized messages that I sent in the
beginning of the threads. So why waste time with a brain-dead like you???

Mark.


You need to post medium-sized messages ALL the time. Why should the rest
of us bother with one-liner idiots like you? Maybe you could save up your
words until they reach an adult-sized length.

I stand by my contention that one-liners are ever the province of idiots.
Mark proves this every time he posts. I have never known anyone who was
into one-liners who did not prove himself to be an idiot. They all seem to
have so little to say - and yet want to say it anyway, just like a child
or a babbling baby.


Sure. One liners and long-windedness - the latter essentially being your
posts. Amazing how little you have to say yet you need to use so many words.

Mark.


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Old May 3rd 06, 11:58 PM posted to alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent,rec.bicycles.misc
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"Mark" wrote in message
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"Edward Dolan" wrote in message
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I stand by my contention that one-liners are ever the province of idiots.
Mark proves this every time he posts. I have never known anyone who was
into one-liners who did not prove himself to be an idiot. They all seem
to have so little to say - and yet want to say it anyway, just like a
child or a babbling baby.


Sure. One liners and long-windedness - the latter essentially being your
posts. Amazing how little you have to say yet you need to use so many
words.


Jim McNamara is the only long-winded poster these newsgroups have ever been
afflicted with. My posts are just the right length - something for everyone
to read and thereby get some enjoyment and inspiration to brighten up their
otherwise miserable humdrum lives.

You do not read the Great Ed Dolan for his content so much as you do for his
inimitable style. Once you have grasped that, you will see immediately
wherein my Greatness lies.The most common reaction to Ed Dolan the Great is
the emotion of awe. You need to get with the program.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota


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Old May 4th 06, 05:37 PM posted to alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent,rec.bicycles.misc
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"Edward Dolan" wrote in message
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"Mark" wrote in message
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Sure. One liners and long-windedness - the latter essentially being your
posts. Amazing how little you have to say yet you need to use so many
words.


You do not read the Great Ed Dolan for his content so much as you do for
his


Good that you recognize that.

inimitable style. Once you have grasped that, you will see immediately
wherein my Greatness lies.The most common reaction to Ed Dolan the Great
is the emotion of awe. You need to get with the program.


Oh, yeah - shock and awe. That hasn't worked in other places. I don't see
anybody react to your posts in awe. But how could one, given that you need
many words to say nothing?

Mark


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Old May 5th 06, 11:28 PM posted to alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent,rec.bicycles.misc
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"Mark" wrote in message
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"Edward Dolan" wrote in message
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"Mark" wrote in message
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Sure. One liners and long-windedness - the latter essentially being your
posts. Amazing how little you have to say yet you need to use so many
words.


You do not read the Great Ed Dolan for his content so much as you do for
his


Good that you recognize that.

inimitable style. Once you have grasped that, you will see immediately
wherein my Greatness lies.The most common reaction to Ed Dolan the Great
is the emotion of awe. You need to get with the program.


Oh, yeah - shock and awe. That hasn't worked in other places. I don't see
anybody react to your posts in awe. But how could one, given that you need
many words to say nothing?


Others read what I write in silence with bowed heads. In fact, most are so
awe struck that they are rendered speechless. It is only idiots who feel
that they need to say something in response. Now you begin to see wherein my
Greatness lies and why I am always having to deal with idiots like you.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota




 




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