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Old July 20th 04, 06:30 AM
John
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Default Lance vs George W Bush

Lance= Powerful, has won countless races, not to mention 5 tours going on six.
Bush = Lots of Power, commander and chief our our nations army

Lance = "Live Strong"
Bush = "They have weapon of mass destruction."

Lance = Connections with Dr. Ferrari.
Bush = Connections with everyone (includes Arab oil families).

Lance = Won the World cycling Championships at 21(impressive).
Bush = Became the president of the United States (impressive).


Lance = Make 10-20 million or more a year.
Bush = Makes as much as Lance in a years interest.

Lance = From Texas
Bush = Also from Texas

Lance = Likes to win (who does not?)
Bush = Likes to win also (won the votes in Florida)

Lance = World wide celeb
Bush = Everyone knows who he his.

Lance = Has his own movie (road to the Tour).
Bush = Fahrenheit 911


Lance = Be accused of taking Drugs and denies all
Bush = Accused of a millions of wrong things and also denies all.

Lance = Has 2 little boys and had a nice wife. Now Sheryl Crow.
Bush = Has 2 rebel daughters, and wife.

Lance = Wears the cross around his next.
Bush = Goes to chuch every sunday.

Lance = Drives an exotic car, rides in private jets.
Bush = Air force one.

Lance = Going for 6 maybe 7 TdF's?
Bush = Going for another term in office.

Lance = Arrogant
Bush = Arrogant

Lance = Clean
Bush = Clean

Lance = Never Has used drugs. No proof of anythings. 100% clean.
Bush = I don't want to go there.
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