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  #21  
Old June 2nd 09, 06:34 AM posted to rec.bicycles.tech,alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent
Edward Dolan
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Default Andre Jute is NOT an expert at anything except his own asshole!


"Andre Jute" wrote in message
...
On Jun 2, 5:45 am, "Edward Dolan" wrote:
[...]

Why anyone would kill fileTom Sherman is a mystery to me. He is innocuous
and informative, if somewhat stubborn. Is that so bad? I am NOT innocuous
and I am NOT informative and there is no one in the world who is more
stubborn than me. Kill file me if you must,


You're harmless, Eddie, limp, as I said in another context. Why should

anyone want to killfile an ineffectual chappie whose greatest sin is
self-beatifcation?

I don't believe Tom Sherman has ever kill filed anyone nor have I. But it is
cowards like you (speaking of "limp") that kill file. Tell me, were you born
a coward or did you have to work at it?

I am glad that you brought up the subject of My Saintliness. Please note
that I am a Great Saint, not your ordinary saint. A Great Saint pulls no
punches and condemns cowards, knaves, scoundrels and blackguards to Hell
where they belong. A Great Saint only wants to damn your soul, not to save
it.

Some folks would say that a Great Saint is more like the Devil, but that is
not so. Great Saints like Saint Edward the Great are a law unto Themselves.
We Great Saints do not worship God - We worship Ourselves. You have been
warned!
[...]

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

PS. You should also know that Saint Edward the Great has the ear of the
Grand Inquisitor himself of the Spanish Inquisition.



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  #22  
Old June 2nd 09, 09:56 AM posted to rec.bicycles.tech,alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent
Tom Sherman °_°
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Default Is Andre Jute an Asshole?

Edward Dolan wrote:
"Andre Jute" wrote in message
...
On Jun 2, 3:23 am, "ATP*" wrote:
"Opus" wrote in message

On Jun 1, 2:44 am, "Edward Dolan" wrote:
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Recumbents are outrageously overpriced. The very small market for them
has a
lot to do with it, but still it would be nice if someone would come out
with
a recumbent for a few hundred dollars instead of the usual thousand
dollars
or so.
[...]
"They" have, from WalMart even.
http://www.walmart.com/catalog/produ...ct_id=10983235
Online only, you can avoid having to pay shipping if you have it drop
shipped to your local Wally world store.

Out of stock online. They do have some cool "retard trikes"


Are "REtard trikes" for "REcumbent riders"?


What Andre Jute knows about recumbents you could put in a thimble with room
to spare.

The evidence supports Ed Dolan's contention.

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I am a vehicular cyclist.
  #23  
Old June 2nd 09, 09:59 AM posted to rec.bicycles.tech,alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent
Tom Sherman °_°
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Default Andre Jute is NOT an expert anything!

Edward Dolan wrote:
"Andre Jute" wrote in message
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On Jun 2, 4:27 am, "Edward Dolan" wrote:
[...]

What Andre Jute knows about recumbents you could put in a thimble with
room
to spare.


Precisely! That is why I ask questions, like the one above. But all

we've discovered is that the self-proclaimed recumbent "experts" don't
know the answers to my questions. Amazing amount of hysterical vitriol
in this thread from the "experts" one would think would fall over
themselves to share any knowledge they possessed. The independent
observer is certain to believe that the vicious abuse is a smokescreen
for ignorance.

You are not asking for information. Far from it. You are a name caller but
one with some sophistication. But a name caller nonetheless. I have never
yet lost at that particular game.

Ed catches on quickly.

Never mind. I've already worked out the answers to the most pressing

questions from first principles.

By the way, Ed, I see you agree with me on the salient points of the

original post with which I started this thread. It is very odd that
now you too have started abusing me, just like the lesser clowns.

Every post is sui generis with me. I only go bonkers when I encounter a
screwball message. I especially do not like posters who screw around with
subject headings.

Why anyone would kill fileTom Sherman is a mystery to me. He is innocuous
and informative, if somewhat stubborn. Is that so bad? I am NOT innocuous
and I am NOT informative and there is no one in the world who is more
stubborn than me. Kill file me if you must, but Tom Sherman? Surely you
jest!

Mr. Jute made ridiculously false statements about my beliefs, and did
not like being corrected.

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I am a vehicular cyclist.
  #24  
Old June 2nd 09, 10:01 AM posted to rec.bicycles.tech,alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent
Tom Sherman °_°
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Default André Jute, extreme, unsuitable for purpose, dangerous, dull, overpriced

Edward Dolan wrote:
"Opus" wrote in message
...
On Jun 1, 2:44 am, "Edward Dolan" wrote:
snip
Recumbents are outrageously overpriced. The very small market for them
has a
lot to do with it, but still it would be nice if someone would come out
with
a recumbent for a few hundred dollars instead of the usual thousand
dollars
or so.
[...]

"They" have, from WalMart even.
http://www.walmart.com/catalog/produ...ct_id=10983235
Online only, you can avoid having to pay shipping if you have it drop
shipped to your local Wally world store.


That is amazing alright! I never thought I would live long enough to see it.

It is not the best design, but still it is not bad. I believe Easy Racers
were making this design a few years ago.

Well, at least now you know why I think Wal-Mart is the greatest store in
the world. There is no reason why recumbents should be so expensive. $275 is
a good price point for a recumbent.

Only $5/lb.

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Tom Sherman - 42.435731,-83.985007
I am a vehicular cyclist.
  #25  
Old June 2nd 09, 10:07 AM posted to rec.bicycles.tech,alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent
Tom Sherman °_°
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Default Groucho Marx got it right

Andre Jute wrote:
On Jun 2, 5:30 am, "Edward Dolan" wrote:
"Andre Jute" wrote in message

...
On Jun 2, 4:10 am, "Edward Dolan" wrote:
[...]

The advantage of just talking to yourself is that you will most likely
never
encounter any disagreement.
There's that to say for any discussion with you, Ed. How many replies

to my posts did you send? I'd count but I can't afford an hour of my
working time.

It doesn't matter to me in the slightest whether you read my messages or
not. I write for the greater newsgroup community. If you don't mind being
called an asshole, that is your business. I am just telling it like it is.


Gee, you're not only a jerk, little Eddie, you're limp jerk. I can see
why you failed to cut it in the big city.

Andre Jute
I didn't

Cashing remittance checks is easy, eh?

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I am a vehicular cyclist.
  #26  
Old June 2nd 09, 11:37 AM posted to rec.bicycles.tech,alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent
Chalo
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Default André Jute, extreme, unsuitable for purpose, dangerous, dull, overpriced

Tom Sherman wrote:

Edward Dolan wrote:

Well, at least now you know why I think Wal-Mart is the greatest store in
the world. There is no reason why recumbents should be so expensive. $275 is
a good price point for a recumbent.


Only $5/lb.


Now that you put it that way, I think I'll have the Bing cherries
instead.

Chalo
  #27  
Old June 2nd 09, 11:12 PM posted to rec.bicycles.tech,alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent
Tom Sherman °_°
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Default André Jute, extreme, unsuitable for purpose, dangerous, dull, overpriced

Chalo Colina wrote:
Tom Sherman wrote:
Edward Dolan wrote:
Well, at least now you know why I think Wal-Mart is the greatest store in
the world. There is no reason why recumbents should be so expensive. $275 is
a good price point for a recumbent.

Only $5/lb.


Now that you put it that way, I think I'll have the Bing cherries
instead.

A Trek MadOne Dura-Ace is $575/pound!

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Tom Sherman - 42.435731,-83.985007
I am a vehicular cyclist.
  #28  
Old June 2nd 09, 11:21 PM posted to rec.bicycles.tech,alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent
Edward Dolan
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Default André Jute, extreme, unsuitable for purpose, dangerous, dull, overpriced


"Tom Sherman °_°" wrote in message
...
Edward Dolan wrote:
"Opus" wrote in message
...
On Jun 1, 2:44 am, "Edward Dolan" wrote:
snip
Recumbents are outrageously overpriced. The very small market for them
has a
lot to do with it, but still it would be nice if someone would come out
with
a recumbent for a few hundred dollars instead of the usual thousand
dollars
or so.
[...]
"They" have, from WalMart even.
http://www.walmart.com/catalog/produ...ct_id=10983235
Online only, you can avoid having to pay shipping if you have it drop
shipped to your local Wally world store.


That is amazing alright! I never thought I would live long enough to see
it.

It is not the best design, but still it is not bad. I believe Easy Racers
were making this design a few years ago.

Well, at least now you know why I think Wal-Mart is the greatest store in
the world. There is no reason why recumbents should be so expensive. $275
is a good price point for a recumbent.

Only $5/lb.


I will admit that the manufacturers have got the weight of uprights down if
you don't mind paying for it, but most recumbents are going to weigh about
30 lbs. I am used to riding recumbents that weigh around 35 lbs. This is not
as bad as it sounds since I ride mainly for the exercise. I find that my
speed these days will average about 10 mph whereas 10 years ago it was more
like 15 mph. I think it is a waste of effort to attempt speed on a recumbent
unless they are specifically designed for that.

That Wal-Mart recumbent is way too heavy of course and I doubt the seat is
very comfortable, but the world badly needs a cheap recumbent. I give
Wal-Mart some credit for even carrying such a bike.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota



  #29  
Old June 2nd 09, 11:38 PM posted to rec.bicycles.tech,alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent
Chalo
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Default André Jute, extreme, unsuitable for purpose, dangerous, dull, overpriced

Tom Sherman wrote:

Chalo Colina wrote:

Tom Sherman wrote:

Edward Dolan wrote:

Well, at least now you know why I think Wal-Mart is the greatest store in
the world. There is no reason why recumbents should be so expensive. $275 is
a good price point for a recumbent.

Only $5/lb.


Now that you put it that way, I think I'll have the Bing cherries
instead.


A Trek MadOne Dura-Ace is $575/pound!


So I guess I'll be having the, umm... Kopi Luwak?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kopi_Luwak

Chalo
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Old June 3rd 09, 12:31 AM posted to rec.bicycles.tech,alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent
Andre Jute[_2_]
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Default Groucho Marx got it right

On Jun 2, 6:13*am, "Edward Dolan" wrote:

Everyone stay tuned. There is nothing I like better than hand to hand combat
with another asshole. We shall soon see who is the bigger asshole.


If being the biggest arsehole on an obscure newsgroup is the limit of
your ambition, Eddie, have at my ankles. You'll forgive me if I don't
waste time noticing: I have bicycles to enjoy, technical bits about
them to study, things to achieve, a life to lead.

Ciao.

Andre Jute
Never more brutal than he has to be -- Nelson Mandela

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