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  #421  
Old September 19th 18, 08:45 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling,uk.rec.driving,uk.d-i-y,alt.home.repair
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On 19/09/2018 08:33, Rod Speed wrote:


"Bod" wrote in message
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Why would anyone post anything else?

Some want to **** others over, stupid.

Easy,

Nope.

don't create enemies.

Easier said than done with the worst of the loonys.

That loony that burnt my mate's house to the ground,
quite literally, wasn’t even an enemy of theirs, in fact
they didn’t know her at all. She somehow got the idea
that their house was infested with demons and torched
it for that reason. Maybe all that took was for them to
be away in Adelaide.

Ok, but extreme loonys who do things like that are still very rare.

But the number of arseholes that choose to drop some turds or
something they light before they put it thru the letterbox arent.


Never heard any of that in our area.


It happens there anyway.

Out of interest, do you live in a wooden house?


Nope, and neither did that mate of mine whose house burnt to the ground.

I was actually standing on the other side of the road to the house
with two fire engines outside with the fireys running out the hoses.
The fire went from one side of the house inside to the other amazingly
fast, because of the bags of petrol the stupid cow had put in the house.

How did she get into the house?


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  #422  
Old September 19th 18, 10:17 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling,uk.rec.driving,uk.d-i-y,alt.home.repair
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"Bod" wrote in message
...
On 19/09/2018 08:33, Rod Speed wrote:


"Bod" wrote in message
...

Why would anyone post anything else?

Some want to **** others over, stupid.

Easy,

Nope.

don't create enemies.

Easier said than done with the worst of the loonys.

That loony that burnt my mate's house to the ground,
quite literally, wasn’t even an enemy of theirs, in fact
they didn’t know her at all. She somehow got the idea
that their house was infested with demons and torched
it for that reason. Maybe all that took was for them to
be away in Adelaide.

Ok, but extreme loonys who do things like that are still very rare.

But the number of arseholes that choose to drop some turds or
something they light before they put it thru the letterbox arent.


Never heard any of that in our area.


It happens there anyway.

Out of interest, do you live in a wooden house?


Nope, and neither did that mate of mine whose house burnt to the ground.

I was actually standing on the other side of the road to the house
with two fire engines outside with the fireys running out the hoses.
The fire went from one side of the house inside to the other amazingly
fast, because of the bags of petrol the stupid cow had put in the house.

How did she get into the house?


Broke in.

  #423  
Old September 19th 18, 10:21 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling,uk.rec.driving,uk.d-i-y,alt.home.repair
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That loony that burnt my mate's house to the ground,
quite literally, wasn’t even an enemy of theirs, in fact
they didn’t know her at all. She somehow got the idea
that their house was infested with demons and torched
it for that reason. Maybe all that took was for them to
be away in Adelaide.

Ok, but extreme loonys who do things like that are still very rare.

But the number of arseholes that choose to drop some turds or
something they light before they put it thru the letterbox arent.

Never heard any of that in our area.

It happens there anyway.

Out of interest, do you live in a wooden house?

Nope, and neither did that mate of mine whose house burnt to the ground.

I was actually standing on the other side of the road to the house
with two fire engines outside with the fireys running out the hoses.
The fire went from one side of the house inside to the other amazingly
fast, because of the bags of petrol the stupid cow had put in the house.

How did she get into the house?


Broke in.

Ok.


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  #424  
Old September 19th 18, 07:38 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling,uk.rec.driving,uk.d-i-y,alt.home.repair
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On Wed, 19 Sep 2018 05:25:28 +0100, Rod Speed wrote:



"rbowman" wrote in message
...
On 09/18/2018 12:15 PM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Tue, 18 Sep 2018 16:04:40 +0100, devnull wrote:

On 09/18/2018 10:32 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Tue, 18 Sep 2018 03:45:53 +0100, rbowman wrote:

On 09/17/2018 10:20 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
In civilised countries like the UK, we get our mail in our houses,
not
left outside in a box.

someone would nick it were it left outside. We only have that
problem in
the slums when the dindus have the day social security checks come out
marked on their calendars. Direct deposit has almost made them turn to
honest work. almost.

Not sure what your point is there. An outside box invites theft. An
inside box invites flammable stuff being poured inside. Neither would
happen in the UK. Neither helps if you live in a ********. But the
indoor slot means you don't have to remember or bother to check the
box.

.

You keep making the dumbest posts. You think we can't google?

http://www.mandatory.com/the-world/1...p-friends-home


What percentage of people do you believe that's happened to?


If you have the same personality IRL, I'd be surprised if you made it
through life without having your front room filled with liquified dog
****.


Yeah, specially if he actually does what he claims to do when alarms go off.


Very few people are stupid enough to have alarms.
  #425  
Old September 19th 18, 07:39 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling,uk.rec.driving,uk.d-i-y,alt.home.repair
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On Wed, 19 Sep 2018 03:45:50 +0100, rbowman wrote:

On 09/18/2018 12:15 PM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Tue, 18 Sep 2018 16:04:40 +0100, devnull wrote:

On 09/18/2018 10:32 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Tue, 18 Sep 2018 03:45:53 +0100, rbowman wrote:

On 09/17/2018 10:20 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
In civilised countries like the UK, we get our mail in our houses, not
left outside in a box.

someone would nick it were it left outside. We only have that
problem in
the slums when the dindus have the day social security checks come out
marked on their calendars. Direct deposit has almost made them turn to
honest work. almost.

Not sure what your point is there. An outside box invites theft. An
inside box invites flammable stuff being poured inside. Neither would
happen in the UK. Neither helps if you live in a ********. But the
indoor slot means you don't have to remember or bother to check the box.

.

You keep making the dumbest posts. You think we can't google?

http://www.mandatory.com/the-world/1...p-friends-home


What percentage of people do you believe that's happened to?


If you have the same personality IRL, I'd be surprised if you made it
through life without having your front room filled with liquified dog ****.


Most of the people I **** off are on the road, where they can't recognise me :-)
  #426  
Old September 19th 18, 07:41 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling,uk.rec.driving,uk.d-i-y,alt.home.repair
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife[_2_]
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On Wed, 19 Sep 2018 07:28:46 +0100, Rod Speed wrote:



"Bod" wrote in message
...

The only problem I have ever had in much more than half
a century now is one example of where the delivery person
didn’t bother to knock on the door to see if there was anyone
home and just put the card in the letterbox saying that they
couldn’t deliver. I heard the lid on the letterbox being closed,
found the card, rang the post office and complained and had
the manager personally deliver the parcel to me using his car.

I don't have to check a box. The mail is visible on my hall carpet.

I don’t have a hall at the front door and no carpet anywhere.

And not only is the mail visible on yours, so is
anything else anyone else tosses in too. No thanks.

We've never had anything other than mail and the odd local newspaper
posted through our letter box.

Thanks for that completely superfluous proof that you
actually are too stupid to use amazon, ebay, aliexpress etc.

Why would anyone post anything else?

Some want to **** others over, stupid.

Easy,

Nope.

don't create enemies.

Easier said than done with the worst of the loonys.

That loony that burnt my mate's house to the ground,
quite literally, wasn’t even an enemy of theirs, in fact
they didn’t know her at all. She somehow got the idea
that their house was infested with demons and torched
it for that reason. Maybe all that took was for them to
be away in Adelaide.


Ok, but extreme loonys who do thing like that are still very rare.


But the number of arseholes that choose to drop some turds or
something they light before they put it thru the letterbox arent.


Maybe in a country where everyone's descended from convicts. But in the UK, we simply don't have that problem.
  #427  
Old September 19th 18, 08:31 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling,uk.rec.driving,uk.d-i-y,alt.home.repair
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"Jimmy Wilkinson Knife" wrote in message
news
On Wed, 19 Sep 2018 05:25:28 +0100, Rod Speed
wrote:



"rbowman" wrote in message
...
On 09/18/2018 12:15 PM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Tue, 18 Sep 2018 16:04:40 +0100, devnull wrote:

On 09/18/2018 10:32 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Tue, 18 Sep 2018 03:45:53 +0100, rbowman
wrote:

On 09/17/2018 10:20 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
In civilised countries like the UK, we get our mail in our houses,
not
left outside in a box.

someone would nick it were it left outside. We only have that
problem in
the slums when the dindus have the day social security checks come
out
marked on their calendars. Direct deposit has almost made them turn
to
honest work. almost.

Not sure what your point is there. An outside box invites theft. An
inside box invites flammable stuff being poured inside. Neither would
happen in the UK. Neither helps if you live in a ********. But the
indoor slot means you don't have to remember or bother to check the
box.

.

You keep making the dumbest posts. You think we can't google?

http://www.mandatory.com/the-world/1...p-friends-home


What percentage of people do you believe that's happened to?

If you have the same personality IRL, I'd be surprised if you made it
through life without having your front room filled with liquified dog
****.


Yeah, specially if he actually does what he claims to do when alarms go
off.


Very few people are stupid enough to have alarms.


Another pathetic excuse for a troll.

  #428  
Old September 19th 18, 08:33 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling,uk.rec.driving,uk.d-i-y,alt.home.repair
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"Jimmy Wilkinson Knife" wrote in message
news
On Wed, 19 Sep 2018 07:28:46 +0100, Rod Speed
wrote:



"Bod" wrote in message
...

The only problem I have ever had in much more than half
a century now is one example of where the delivery person
didn’t bother to knock on the door to see if there was anyone
home and just put the card in the letterbox saying that they
couldn’t deliver. I heard the lid on the letterbox being closed,
found the card, rang the post office and complained and had
the manager personally deliver the parcel to me using his car.

I don't have to check a box. The mail is visible on my hall
carpet.

I don’t have a hall at the front door and no carpet anywhere.

And not only is the mail visible on yours, so is
anything else anyone else tosses in too. No thanks.

We've never had anything other than mail and the odd local newspaper
posted through our letter box.

Thanks for that completely superfluous proof that you
actually are too stupid to use amazon, ebay, aliexpress etc.

Why would anyone post anything else?

Some want to **** others over, stupid.

Easy,

Nope.

don't create enemies.

Easier said than done with the worst of the loonys.

That loony that burnt my mate's house to the ground,
quite literally, wasn’t even an enemy of theirs, in fact
they didn’t know her at all. She somehow got the idea
that their house was infested with demons and torched
it for that reason. Maybe all that took was for them to
be away in Adelaide.


Ok, but extreme loonys who do thing like that are still very rare.


But the number of arseholes that choose to drop some turds or
something they light before they put it thru the letterbox arent.


But in the UK, we simply don't have that problem.


Obvious lie.

  #429  
Old September 19th 18, 08:51 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling,uk.rec.driving,uk.d-i-y,alt.home.repair
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"Jimmy Wilkinson Knife" wrote in message
news
On Wed, 19 Sep 2018 03:45:50 +0100, rbowman wrote:

On 09/18/2018 12:15 PM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Tue, 18 Sep 2018 16:04:40 +0100, devnull wrote:

On 09/18/2018 10:32 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Tue, 18 Sep 2018 03:45:53 +0100, rbowman
wrote:

On 09/17/2018 10:20 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
In civilised countries like the UK, we get our mail in our houses,
not
left outside in a box.

someone would nick it were it left outside. We only have that
problem in
the slums when the dindus have the day social security checks come
out
marked on their calendars. Direct deposit has almost made them turn
to
honest work. almost.

Not sure what your point is there. An outside box invites theft. An
inside box invites flammable stuff being poured inside. Neither would
happen in the UK. Neither helps if you live in a ********. But the
indoor slot means you don't have to remember or bother to check the
box.

.

You keep making the dumbest posts. You think we can't google?

http://www.mandatory.com/the-world/1...p-friends-home


What percentage of people do you believe that's happened to?


If you have the same personality IRL, I'd be surprised if you made it
through life without having your front room filled with liquified dog
****.


Most of the people I **** off are on the road, where they can't recognise
me :-)


Trivially fixed with a pic of your wreck of a car and a google
maps street view of your place on the local facebook groups.

  #430  
Old September 19th 18, 09:22 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling,uk.rec.driving,uk.d-i-y,alt.home.repair
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife[_2_]
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On Wed, 19 Sep 2018 20:51:02 +0100, Rod Speed wrote:



"Jimmy Wilkinson Knife" wrote in message
news
On Wed, 19 Sep 2018 03:45:50 +0100, rbowman wrote:

On 09/18/2018 12:15 PM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Tue, 18 Sep 2018 16:04:40 +0100, devnull wrote:

On 09/18/2018 10:32 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Tue, 18 Sep 2018 03:45:53 +0100, rbowman
wrote:

On 09/17/2018 10:20 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
In civilised countries like the UK, we get our mail in our houses,
not
left outside in a box.

someone would nick it were it left outside. We only have that
problem in
the slums when the dindus have the day social security checks come
out
marked on their calendars. Direct deposit has almost made them turn
to
honest work. almost.

Not sure what your point is there. An outside box invites theft. An
inside box invites flammable stuff being poured inside. Neither would
happen in the UK. Neither helps if you live in a ********. But the
indoor slot means you don't have to remember or bother to check the
box.

.

You keep making the dumbest posts. You think we can't google?

http://www.mandatory.com/the-world/1...p-friends-home


What percentage of people do you believe that's happened to?

If you have the same personality IRL, I'd be surprised if you made it
through life without having your front room filled with liquified dog
****.


Most of the people I **** off are on the road, where they can't recognise
me :-)


Trivially fixed with a pic of your wreck of a car and a google
maps street view of your place on the local facebook groups.


Most people here don't have dashcams, and they don't know where I live.

One arsehole (6 doors down) came to my house recently and yelled at me for overtaking him, quoting some bull**** about a temporary 20mph limit that nobody but him obeyed. He claimed he was going to show his dashcam footage to the police. I've waited 2 months and heard nothing, so I guess they told him to **** off.
 




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