Woo Hoooo I'm a DUMB ASS!!!!!

Finished planting the last of (9) Leyland Cypress trees in the back yard
(spaced far enough apart to slalom between ;-) and noticed the severed end
of a black cable sticking up.... Hmm. what is this and who would burry it
right THERE. Ohh, it was telephone cable! Danm!!!! ARRGH!!!!

J G wrote:
Finished planting the last of (9) Leyland Cypress trees in the back yard
(spaced far enough apart to slalom between ;-) and noticed the severed end
of a black cable sticking up.... Hmm. what is this and who would burry it
right THERE. Ohh, it was telephone cable! Danm!!!! ARRGH!!!!

I just drank a bottle of water.

J G wrote:
Finished planting the last of (9) Leyland Cypress trees in the back
yard (spaced far enough apart to slalom between ;-) and noticed the
severed end of a black cable sticking up.... Hmm. what is this and
who would burry it right THERE. Ohh, it was telephone cable! Danm!!!!
ARRGH!!!!

Ooh, hope that doesn't cost you too much.
I used to have to deal with that a bunch in my old job - I was the guy being
dispatched for a lot of locates because we owned a lot of cable in the area.
The worst would be when another department would need a hole "real quick"
and jump in the backhoe and dig up some cable. They hit fiber once and it
was like $20k when it was all said and done. Sitting in a muddy trench
splicing a 200 pair cable in the rain really sucks.

I bet you'll call before digging next time!

p e t e f a g e r l i n wrote:
J G wrote:
Finished planting the last of (9) Leyland Cypress trees in the back
yard (spaced far enough apart to slalom between ;-) and noticed the
severed end of a black cable sticking up.... Hmm. what is this and
who would burry it right THERE. Ohh, it was telephone cable!
Danm!!!! ARRGH!!!!

I just drank a bottle of water.

You're out of control, dude!

J G wrote:
Finished planting the last of (9) Leyland Cypress trees in the back
yard (spaced far enough apart to slalom between ;-) and noticed the
severed end of a black cable sticking up.... Hmm. what is this and
who would burry it right THERE. Ohh, it was telephone cable! Danm!!!!
ARRGH!!!!

you should've said, "hold my beer and watch this...."


penny

"pas" wrote in message
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J G wrote:
Finished planting the last of (9) Leyland Cypress trees in the back
yard (spaced far enough apart to slalom between ;-) and noticed the
severed end of a black cable sticking up.... Hmm. what is this and
who would burry it right THERE. Ohh, it was telephone cable! Danm!!!!
ARRGH!!!!

you should've said, "hold my beer and watch this...."

I used to know people that's said that.

"mojo deluxe" wrote in message
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"pas" wrote in message
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J G wrote:
Finished planting the last of (9) Leyland Cypress trees in the back
yard (spaced far enough apart to slalom between ;-) and noticed the
severed end of a black cable sticking up.... Hmm. what is this and
who would burry it right THERE. Ohh, it was telephone cable! Danm!!!!
ARRGH!!!!

you should've said, "hold my beer and watch this...."

I used to know people that's said that.


But "beer helps us think"

"Porn Shop Stiffy"
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"mojo deluxe" wrote in message
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"pas" wrote in message
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J G wrote:
Finished planting the last of (9) Leyland Cypress trees in the back
yard (spaced far enough apart to slalom between ;-) and noticed the
severed end of a black cable sticking up.... Hmm. what is this and
who would burry it right THERE. Ohh, it was telephone cable!
Danm!!!!
ARRGH!!!!

you should've said, "hold my beer and watch this...."

I used to know people that's said that.


But "beer helps us think"

A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo, much
like the brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. The
slowest buffalo are the sick and weak so they die off first, making it
possible for the herd to move at a faster pace. Like the buffalo the
weak, slow brain cells are the ones that are killed off by excessive
beer drinking and socializing, making the brain operate faster.

The moral of the story, drink more beer, it will make you smarter.

On Wed, 08 Sep 2004 21:19:57 GMT, p e t e f a g e r l i n =

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J G wrote:
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right THERE. Ohh, it was telephone cable! Danm!!!! ARRGH!!!!

I just drank a bottle of water.


So cruel, but funny!

-- =

Slacker

Ooh, hope that doesn't cost you too much.

Nope, I called Dig-Safe......
This apparently was an extra coil or two of cable they just threw out there
instead of trimming the ends at the end of the pull. SO when they came out
to mark the burried lines this was not marked.


Sitting in a muddy trench
splicing a 200 pair cable in the rain really sucks.

No doubt, I hate terminating fiber regardless of the circumstances... unless
I'm making tripple-time, then, maybe it's okay.