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You can teach Monkeys to drive better than that
NASA put monkeys in to space because they could punch buttons in response to flashing lights. So how come 2.4 million motorists every year cannot relate a number on a pole to the dial in their car? And that is only the ones who are caught with the 10%+2mph leeway.
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On 15/05/2021 12:42 pm, Mike Collins wrote:
NASA put monkeys in to space because they could punch buttons in response to flashing lights. So how come 2.4 million motorists every year cannot relate a number on a pole to the dial in their car? And that is only the ones who are caught with the 10%+2mph leeway. Why are motorists allowed to vote? Were the monkeys cyclists before being trained to "punch buttons"? One supposes that they must have been. After all, they didn't have driving licences. |
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On Saturday, May 15, 2021 at 12:42:42 PM UTC+1, Mike Collins wrote:
NASA put monkeys in to space because they could punch buttons in response to flashing lights. So how come 2.4 million motorists every year cannot relate a number on a pole to the dial in their car? And that is only the ones who are caught with the 10%+2mph leeway. I suppose most drivers would use the "defence" that "well everbody does it" so it must be socially acceptable, like using a phone behind the wheel. When they are caught and fined, they all bleat about it being SO unfair. |
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You can teach Monkeys to drive better than that
On Saturday, 15 May 2021 at 16:51:45 UTC+1, JNugent wrote:
On 15/05/2021 12:42 pm, Mike Collins wrote: NASA put monkeys in to space because they could punch buttons in response to flashing lights. So how come 2.4 million motorists every year cannot relate a number on a pole to the dial in their car? And that is only the ones who are caught with the 10%+2mph leeway. Why are motorists allowed to vote? Were the monkeys cyclists before being trained to "punch buttons"? One supposes that they must have been. After all, they didn't have driving licences. Hook, line, sinker, rod and copy of Angling Times. |
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On Saturday, 15 May 2021 at 17:09:55 UTC+1, wrote:
On Saturday, May 15, 2021 at 12:42:42 PM UTC+1, Mike Collins wrote: NASA put monkeys in to space because they could punch buttons in response to flashing lights. So how come 2.4 million motorists every year cannot relate a number on a pole to the dial in their car? And that is only the ones who are caught with the 10%+2mph leeway. I suppose most drivers would use the "defence" that "well everbody does it" so it must be socially acceptable, like using a phone behind the wheel. When they are caught and fined, they all bleat about it being SO unfair. Motorists only break the law when forced to swerve to avoid an unlit cyclist. Over 5 million unlit cyclists had to be avoided by law abiding red light jumping motorists in London last year. |
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