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Presidential Unicyclist Poll
OK, here it is--the most important Poll of the U.S. Presidential Election! It is not a political poll. It is a unicycle poll. For unicyclists. About the future of unicycling in America, and, the world. Question: Which of the presidential candidates is more likely to ride the unicycle? Of course I listed Mr. Bush and Mr. Kerry, one of whom shall become the next unicyclist-in-chief. One of them will win, certainly. I also added Mr. Nader (he will NOT win, this is also very certain) only to avoid those annoying posts from people saying "Oh, what about Nader, You didn't put Nader in, Nader, Nader..." so he's there too. Like I said, this is not supposed to be political. Just think as deeply as you can, and try to imagine which one of these guys could actually become a unicyclist. Even if you normally favor Bush, but do think that Kerry is more likely to get on a Giraffe, you have to vote for the unicyclist here. Or, if you are a die hard Kerry supporter, but, you have to admit, Bush will look pretty natural on that Hunter, you too must vote for the unicyclist. It's important... Personally, I am undecided on this question. I can imagine Bush on a Muni--I can also imagine Bush dressed up in a flight suit--would it be for real? Kerry seemes to be more of a trials man, but would his unicycling triumph be based on 30 year old pictures of him doing hops with an ancient schwinn? Nader? Oh, come on, he rides a bike, (a very safe one though...) One guy who is not on the poll is Howard Dean. Like him or not, you have to give him a bit of unicyclist's slack--this is a man who changed his religion because of a bike path dispute. Now THAT is a unicyclist (even if Dr Dean does not know it himself). I have no problem imagining him on ANY unicycle--his campaign was "totally unicycle," when you think about it, in my opinion.... But he's out of the race.... For you cowards out there (and for myself because I can not decide between Bush and Kerry due to the unicycle question) I leave open an undecided option. Vote! And everyone, all ages, all nationalities are invited! Who will freemount that golden Coker and ride it into the White House?! --Ted. -- wheelie_big_wheel HOOKED on a HOOKWORM--that's ME! ------------------------------------------------------------------------ wheelie_big_wheel's Profile: http://www.unicyclist.com/profile/7491 View this thread: http://www.unicyclist.com/thread/34649 |
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OK, here it is--the most important Poll of the U.S. Presidential Election! It is not a political poll. It is a unicycle poll. For unicyclists. About the future of unicycling in America, and, the world. Question: Which of the presidential candidates is more likely to ride the unicycle? Of course I listed Mr. Bush and Mr. Kerry, one of whom shall become the next unicyclist-in-chief. One of them will win, certainly. I also added Mr. Nader (he will NOT win, this is also very certain) only to avoid those annoying posts from people saying "Oh, what about Nader, You didn't put Nader in, Nader, Nader..." so he's there too. Like I said, this is not supposed to be political. Just think as deeply as you can, and try to imagine which one of these guys could actually become a unicyclist. Even if you normally favor Bush, but do think that Kerry is more likely to get on a Giraffe, you have to vote for the unicyclist here. Or, if you are a die hard Kerry supporter, but, you have to admit, Bush will look pretty natural on that Hunter, you too must vote for the unicyclist. It's important... Personally, I am undecided on this question. I can imagine Bush on a Muni--I can also imagine Bush dressed up in a flight suit--would it be for real? Kerry seemes to be more of a trials man, but would his unicycling triumph be based on 30 year old pictures of him doing hops with an ancient schwinn? Nader? Oh, come on, he rides a bike, (a very safe one though...) One guy who is not on the poll is Howard Dean. Like him or not, you have to give him a bit of unicyclist's slack--this is a man who changed his religion because of a bike path dispute. Now THAT is a unicyclist (even if Dr Dean does not know it himself). I have no problem imagining him on ANY unicycle--his campaign was "totally unicycle," when you think about it, in my opinion.... But he's out of the race.... For you cowards out there (and for myself because I can not decide between Bush and Kerry due to the unicycle question) I leave open an undecided option. Vote! And everyone, all ages, all nationalities are invited! Who will freemount that golden Coker and ride it into the White House?! --Ted. -- wheelie_big_wheel HOOKED on a HOOKWORM--that's ME! ------------------------------------------------------------------------ wheelie_big_wheel's Profile: http://www.unicyclist.com/profile/7491 View this thread: http://www.unicyclist.com/thread/34649 |
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