Front Mech is a total ******.

On 10/07/2011 12:06, Squashme wrote:


Bottling out again tomorrow then, are you? Which excuse will you use?

What excuse will the delusional idiot use?

--
Dave - Cyclists VOR. "Many people barely recognise the bicycle as a
legitimate mode of transport; it is either a toy for children or a
vehicle fit only for the poor and/or strange," Dave Horton - Lancaster
University

On Jul 10, 12:25*pm, Dave - Cyclists VOR
wrote:
On 10/07/2011 12:14, Simon Mason wrote:

On Jul 10, 12:06 pm, Ricky *wrote:

Are you going to tell Hagfish, Peter, or shall I? I will be FM's stand
in: you are coming arent't you DAve to the Best Western Hotel that you
deny is a Best Western Hotel. 14:30?-

That is 1430 BST, to eliminate any further wriggling.

Front Mech/ Bikeblokey exists only as a figment of your delusional
imagination.

Now what about my two challenges - they exist in the real world.

You have yet to verbally abuse a cyclist to his face, or have you
forgotten that as well?
You have a second and last chance to salvage any credibility tomorrow.

--
Simon Mason

On Jul 10, 12:27*pm, Dave - Cyclists VOR
wrote:
On 10/07/2011 12:06, Squashme wrote:



Bottling out again tomorrow then, are you? Which excuse will you use?

What excuse will the delusional idiot use?


OK, your phrasing works better, Bottler. It shows you trying to
distance yourself from the whole embarassment.
Will you be taking a camera to record the meeting/absence?

On Sat, 9 Jul 2011 23:14:54 -0700 (PDT), Simon Mason
wrote:

On Jul 10, 12:49*am, Dave - Cyclists VOR
wrote:
There's a worm at the bottom of the garden
And his name is Wriggly Woo
There's a worm at the bottom of the garden
And all that he can do
Is wriggle all night
And wriggle all day
Whatever else the people do say
There's a worm at the bottom of the garden
And his name is Tomm Cwispin


Oh dear - must be the whisky he got for his birthday, poor old soak.
I've always said that spirits are the slippery slope to madness


Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear : yet another fine own goal.

How much do *you* drink each and every week?

--
Simple Simon Mason - who cycles at 25mph in 20mph limits just because the limits do not apply to cyclists.
This includes exceeding the speed limit past three schools. A total disregard for the well-being of vulnerable road users.
The actions of a true psycholist.

On Sun, 10 Jul 2011 04:12:04 -0700 (PDT), Simon Mason
wrote:

On Jul 10, 11:34*am, Dave - Cyclists VOR
wrote:

Oh dear - must be the whisky he got for his birthday, poor old soak.
I've always said that spirits are the slippery slope to madness

But 7 pints a night are fine?


Obviously - up at 5-00 am
At work at 6-30 am.


I met someone who was an alcoholic - he kicked it seven years ago and was now
an AA volunteer.

He said most alcoholics were in denial - and one of their favourite excuses was
that they held down a regular job.

01482 830083


Simple really - another own goal.

--
Simple Simon Mason - who cycles at 25mph in 20mph limits just because the limits do not apply to cyclists.
This includes exceeding the speed limit past three schools. A total disregard for the well-being of vulnerable road users.
The actions of a true psycholist.

On Sun, 10 Jul 2011 10:22:39 +0000 (UTC), Peter Keller
wrote:

On Sat, 09 Jul 2011 16:19:30 +0100, Judith wrote:

It is known as the Porky Chapman defence.

Hagfish play an important role in the ocean’s ecosystem, getting rid of
(e.g., eating) decaying material on the sea floor. As a biological
oceanographer, I'm intrigued by the functions lifeforms perform in the
deep.

****** - caught out again were you.

--
Peter Keller invented the persona Front Mech
so that he could vent his spleen when he was losing the plot (which is very often)
Having been caught out with Front Mech - he then invented Ricky Bikeblokey.

On 10/07/2011 12:41, Squashme wrote:
On Jul 10, 12:27 pm, Dave - Cyclists
wrote:
On 10/07/2011 12:06, Squashme wrote:



Bottling out again tomorrow then, are you? Which excuse will you use?

What excuse will the delusional idiot use?


OK, your phrasing works better, Bottler. It shows you trying to
distance yourself from the whole embarassment.
Will you be taking a camera to record the meeting/absence?

No, I won't be attending am imaginary meeting with a delusional idiot
with a poor grasp of reality.

He won't be there either.

--
Dave - Cyclists VOR. "Many people barely recognise the bicycle as a
legitimate mode of transport; it is either a toy for children or a
vehicle fit only for the poor and/or strange," Dave Horton - Lancaster
University

On 10/07/2011 12:13, Simon Mason wrote:
On Jul 10, 11:40 am, Dave - Cyclists
wrote:

What do you do for a living - so I can take the **** out of that?


He unblocks khazis and puts shelves up.
In your own time.

Oh I wish I was a low level lab rat scab.
--
Dave - Cyclists VOR. "Many people barely recognise the bicycle as a
legitimate mode of transport; it is either a toy for children or a
vehicle fit only for the poor and/or strange," Dave Horton - Lancaster
University

On Jul 10, 1:04*pm, Dave - Cyclists VOR
wrote:
On 10/07/2011 12:41, Squashme wrote: On Jul 10, 12:27 pm, Dave - Cyclists
wrote:
On 10/07/2011 12:06, Squashme wrote:

Bottling out again tomorrow then, are you? Which excuse will you use?

What excuse will the delusional idiot use?

OK, your phrasing works better, Bottler. It shows you trying to
distance yourself from the whole embarassment.
Will you be taking a camera to record the meeting/absence?

No, I won't be attending am imaginary meeting with a delusional idiot
with a poor grasp of reality.

He won't be there either.

--
Dave - Cyclists VOR. "Many people barely recognise the bicycle as a
legitimate mode of transport; it is either a toy for children or a
vehicle fit only for the poor and/or strange," Dave Horton - Lancaster
University

You are a chicken-**** bottler! I will be there. I will post proof if
I miss you.

On Jul 10, 12:13*pm, Simon Mason wrote:
On Jul 10, 11:40*am, Dave - Cyclists VOR
wrote:



What do you do for a living - so I can take the **** out of that?

Heunblockskhazisand puts shelves up.
In your own time.

--
Simon Mason

Oh, you sound so hard, do you have thighs like tugboats, no neck, wear
a dodgy suit & stand outside run down clubs saying, ' you can't come
in 'ear mate, with those twainers'?