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What Makes ARBR's TROLL Tic?
Too bad you couldn't spend more time writing about the cool trikes you sell
than making creative doggerell (sp?) about good old Eddy the crabby. "LoGo USA" wrote in message ups.com... Hey guys - Mike wrote: I enjoyed your run here. [If] you still have the [poem] with the line mentioning 'red face, brown feet' ... add it to the temporary page, please? Thanks! There is now an HTML version at: http://www.logo-us.com/pow/chaff.htm If anyone else wants to make a personal reply or request any others of those snippy snippets, it might be more efficient and less irritating to some members of the group if you send me a personal email. The address is, of course, all over my website and repeated below in two forms, one of which should be readable in whatever form you view ARBR postings: or wayne at logo-us dot com The character between 'logo' and 'us' is a hyphen (short dash), usually the key just to the right of the 0 (ZERO) key on a US alpha keyboard. I'm happy to try to provide whatever you'd like, if you can describe it well enough for me to dig it out, in either plain text (ASCII), rich text format (RTF) or HTML. Regards, Wayne ----== Posted via Newsfeeds.Com - Unlimited-Uncensored-Secure Usenet News==---- http://www.newsfeeds.com The #1 Newsgroup Service in the World! 120,000+ Newsgroups ----= East and West-Coast Server Farms - Total Privacy via Encryption =---- |
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What Makes ARBR's TROLL Tic?
Hey -
Responding to gotbent's statement: Too bad you couldn't spend more time writing about the cool trikes you sell than [peevish poetry]. Of course, this forum is primarily for bikes rather than trikes, and also recognizing that I am in the business, I rarely initiate any thread or input that might be considered sales propaganda. However, I have tried to be responsive to any threads where I felt I had something to contribute. Post poetry, I will still participate in trike related discussions, particularly those where someone is looking for accurate technical information, or where any reasonable poster makes comments that I feel should be better explained, expanded or even disputed. Most of my posts to ARBR in the future are likely to be made as somewhat of a spokesperson for our local recumbent cycling group. But... I LOVE to discuss trikes in any appropriate venue, and that isn't very likely to change anytime soon!! Regards, Wayne |
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"LoGo USA" wrote in message oups.com... Hey - Responding to gotbent's statement: There is no reason to state who you are responding to if you would post correctly. But HEY, is it OK if the rest of us read what you have written or are you too exclusive for that? Too bad you couldn't spend more time writing about the cool trikes you sell than [peevish poetry]. Here is what gotbent wrote: Too bad you couldn't spend more time writing about the cool trikes you sell than making creative doggerell (sp?) about good old Eddy the crabby. The rest of us do not appreciate cretins who alter someone else's message for any purpose whatsoever. Who the hell does this Wayne Leggett think he is? Only scoundrels and knaves do that sort of thing. Even I, Ed Dolan the Great, do not do this although I could easily correct and improve on everyone's message. I let others say what they want to say in their own words. That is because I am honorable besides being Great. Ed, if I do say so myself, you are just too GOOD for this group! Yea, I am Ed Dolan the Good! Of course, this forum is primarily for bikes rather than trikes, and also recognizing that I am in the business, I rarely initiate any thread or input that might be considered sales propaganda. This freaking forum known as ARBR is as much about recumbent trikes as it is about recumbent bikes. Try to get your head screwed on straight, why don't you? However, I have tried to be responsive to any threads where I felt I had something to contribute. Post poetry, I will still participate in trike related discussions, particularly those where someone is looking for accurate technical information, or where any reasonable poster makes comments that I feel should be better explained, expanded or even disputed. Most of my posts to ARBR in the future are likely to be made as somewhat of a spokesperson for our local recumbent cycling group. But... I LOVE to discuss trikes in any appropriate venue, and that isn't very likely to change anytime soon!! Yes, forget your freaking poetry since you can't stay off the subjects of **** and cum for more than a few stanzas. No one enjoys reading your verse anyway, which, if you weren't such an idiot, you would know. -- Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota aka Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota |
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In article , Edward Dolan
wrote: "LoGo USA" wrote in message oups.com... Hi guys (and bye guys) - I'm gonna toss the TROLL a bone, Herewith the poopy poet's gone - Not 'going soon' or 'leaving, but...' I'm outahere; the door is shut. Please don't expect the TROLL to follow; His farewells ring a little hollow. For those who'd like a longer version, And who don't share the TROLL's aversion To links submitted with a post, Please click. I think you'll find at most Another browser window open - No cookies, worms or spyware gropin'. http://www.logo-us.com/pow/arbr.htm This link will last for one fortnight, Then all the TROLL rhymes leave my site. The task I'd hoped to do's not done, But still... I hope you had some fun. Wow, not a single allusion to **** and cum (except for "poopy poet"). How can this be when his many other verses are just full of it? I can only conclude that the above was not written by Wayne Leggett at all, but rather by an impostor. The real Wayne Leggett could never write more than a stanza without getting heavily into **** and cum. But in any event, Wayne Leggett, the Poet of **** and Cum, will never be missed on this newsgroup... Who ****ed in your wine champ? |
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Hey guys -
Thanks for the (appropriately private) replies about the poems I had posted here at ARBR. If anyone else wants another clip, especially after this month, and doesn't want to dig through one of the archives to find it, again, please ping me and I'll try to help. I've had two folks ask for the parody of a wild west shootout, so I'm posting a link to an updated version of that poem with this message. Have fun! http://www.logo-us.com/pow/dodge.htm NOTE: Folks, please just do your best to ignore the profusion of one poster's annoying intrusions voicing his delusions about non-existent allusions to bodily exclusions in my recent posts. He who insists (repeatedly, incessantly, as with virtually every other comment he has ever made): ... I am ALWAYS [all caps original] responsive... has yet to respond to Slugger's week-old question: Who ****ed in your wine champ? One can only suppose that with (at least some vintages of) Liquor Sellers Red Nose varietal, (aka jug wine, with "fruit-forward taste"?), it must be pretty hard to tell if anyone has. Perhaps only a conspicuous consumer would post this pompous piece on the 'Urgent Advice' thread: I shall henceforth make it my mission to POUNCE on Tom Sherman for each and every error that he makes posting to ARBR... I was not a Great Reader all my life for nothing. I think that last sentence would be much clearer if it read: "I am not now nor have I ever been a great proofeader - all my life, for anything." Apparently the poster completely forgot that earlier the same day he had given us these two consecutive sentences in the 'Joneses' thread: [YADA YADA] better off then [sic] the common run of men like you and I. Why can't Jeff Grippe be humble like me [MORE YADA YADA] Of course, most of us don't really care whether it's 'like I' or 'like me'. We'd mostly like this to be a forum for recumbent cyclists, not pedantic proofreader wannabes or Nitpickers Anonymous. But if I can make one exception: The poster I find truly aggravating says he is 'great', when clearly he means 'grating'. Regards, Wayne |
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"LoGo USA" wrote in message oups.com... [...] NOTE: Folks, please just do your best to ignore the profusion of one poster's annoying intrusions voicing his delusions about non-existent allusions to bodily exclusions in my recent posts. He who insists (repeatedly, incessantly, as with virtually every other comment he has ever made): ... I am ALWAYS [all caps original] responsive... has yet to respond to Slugger's week-old question: Who ****ed in your wine champ? I do not respond ever to total inanity, which is all that Slugger is ever into these days. But he was ALWAYS an idiot in any event. One can only suppose that with (at least some vintages of) Liquor Sellers Red Nose varietal, (aka jug wine, with "fruit-forward taste"?), it must be pretty hard to tell if anyone has. Perhaps only a conspicuous consumer would post this pompous piece on the 'Urgent Advice' thread: Everyone whom I have ever told about Livingston Cellars Red Rose (I think this is a Gallo product) agree with me that it is a superior wine. You can get 1 gallon of it for only $10. That should last just about anyone the entire day. You really do need such a vino if you are posting to a bunch of idiots such as infest a newsgroup like ARBR. I shall henceforth make it my mission to POUNCE on Tom Sherman for each and every error that he makes posting to ARBR... I was not a Great Reader all my life for nothing. I think that last sentence would be much clearer if it read: "I am not now nor have I ever been a great proofeader - all my life, for anything." Apparently the poster completely forgot that earlier the same day he had given us these two consecutive sentences in the 'Joneses' thread: Every message of mine is sui generis. What I have previously said may or may not have any relationship to what is presently being said. Elementary, my dear Watson! If I said things how you say them, I would come across as constipated and asinine. That I have no wish to do, so if you don't mind I will continue to say things in the Great Ed Dolan way, a style which others can only admire from a far but never imitate. Unlike you, I am an original. [YADA YADA] better off then [sic] the common run of men like you and I. Why can't Jeff Grippe be humble like me [MORE YADA YADA] "then" is nothing but a typo. I use "then" and "than" thousands of times so I must know the difference, don't you think? Of course, most of us don't really care whether it's 'like I' or 'like me'. We'd mostly like this to be a forum for recumbent cyclists, not pedantic proofreader wannabes or Nitpickers Anonymous. But if I can make one exception: The poster I find truly aggravating says he is 'great', when clearly he means 'grating'. "Like me" is what I meant to say, and so I said it. If I had meant to say "like I", then I would have said it. Jeez! You say things the way you want to say them and I will do the same. When I say "I", I am referencing my Greater Greatness; when I say "me", I am only referencing my Lessor Greatness. But all you ever have to know is my Greatness. Whether Greater or Lessor, it is all beyond you and need not concern you overly much. My Greatness is for my peers to appreciate who are few and far between and there are not any on this newsgroup (let alone you), otherwise known as ARBR (Alternate Rejected Bicyclists Retarded). -- Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota aka Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota |
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LoGo USA wrote:
...We'd mostly like this to be a forum for recumbent cyclists, not pedantic proofreader wannabes or Nitpickers Anonymous.... We will even allow posts about recumbent trikes, even though this is alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent. ^^^^^^^^ -- Tom Sherman - Fox River Valley Blue Earth Cycles Dragonflyer [TM] |
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"Sunset Lowracer [TM] Fanatic" wrote in message oups.com... LoGo USA wrote: ...We'd mostly like this to be a forum for recumbent cyclists, not pedantic proofreader wannabes or Nitpickers Anonymous.... We will even allow posts about recumbent trikes, even though this is alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent. ^^^^^^^^ -- Tom Sherman - Fox River Valley Blue Earth Cycles Dragonflyer [TM] Blue Earth is a town not too far from fabled Worthington here on the tall grass prairie of southern Minnesota. It was called Blue Earth because the soil was so black it appeared blue. The only other area on earth which also has extensive soils like this is Ukraine. The soil is called Prairie and Chernozem. It is not see Naples and die, it is see the soil of Blue Earth and die! I am going to be buried under the richest soil mankind has ever known on this earth. -- Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota aka Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota |
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