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  #131  
Old August 1st 18, 01:38 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling,alt.war.vietnam,alt.support.depression
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife[_2_]
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On Wed, 01 Aug 2018 13:13:03 +0100, David wrote:



"Jimmy Wilkinson Knife" wrote in message
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On Wed, 01 Aug 2018 05:58:59 +0100, David wrote:

its debbie's foot


Who is Debbie and how many feet is her foot?

9


Doesn't that make her tread on her own toes?
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  #132  
Old August 1st 18, 01:43 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling,alt.war.vietnam
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On Wed, 01 Aug 2018 10:57:41 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 31.07.2018 13:02, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Tue, 31 Jul 2018 10:06:34 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 30.07.2018 12:13, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Mon, 30 Jul 2018 09:53:56 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 29.07.2018 12:00, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 29 Jul 2018 10:04:18 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 28.07.2018 13:41, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 28 Jul 2018 11:40:08 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 27.07.2018 13:35, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
Treehugging ignorant moron.

Thanks greatly for that excellent compliment coming from YOU.
Especially as it is from YOU!
Now please ejaculate in my direction the further excellent
accolade of being a weed, a fungus, and the dregs of this earth.

It really is a very great compliment to be called a treehugging
ignorant moron by YOU.
Especially by YOU.
And I have no ****ing interest in looking good in YOUR eyes.
After all I ride a bicycle.
And we all know what YOU think of bicyclists. You think they are
the ****witted pits of humanity.
And because it is YOU who think that, that is an extremely
great compliment.
We must be doing something right.

Why do people insult others?
An insult can be interpreted as an attempt to reduce the social
status of the recipient and raise the relative status of the
insulter.
No, it's because you're wrong.
Once again, Thanks greatly for that excellent compliment of
Treehugging ignorant moron.
The fact that you call me a Treehugging ignorant moron. has
nothing to do with whether I am right or wrong.
You only honour me with that excellent epithet because you fear
that you may be losing some argument , so you introduce an
irrelevancy in order to make you think that you are omehow better
than me.
So I still take it as a great compliment.
No, I say it because all green people are incorrect.

They might be, but that is independent of them being Treehugging
ignorant morons
So now please throw me the further excellent epithet of being a
stench, a revulsion, and a big suck on a sour lemon.
If they are green they are by definition treehuggers.
Sez you. Blah!

No not me, it's the meaning of the word.


What word?


"Treehugger", do keep up at the back.

If they are wrong they are by definition ignorant morons.
Ignorant moron has nothing to do with being wrong.

If you're ignorant of something, you'll be wrong about it. If you're
ignorant of the earth being round, you'll think it's flat.


Bullenscheiße.
If I am ignorant of something I simply do not know something. By
definition that omething could be anything, right or wrong.


If I ask Mr Smith about Quantum mechanics and he says he has no idea, I
would not call him ignorant. However if I ask Mr Jones and he gives me
the wrong answer, some bull**** propagated by the media, then I would call
him ignorant.

I am really glad I am an ignorant moron according to you.
Now please throw me the further excellent honour of having crawled out
of a mutant maggot egg rejected by an evil scientist as being below
his low standards.

Have you got that strange fetish where you enjoy having abuse shouted
at you?


Why yes!
If all you can do to win your arguments is to shout compliments at me


I have never complimented you.

it indicates to me that you are afraid you may be wrong, but are not man
enough to admit it and thus try to convince yourself that you are
somehow a better peron than I am.


No, I'm just pointing out you're wrong.

Therefore I take such blatherings as compliments and an admission of
failure by you, and an attempt (failed) to bully me into your line of
thought.
Hence my "Hitler" comment very early in this thread.
If you think I am wrong, just say it with evidence of why I am wrong.
Adding irrelevancies such as "treehugging ignorant moron" adds nothing
to the conversation. All it does its show your utter intolerance of
anyone who may be different from you.


It's clear to everyone with a brain that the green movement is a complete
and utter waste of time.

NOw I will get on my bike.
Oh the clear air!
And we all know what YOU think of bicyclists. You think they are the
****witted pits of humanity.
And because it is YOU who think that, that is an extremely great
compliment.
We must be doing something right.

No, I'm fine with normal cyclists. What I don't like are the ones
that dress up like they're in the Tour de France, using flashing
headlamps in broad daylight, cycle on a busy road when there's a clear
pavement right next to them, and wear pansy helmets because they
haven't learned not to fall off yet.


That is their right.


And it's my right to intimidate them with my larger vehicle. You know
those roads where the council are cheapskates and don't steamroll the road
afterwards, so you can throw stones in cyclist's faces? :-)

At least they are on a bike.


And take 5 times longer to get to their destination, and can't carry so
much stuff.
  #133  
Old August 1st 18, 04:25 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling,alt.war.vietnam,alt.support.depression
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"Jimmy Wilkinson Knife" wrote in message
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On Wed, 01 Aug 2018 13:13:03 +0100, David wrote:



"Jimmy Wilkinson Knife" wrote in message
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On Wed, 01 Aug 2018 05:58:59 +0100, David wrote:

its debbie's foot


Who is Debbie and how many feet is her foot?

9


Doesn't that make her tread on her own toes?

I wear a 10 1/2.

  #134  
Old August 1st 18, 05:00 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling,alt.war.vietnam,alt.support.depression
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife[_2_]
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On Wed, 01 Aug 2018 16:25:42 +0100, David wrote:



"Jimmy Wilkinson Knife" wrote in message
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On Wed, 01 Aug 2018 13:13:03 +0100, David wrote:



"Jimmy Wilkinson Knife" wrote in message
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On Wed, 01 Aug 2018 05:58:59 +0100, David wrote:

its debbie's foot


Who is Debbie and how many feet is her foot?

9


Doesn't that make her tread on her own toes?

I wear a 10 1/2.


Size is not equal to length of foot in feet.
  #135  
Old August 1st 18, 05:03 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling,alt.war.vietnam,alt.support.depression
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On 2018-08-01 9:00 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Wed, 01 Aug 2018 16:25:42 +0100, David wrote:



"Jimmy Wilkinson Knife"* wrote in message
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On Wed, 01 Aug 2018 13:13:03 +0100, David wrote:



"Jimmy Wilkinson Knife"* wrote in message
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On Wed, 01 Aug 2018 05:58:59 +0100, David wrote:

its debbie's foot

Who is Debbie and how many feet is her foot?

9


Doesn't that make her tread on her own toes?

I wear a 10 1/2.


Size is not equal to length of foot in feet.


yes it is
  #136  
Old August 1st 18, 05:50 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling,alt.war.vietnam,alt.support.depression
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife[_2_]
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On Wed, 01 Aug 2018 17:03:08 +0100, % wrote:

On 2018-08-01 9:00 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Wed, 01 Aug 2018 16:25:42 +0100, David wrote:



"Jimmy Wilkinson Knife" wrote in message
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On Wed, 01 Aug 2018 13:13:03 +0100, David wrote:



"Jimmy Wilkinson Knife" wrote in message
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On Wed, 01 Aug 2018 05:58:59 +0100, David wrote:

its debbie's foot

Who is Debbie and how many feet is her foot?

9

Doesn't that make her tread on her own toes?

I wear a 10 1/2.

Size is not equal to length of foot in feet.


yes it is


Anyone with a 10.5 foot foot would only be able to get work as a clown.
  #137  
Old August 1st 18, 07:22 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling,alt.war.vietnam,alt.support.depression
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"Jimmy Wilkinson Knife" wrote in message
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On Wed, 01 Aug 2018 17:03:08 +0100, % wrote:

On 2018-08-01 9:00 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Wed, 01 Aug 2018 16:25:42 +0100, David wrote:



"Jimmy Wilkinson Knife" wrote in message
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On Wed, 01 Aug 2018 13:13:03 +0100, David wrote:



"Jimmy Wilkinson Knife" wrote in message
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On Wed, 01 Aug 2018 05:58:59 +0100, David wrote:

its debbie's foot

Who is Debbie and how many feet is her foot?

9

Doesn't that make her tread on her own toes?

I wear a 10 1/2.

Size is not equal to length of foot in feet.


yes it is


Anyone with a 10.5 foot foot would only be able to get work as a clown.

my foot size is 10 1/2" in size

  #138  
Old August 1st 18, 11:52 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling,alt.war.vietnam,alt.support.depression
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife[_2_]
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Default Everyone KEEPS having Endless Fun Beating the **** out of PoorHelpless Gay Goran Razovic! LOL

On Wed, 01 Aug 2018 19:22:26 +0100, David wrote:



"Jimmy Wilkinson Knife" wrote in message
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On Wed, 01 Aug 2018 17:03:08 +0100, % wrote:

On 2018-08-01 9:00 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Wed, 01 Aug 2018 16:25:42 +0100, David wrote:



"Jimmy Wilkinson Knife" wrote in message
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On Wed, 01 Aug 2018 13:13:03 +0100, David wrote:



"Jimmy Wilkinson Knife" wrote in message
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On Wed, 01 Aug 2018 05:58:59 +0100, David wrote:

its debbie's foot

Who is Debbie and how many feet is her foot?

9

Doesn't that make her tread on her own toes?

I wear a 10 1/2.
Size is not equal to length of foot in feet.


yes it is


Anyone with a 10.5 foot foot would only be able to get work as a clown.

my foot size is 10 1/2" in size


" isn't feet.
' is feet.
  #139  
Old August 2nd 18, 12:23 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling,alt.war.vietnam,alt.support.depression
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On 2018-08-01 3:52 PM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Wed, 01 Aug 2018 19:22:26 +0100, David wrote:



"Jimmy Wilkinson Knife"* wrote in message
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On Wed, 01 Aug 2018 17:03:08 +0100, % wrote:

On 2018-08-01 9:00 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Wed, 01 Aug 2018 16:25:42 +0100, David wrote:



"Jimmy Wilkinson Knife"* wrote in message
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On Wed, 01 Aug 2018 13:13:03 +0100, David wrote:



"Jimmy Wilkinson Knife"* wrote in message
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On Wed, 01 Aug 2018 05:58:59 +0100, David wrote:

its debbie's foot

Who is Debbie and how many feet is her foot?

9

Doesn't that make her tread on her own toes?

I wear a 10 1/2.
*Size is not equal to length of foot in feet.

yes it is


Anyone with a 10.5 foot foot would only be able to get work as a clown.

my foot size is 10 1/2" in size


" isn't feet.
' is feet.



i foot is one foot ,
two feet is two feet ,
when you catch a fish ,
one foot is three feet
  #140  
Old August 2nd 18, 10:45 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling,alt.war.vietnam
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On 01.08.2018 13:46, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Wed, 01 Aug 2018 10:49:07 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 31.07.2018 13:02, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Tue, 31 Jul 2018 10:02:26 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 30.07.2018 12:14, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Mon, 30 Jul 2018 09:50:07 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 29.07.2018 12:01, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 29 Jul 2018 09:59:25 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 28.07.2018 13:42, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 28 Jul 2018 11:33:55 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 27.07.2018 14:22, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Fri, 27 Jul 2018 09:26:22 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 26.07.2018 15:19, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Thu, 26 Jul 2018 09:40:21 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 25.07.2018 21:44, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Wed, 25 Jul 2018 09:33:52 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 24.07.2018 15:05, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Tue, 24 Jul 2018 09:37:47 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 23.07.2018 23:03, JNugent wrote:
On 23/07/2018 20:05, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 20:19:09 +0100, Peter Keller

wrote:

On 22.07.2018 18:23, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 15:20:43 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 22:09, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 20:46:42 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 21:21, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 18:46:19 +0100, Colonel
Edmund J. Burke
wrote:

On 7/21/2018 9:33 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 14:23:36 +0100, Bruce
'Not Glug' Lee
wrote:

Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:
On 7/21/2018 6:07 AM, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee
wrote:
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 22:28:50 +0100,
Peter Keller

wrote:
On 20.07.2018 21:24, Jimmy Wilkinson
Knife wrote:

Â* Why would an adult let an anywho
ride their bike?

Hitler.

Your answer makes no grammatical sense.
You can't answer a
why with a
pronoun.

'Hitler' isn't a pronoun.Â* It's a noun.

It's a personal pronoun, you dummies.

No it isn't.Â* It is a proper noun.Â* Just as
all names are.

Personal pronouns are 'he', 'she', 'they' etc.
Â*Who gives a ****?Â* The point is the answer
was nonsensical.

More fool you.
LOL
Â*The only fool is the one who can't write in
English.

Bullenscheiße.
Â*Changing language doesn't make your answer any
more correct.

I reaaly do not cares abowt sumthing cawld Grammer.

That yew sae that mau grammer iz nott corect iz
fore mi u complement.
Espeshalli az it cumz from YEW!!
Â*You sound like a drunk Glaswegian.Â* Actually,
nevermind the drunk,
they're like that anyway.

Thanks greatly for the compliment.

I can't think of any group of people who would be
glad to be called
Glaswegian.
Â*Strike the words "...of any group of people who
would be glad to be called Glaswegian".
Â*There. That makes more sense now.

Good one!
Â*No it wasn't, it had the wit of a 6 year old.

As I said, good one!
In fact, excellent one!
Â*Oh, you like 6 year olds.

What is it to you?
Â*Nothing at all, but the law doesn't like it.

If it is nothing to you, why comment?
Â*What's wrong with commenting on things I don't care about?

Well it is not against the law ---
Â*Must I do everything which is not against the law?Â* That would
take a lot of time.Â* Actually maybe not, as 99% of things are
against the law.

So true --
Â*We are in agreement for the second time.Â* Now list the laws you
would like removed:

1)Â*Â*Â*Â*Â*Â* It is forbidden to walk your pet whale down the street.
..........
102327}Â* It is forbidden to leave your house without wearing
underwear.
.......
939257)Â* No one may step on any of the nation’s currency.
Â*Those laws do not exist.
Â*Anyway, the first is impossible, and the other two are done
without prosecution regularly.

They do somewhere in the world.
Â*Which country?


Never mind.


So you were making it up then.


Whatever
 




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