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On Fri, 09 Jun 2017 11:57:24 +0100, wrote:
On Fri, 9 Jun 2017 21:46:56 +1200 Peter Keller wrote: On 09.06.2017 04:33, James Wilkinson Sword wrote: Well with those silly shorts and helmet... At least I ride a bike, a very convenient delightful economical viable means of transport, and we all know that YOU think bicyclists are the Viable so long as your journey isn't too long and doesn't have many steep hills, you don't need to transport anything larger than a rucksack, you don't need to wear a suit at your destination, it isn't ****ing down with rain and/or boiling hot and the roads arn't full of traffic that can run you over. Other than that yes, a bicycle is a fantastic mode of transport. Indeed. I use one for pleasure only. They're no ****ing use for day to day activities. I can't bring a fortnight's shopping home on one from Asda. I can't go 200 miles to visit a relative. -- According to the Guinness Book of World Records, Wolfgang Butterballs of Staines, England jettisoned a record 813ml of ejaculate on June 22, 1997. The average is 3.5ml. |
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On Fri, 09 Jun 2017 15:25:36 +0100
"James Wilkinson Sword" wrote: On Fri, 09 Jun 2017 14:57:02 +0100, Ralph Mowery wrote: I live out where it is about a 3 to 5 mile trip to town. I hate the spandex riders on the country roads slowing up things. If thye just want to ride for the fun of it, go to a park or some place off the main roads. Same for those mini motocycles or whatever they are that only do about 20 MPH. What's worse is motorists who won't overtake until they can give them about a metre gap. Not necessary, I give them the same gap as I would a parked car. 6 inches to a foot. Yeah, but if you do that then one of the sancitmonious pricks will post the video from his inevitable helmet cam on youtube accusing you of aggressive driving and will also send it to the police as a bonus so some useless underperforming plod who can barely spell burglary much less solve one can visit you to wag his finger and get a tick on his next appraisal form. -- Spud |
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On Fri, 09 Jun 2017 15:45:06 +0100, wrote:
On Fri, 09 Jun 2017 15:25:36 +0100 "James Wilkinson Sword" wrote: On Fri, 09 Jun 2017 14:57:02 +0100, Ralph Mowery wrote: I live out where it is about a 3 to 5 mile trip to town. I hate the spandex riders on the country roads slowing up things. If thye just want to ride for the fun of it, go to a park or some place off the main roads. Same for those mini motocycles or whatever they are that only do about 20 MPH. What's worse is motorists who won't overtake until they can give them about a metre gap. Not necessary, I give them the same gap as I would a parked car. 6 inches to a foot. Yeah, but if you do that then one of the sancitmonious pricks will post the video from his inevitable helmet cam on youtube accusing you of aggressive driving and will also send it to the police as a bonus so some useless underperforming plod who can barely spell burglary much less solve one can visit you to wag his finger and get a tick on his next appraisal form. They don't do that up here in Scotland. It seems to be Londoner cyclists that get upset. -- Artificial intelligence is always better than real stupidity. |
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On 10.06.2017 01:57, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Fri, 09 Jun 2017 11:57:24 +0100, wrote: On Fri, 9 Jun 2017 21:46:56 +1200 Peter Keller wrote: On 09.06.2017 04:33, James Wilkinson Sword wrote: Well with those silly shorts and helmet... At least I ride a bike, a very convenient delightful economical viable means of transport, and we all know that YOU think bicyclists are the Viable so long as your journey isn't too long and doesn't have many steep hills, you don't need to transport anything larger than a rucksack, you don't need to wear a suit at your destination, it isn't ****ing down with rain and/or boiling hot and the roads arn't full of traffic that can run you over. Other than that yes, a bicycle is a fantastic mode of transport. Indeed. I use one for pleasure only. They're no ****ing use for day to day activities. I can't bring a fortnight's shopping home on one from Asda. I can't go 200 miles to visit a relative. They are plenty of ****ing use for my day-to-day activities. Maybe not a fortight's shopping, so Imake fourteen daily very pleasurable trips. I have gone 300 miles to visit a relative. A very pleasant five days on the bike in the lovely scenery, breathing in the fresh air .... |
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On 10.06.2017 01:57, Ralph Mowery wrote:
In article , says... On 09.06.2017 04:33, James Wilkinson Sword wrote: Well with those silly shorts and helmet... At least I ride a bike, a very convenient delightful economical viable means of transport, and we all know that YOU think bicyclists are the ****witted pits of humanity. I really feel complimented by that, because YOU said it. Bikes are ok in the city where the traffic is slow. I live out where it is about a 3 to 5 mile trip to town. I hate the spandex riders on the country roads slowing up things. If thye just want to ride for the fun of it, go to a park or some place off the main roads. Same for those mini motocycles or whatever they are that only do about 20 MPH. 5 miles for me is nothing. I must be unusual. I periodically pull aside to let faster traffic pass, if necessary (not often). I don't see the point of mini-motorcycles when one can get such good exercise and movement without the smells and noise and expense of the motor. |
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On 10.06.2017 01:55, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Fri, 09 Jun 2017 10:50:42 +0100, Peter Keller wrote: On 09.06.2017 04:33, James Wilkinson Sword wrote: Then he'd hate himself and should commit suicide. Need any suggestions? I agree with half your statement. I will make myself into the most hateful grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john, clouted boggish foot-licking half-twit, dankish clack-dish plonker, and gormless crook-pated tosser just for YOU, and vomit all my innards straight down your throat and out your nose. After all I ride a bicycle, a very convenient delightful economical viable means of transport, and we all know that YOU think bicyclists are the ****witted pits of humanity. I really feel complimented by that, because YOU said it. I'd have to be 10 times over the legal alcohol limit to come out with what you do. Is that why you're not allowed in a car? Thank you. I take that as a compliment. Now for this.... It really is a very great compliment to be snipping copy and paster by YOU. Especially by YOU. And I have no ****ing interest in looking good in YOUR eyes. After all I ride a ****ing bicycle. And we all know what YOU think of bicyclists. You think they are the ****witted pits of humanity. And because it is YOU who think that, that is an extremely great compliment. We must be doing something right. |
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On Sat, 10 Jun 2017 11:25:40 +0100, Peter Keller wrote:
On 10.06.2017 01:57, Ralph Mowery wrote: In article , says... On 09.06.2017 04:33, James Wilkinson Sword wrote: Well with those silly shorts and helmet... At least I ride a bike, a very convenient delightful economical viable means of transport, and we all know that YOU think bicyclists are the ****witted pits of humanity. I really feel complimented by that, because YOU said it. Bikes are ok in the city where the traffic is slow. I live out where it is about a 3 to 5 mile trip to town. I hate the spandex riders on the country roads slowing up things. If thye just want to ride for the fun of it, go to a park or some place off the main roads. Same for those mini motocycles or whatever they are that only do about 20 MPH. 5 miles for me is nothing. I must be unusual. I periodically pull aside to let faster traffic pass, if necessary (not often). Most cyclists (and slow vehicles like buses and tractors) don't. I don't see the point of mini-motorcycles when one can get such good exercise and movement without the smells and noise and expense of the motor. My car will go 120mph and get me across the country in a matter of hours. How fast will your bicycle go? -- Jazz is what you get when you push a blues quartet down a long flight of stairs. |
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On Sat, 10 Jun 2017 11:22:07 +0100, Peter Keller wrote:
On 10.06.2017 01:57, James Wilkinson Sword wrote: On Fri, 09 Jun 2017 11:57:24 +0100, wrote: On Fri, 9 Jun 2017 21:46:56 +1200 Peter Keller wrote: On 09.06.2017 04:33, James Wilkinson Sword wrote: Well with those silly shorts and helmet... At least I ride a bike, a very convenient delightful economical viable means of transport, and we all know that YOU think bicyclists are the Viable so long as your journey isn't too long and doesn't have many steep hills, you don't need to transport anything larger than a rucksack, you don't need to wear a suit at your destination, it isn't ****ing down with rain and/or boiling hot and the roads arn't full of traffic that can run you over. Other than that yes, a bicycle is a fantastic mode of transport. Indeed. I use one for pleasure only. They're no ****ing use for day to day activities. I can't bring a fortnight's shopping home on one from Asda. I can't go 200 miles to visit a relative. They are plenty of ****ing use for my day-to-day activities. Maybe not a fortight's shopping, so Imake fourteen daily very pleasurable trips. Going shopping every day is only pleasurable for a woman, and one that doesn't have other things to do. I have gone 300 miles to visit a relative. A very pleasant five days on the bike in the lovely scenery, breathing in the fresh air .... Fine if you're retired. -- It is impossible to hold a sandwich between your elbows and eat it. |
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