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Old March 5th 18, 10:37 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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Sir Bradley Wiggins

Sir Roger Bannister


The only difference is that one deserves a knighthood - and then there is
Wiggins
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Old March 5th 18, 02:28 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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On Monday, March 5, 2018 at 9:37:55 AM UTC, Judith wrote:
Sir Bradley Wiggins

Sir Roger Bannister


The only difference is that one deserves a knighthood - and then there is
Wiggins


He is Belgian!
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Old March 6th 18, 10:44 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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On 05/03/18 22:37, Judith wrote:


Sir Bradley Wiggins

Sir Roger Bannister


The only difference is that one deserves a knighthood - and then there is
Wiggins


No.

One was a neurologist.
The other is not.
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Old March 6th 18, 12:09 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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On Mon, 05 Mar 2018 09:37:53 +0000, Judith wrote:



Sir Bradley Wiggins

Sir Roger Bannister


The only difference is that one deserves a knighthood - and then there is
Wiggins



An excellent cartoon - puts it in perspective:
https://www.theguardian.com/commenti...am-sky-cartoon

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Old March 7th 18, 10:34 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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On 07/03/18 05:18, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
On 3/6/2018 1:44 AM, Peter Keller wrote:
On 05/03/18 22:37, Judith wrote:


Sir Bradley Wiggins

Sir Roger Bannister


The only difference is that one deserves a knighthood - and then
there is
Wiggins


No.

One was a neurologist.
The other is not.


How does a knight go to the bathroom?


He must use his sword somehow.
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Old March 7th 18, 08:14 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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On Wednesday, March 7, 2018 at 9:34:29 AM UTC, Peter Keller wrote:
On 07/03/18 05:18, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
On 3/6/2018 1:44 AM, Peter Keller wrote:
On 05/03/18 22:37, Judith wrote:


Sir Bradley Wiggins

Sir Roger Bannister


The only difference is that one deserves a knighthood - and then
there is
Wiggins


No.

One was a neurologist.
The other is not.


How does a knight go to the bathroom?


He must use his sword somehow.


Like the constipated mathematician who used his slide rule to work it out.

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Old March 7th 18, 09:16 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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On Tuesday, March 6, 2018 at 4:18:34 PM UTC, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
On 3/6/2018 1:44 AM, Peter Keller wrote:
On 05/03/18 22:37, Judith wrote:


Sir Bradley Wiggins

Sir Roger Bannister


The only difference is that one deserves a knighthood - and then there is
Wiggins


No.

One was a neurologist.
The other is not.


How does a knight go to the bathroom?


Maybe Knights, like Americans, never bathe.

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Old March 8th 18, 10:22 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Peter Keller[_3_]
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Default Two knoghted sportsmen

On 08/03/18 08:14, Simon Jester wrote:
On Wednesday, March 7, 2018 at 9:34:29 AM UTC, Peter Keller wrote:
On 07/03/18 05:18, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
On 3/6/2018 1:44 AM, Peter Keller wrote:
On 05/03/18 22:37, Judith wrote:


Sir Bradley Wiggins

Sir Roger Bannister


The only difference is that one deserves a knighthood - and then
there is
Wiggins


No.

One was a neurologist.
The other is not.


How does a knight go to the bathroom?


He must use his sword somehow.


Like the constipated mathematician who used his slide rule to work it out.

Oh yes. I like that.
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Old March 8th 18, 09:03 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Simon Jester
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On Thursday, March 8, 2018 at 4:22:27 PM UTC, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
On 3/7/2018 12:16 PM, Simon Jester wrote:
On Tuesday, March 6, 2018 at 4:18:34 PM UTC, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
On 3/6/2018 1:44 AM, Peter Keller wrote:
On 05/03/18 22:37, Judith wrote:


Sir Bradley Wiggins

Sir Roger Bannister


The only difference is that one deserves a knighthood - and then there is
Wiggins


No.

One was a neurologist.
The other is not.


How does a knight go to the bathroom?


Maybe Knights, like Americans, never bathe.


A recent report shows the average limey couple (two fags that is) change their bedsheets only every six months.
Disgusting!


I did not realise cigarettes could marry.

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Old March 9th 18, 07:24 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Simon Jester
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On Friday, March 9, 2018 at 4:52:27 PM UTC, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
On 3/8/2018 12:03 PM, Simon Jester wrote:
On Thursday, March 8, 2018 at 4:22:27 PM UTC, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
On 3/7/2018 12:16 PM, Simon Jester wrote:
On Tuesday, March 6, 2018 at 4:18:34 PM UTC, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
On 3/6/2018 1:44 AM, Peter Keller wrote:
On 05/03/18 22:37, Judith wrote:


Sir Bradley Wiggins

Sir Roger Bannister


The only difference is that one deserves a knighthood - and then there is
Wiggins


No.

One was a neurologist.
The other is not.


How does a knight go to the bathroom?

Maybe Knights, like Americans, never bathe.


A recent report shows the average limey couple (two fags that is) change their bedsheets only every six months.
Disgusting!


I did not realise cigarettes could marry.


You limeys should learn English.


'Limeys' as you call us, speak English by definition.
Faggots are delicious.

Why do you drive on the wrong side of the road?


 




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