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"Child" wrote:
"Floyd L. Davidson" wrote in message ... Her big problem was with the selection of locations! First, she lives in Los Anchorage, where they grow palm trees and Texans. (The Texans make up for a lack of coconuts on the palm trees.) It's just *not* suitable for human habitation! Second, she visits Nome of all places. She clearly waited too long (folks don't do anything in Nome that doesn't lead to divorce), and should have visited there *before* she got hitched. You should see the souveniers I got at the board of trade. I've seen a few "souvenirs" collected in the BOT. Course, this was decades ago. No doubt it is not nearly the low life dive that it was when I was young... ;-) Funniest one was a big scruffy looking fellow sitting at the bar right next to the door, who took a shine to the nice parkas that Alaska Airlines equipped all of their tourists with. So when this group of folks that looked to perhaps be school teachers came in, he decided to get himself a parka. As they left, when the last young school marm was going out the door, he reached out and took hold of the bottom back side of that parka. Now, this was a nice sweet looking lady who no doubt polished behind her ears every day. And the fellow was not. So when she took another step and that parka got tight, she turned around to see what the problem was, and when she saw the problem, it let out a deep rumble from low in its gut, more or less signaling approval. She exited the parka, and the BOT, and ran screaming into the night. And so it came to be that she had the ideal souvenir, and I'm sure that today there is some old maid school teacher somewhere in New England who still tells about fighting off the biggest, ugliest, smelliest sourdough in Nome Alaska who was intent on having his way with sweet little ol' her, right there in public. That was back in the 60's when there were *boardwalks* on Front Street in Nome. But they took them out in the 70's. Nome was never the same since. But I was there in the 80's too. The bartender had a special flashlight. It was made from two of those big ones with 5 or six C cells, so this thing was *huge* and threw a spot of light normally seen only on a stage production. But that was the problem! Because this big light was meant to put a stop to disgusting things happening in dark corners by throwing a lot of light on the member, err... subject. But it seems some of the performers found being in the spot light an exhilarating experience, and rather than stop they'd become even more animated. Something of an animal instinct, I guess. Nome's a nice place to visit, but really... it's just another Whiteman's town. Its pretty integrated, yes. I actually thought it was nice to see a harmoniously integrated town. In all seriousness, it has not been that harmonious. More like the usual case where White guys have no respect for non-white Natives. Nome began as a mining camp of course. And a few Eskimos settled near by. When one outfit decided they wanted to dig for gold right under the homes of the Eskimos, they did exactly that, and without warning. In the process one man was essentially killed (he caught pneumonia due to exposure when his house collapsed as these jerks dug a tunnel under it), and several lost everything they owned. Later it was a segregated town, where Eskimos were not allowed to reside in the white part of town. And even into the late 1950's they had things like a "White Only" theater (which brought on considerable wrath when that fact became known in other parts of Alaska). It has only been since 1972, and the Alaska Native Claims Settlement Act, that Natives have had much of any political influence in Nome. The whole attitude of the town is lily white compared to Bethel, Kotzebue and Barrow. Visit Bethel, Kotzebue or Barrow. Get farther away from the Alaska State Legislature! Go to places where people actually know how to live in the Arctic. Where they say, "My GOD, this is a *wonderful* place!" I am going to Bethel shortly! If you are going to have any dealings with YKHC's administrative offices, send me email and I'll give you some contacts. that just about says it all. Do not even THINK about moving to Nome. Seattle is your true home, not the frozen tundra of the North. You realize that it *rains* in Seattle???? Yech! Plus, and Beth probably won't understand this one yet, but the fact is that south of the Alaska Range, the snow isn't crunchy. If the snow don't crunch when you walk on it, go NORTH! I once went to the slope on oil business. Perhaps someday the NS borough will join the happy family of community health centers and I will get to meet the famous Floyd, but until then the furthest north I get to go is Bethel. Village clinics are different here, because the Borough funded them instead of the State, originally. Or something to that effect. It is possible that the current status could change, given the political and economic changes with the decline of oil revenues. If at some point it becomes more advantageous to structure health care here the way it is in other places, you might end up visiting! -- FloydL. Davidson http://web.newsguy.com/floyd_davidson Ukpeagvik (Barrow, Alaska) |
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"Edward Dolan" wrote:
"Floyd L. Davidson" wrote: You've screwed your head on backwards this morning! Nobody should have to suffer temperatures higher than 65F. We *dont't* need to be sweaty all the time... Did you not pay attention to what I said about us humans being tropical animals. We are essentially naked apes. Now where do you suppose naked apes could live other than the tropics? Ellam Yua would not have provided caribou skins if man were meant to live where you sweat! Of course, your "God" perhaps didn't give you any caribou skins, so you poor *******s have to stay where it's warm, eh? Buy a new god, you'll suffer less. However, the problem with the tropics is that they are also the home of numerous pestiferous insects which carry diseases which can kill us without have trying. I think the temperate climates are the best compromise. Snakes too, and they (like a lot of those insects) also live in "temperate" climates. If Ireland were cooler, it'd be okay too, I guess, eh? The Births Isles have a temperate climate (thanks to the Gulf Stream), but it is overcast and quite rainy there much of the year. But still, it is infinitely preferable to the far north - which is only fit for Eskimos and polar bears. The point was, there *ain't no snakes!* Which is worth almost as much as being cool enough for humans... But, in the Arctic we have both, no snakes and no heat. Wonderful! Barrow is even more different, Eskimos flat do run the place, totally. The North Slope Borough mayor has always been a whaling captain, and the borough has always been run pretty much the way a whaling crew is run. It's one of the things that makes this a nice place to live (of course, oil taxes and the lack of Texans is of some significance too). Those Texans living in Alaska are only there for the money. They will get the hell out of there once the jobs are gone. In the end, Alaska will be for the Eskimos and Indians with Whites in a few of the larger cities like Anchorage and Fairbanks. Well, it's something like that right now. Except that it's Texans in those larger cities. (You farmers in Minnesota may have a hard time distinquishing between Texans and pig farmers. That is the cause of much confusion and embarassment. But I can provide the essential clue to telling them apart at a glance! Easy. The pig farmers have **** on the *outside* of their boots!) Circumscribed existence??? Yeh! The problem with Minnesota is that it 1) doesn't really get cold enough for long enough, and 2) you don't have any Eskimos! There are no symphony concerts in Alaska that I am aware of. Also, not much There are symphony concerts. I wouldn't bother with them, but they do happen. There is no Eskimo dancing in Minnesota. If people there don't know about yuraq and the beat of Eskimo drums, they just aren't really civilized. at all in the way of high culture. Do you not know that man does not live by bread alone - or should I say whale blubber? Damned right. A little caribou sausage is needed too. Heck, I was at a party the night before last, and they put on a *fabulous* Korean dinner. One fellow explained to the cook that he *really* liked one beef dish, because it tasted almost as good as caribou nose. (Seriously, that really did happen!) I need some high culture in my life, not an eternal struggle for the bare essentials. Even in Minnesota is should be possible to obtain a few caribou skins. You too can get bare and experience more than just the essentials! I can't wait until October, myself. May and June usually aren't too bad, but it hit 65F here half a dozen times in July and the first week in August. One day it was even 70F. It's really hard to handle. And September is the rainy season, so it might be drizzling every other day for 3-4 weeks. I like a good hard rain, not an eternal drizzle which is calculated to drive a sane man insane. I prefer a place where it hardly rains. Compared to a hard rain, that is much better. But thank goodness when the 1st of October arrives. Within a week it will be frozen down, and all white and clean again. From the first week in October until late next May, we won't have any rain, we won't have any mudholes in the roads, we won't track dirt into the house, and we won't have to sweat from normal movement. And after November 18th we won't have to squint with the sun in our eyes for 2 months. Sounds god-awful! But actual experience is perfectly god-wonderful. Rain is a misery dumped on the unworthy! If I wanted to get wet, I've got a shower. I try test it once a month too, just to be sure it works in case I ever need it. You obviously know nothing about deserts and how totally inhospitable they You sir, are just another ignorant Southerner. I *live* in a desert! We don't see *any* rain from October through May. The total equivalent rainfall (this includes snow) is less than 5 inches per year! (Not to mention that I lived in the Sonoran Desert for a few years when I was a teenager. That's when I discovered that the Seattle climate I'd grown up with, was so awful! But it was only in my 20's that I discovered the whole secret: dry cold!) are to mankind. You deserve to be condemned to live in the middle of the Sahara Desert of North Africa for a few years to learn the value of rain. Too damned hot there. The problem is that you live in Mini-soter. It gets cold and miserable there, but you have none of the real advantages. Eskimos *are* wonderful things! You can learn so much from them... We have a lot of Germans and Scandinavians who settled in this god-forsaken land, mainly because of the good prairie farming soil. The place probably reminded the Scandinavians of their own poor homeland. Also, a few Irishmen found their way here too. Farming land was the big draw. Why people are living in huge cities here in Minnesota is a mystery to me. That is one similarity between Alaska and Minnesota (seriously), and is one reason there are many people from Minnesota and Wisconsin who have moved to Alaska. Why anyone wants to live in a big city in a northern climate is beyond me. Snow in the bush is *wonderful*, and in a city is nothing but death and misery. -- FloydL. Davidson http://web.newsguy.com/floyd_davidson Ukpeagvik (Barrow, Alaska) |
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"Floyd L. Davidson" wrote in message ... "Child" wrote: "Floyd L. Davidson" wrote in message ... Her big problem was with the selection of locations! First, she lives in Los Anchorage, where they grow palm trees and Texans. (The Texans make up for a lack of coconuts on the palm trees.) It's just *not* suitable for human habitation! Second, she visits Nome of all places. She clearly waited too long (folks don't do anything in Nome that doesn't lead to divorce), and should have visited there *before* she got hitched. You should see the souveniers I got at the board of trade. I've seen a few "souvenirs" collected in the BOT. Course, this was decades ago. No doubt it is not nearly the low life dive that it was when I was young... ;-) It was only 6pm, but the bartender told me to come back later to check out the real action. Unfortunately, I am too old and tired to stay up and get the black van to the Dexter Roadhous. And so it came to be that she had the ideal souvenir, and I'm sure that today there is some old maid school teacher somewhere in New England who still tells about fighting off the biggest, ugliest, smelliest sourdough in Nome Alaska who was intent on having his way with sweet little ol' her, right there in public. LOL, think she is an old lady savoring the memories of Nome now? That was back in the 60's when there were *boardwalks* on Front Street in Nome. But they took them out in the 70's. Nome was never the same since. But I was there in the 80's too. The bartender had a special flashlight. It was made from two of those big ones with 5 or six C cells, so this thing was *huge* and threw a spot of light normally seen only on a stage production. But that was the problem! Because this big light was meant to put a stop to disgusting things happening in dark corners by throwing a lot of light on the member, err... subject. But it seems some of the performers found being in the spot light an exhilarating experience, and rather than stop they'd become even more animated. Something of an animal instinct, I guess. Nome's a nice place to visit, but really... it's just another Whiteman's town. Its pretty integrated, yes. I actually thought it was nice to see a harmoniously integrated town. In all seriousness, it has not been that harmonious. More like the usual case where White guys have no respect for non-white Natives. Seeing as I was visiting NSHC, it certainly looked like a well integrated place. But I will take your word for it. Nome began as a mining camp of course. And a few Eskimos settled near by. When one outfit decided they wanted to dig for gold right under the homes of the Eskimos, they did exactly that, and without warning. In the process one man was essentially killed (he caught pneumonia due to exposure when his house collapsed as these jerks dug a tunnel under it), and several lost everything they owned. Later it was a segregated town, where Eskimos were not allowed to reside in the white part of town. And even into the late 1950's they had things like a "White Only" theater (which brought on considerable wrath when that fact became known in other parts of Alaska). Unfortunately, there are many things that whites have done that we shouldn't have. Luckily, we seem to be evolving. It has only been since 1972, and the Alaska Native Claims Settlement Act, that Natives have had much of any political influence in Nome. The whole attitude of the town is lily white compared to Bethel, Kotzebue and Barrow. I didn't realize Bethel wasn't more similar to Nome, without the gold rush culture. Visit Bethel, Kotzebue or Barrow. Get farther away from the Alaska State Legislature! Go to places where people actually know how to live in the Arctic. Where they say, "My GOD, this is a *wonderful* place!" I am going to Bethel shortly! If you are going to have any dealings with YKHC's administrative offices, send me email and I'll give you some contacts. For that visit I will be visiting Bethel Family Clinic, but I should also make an effort to visit YK. Their medical director is on our board, and is a wonderful guy. I once went to the slope on oil business. Perhaps someday the NS borough will join the happy family of community health centers and I will get to meet the famous Floyd, but until then the furthest north I get to go is Bethel. Village clinics are different here, because the Borough funded them instead of the State, originally. Or something to that effect. It is possible that the current status could change, given the political and economic changes with the decline of oil revenues. If at some point it becomes more advantageous to structure health care here the way it is in other places, you might end up visiting! And you can be sure I will be asking someone to look up Floyd for me. |
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"Child" wrote:
"Floyd L. Davidson" wrote: I've seen a few "souvenirs" collected in the BOT. Course, this was decades ago. No doubt it is not nearly the low life dive that it was when I was young... ;-) It was only 6pm, but the bartender told me to come back later to check out the real action. Unfortunately, I am too old and tired to stay up and get the black van to the Dexter Roadhous. I don't know what they do now, but Nome used to be pretty dead in the summer. Everyone was out fishing or digging for gold. In the winter the BOT would be active all week, but only on weekends in the summer. I was there for the 4th of July one year, and the BOT set up outside and blocked off the street on either side so we could dance in the street all night. It has only been since 1972, and the Alaska Native Claims Settlement Act, that Natives have had much of any political influence in Nome. The whole attitude of the town is lily white compared to Bethel, Kotzebue and Barrow. I didn't realize Bethel wasn't more similar to Nome, without the gold rush culture. Oh, there's a really significant difference! It has become less pronounced over the past couple decades, but it's still there. I am going to Bethel shortly! If you are going to have any dealings with YKHC's administrative offices, send me email and I'll give you some contacts. For that visit I will be visiting Bethel Family Clinic, but I should also make an effort to visit YK. Their medical director is on our board, and is a wonderful guy. Ask for a tour of the admin building too. When you get there, go all the way down to the very end of that long hallway, and look for names on office doors that remind you of me. Knock on that one and introduce yourself. Just say her daddy said you deserved a tour of Bethel from a real tour guide. (The only trouble is that she travels a lot, and is very busy. But if she's there, it will be worth the trouble.) revenues. If at some point it becomes more advantageous to structure health care here the way it is in other places, you might end up visiting! And you can be sure I will be asking someone to look up Floyd for me. I'm really hard to find! ;-) Drop by Sam & Lee's and ask. Or stop at Pepe's and ask there, and they'll tell you where Sam & Lee's is! (Those are, of course, the two best eating joints in town.) -- FloydL. Davidson http://web.newsguy.com/floyd_davidson Ukpeagvik (Barrow, Alaska) |
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Child wrote:
"Edward Dolan" wrote in message ... There are no symphony concerts in Alaska that I am aware of. Also, not much at all in the way of high culture. Do you not know that man does not live by bread alone - or should I say whale blubber? I need some high culture in my life, not an eternal struggle for the bare essentials. Guess again! http://www.anchoragesymphony.org/ If that is the most important thing, then there is no place to live other than northeastern Illinois. http://www.cso.org/. -- Tom Sherman – Quad City Area |
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Child wrote:
"Edward Dolan" wrote in message ... The problem with Alaska and all far northern places is that you are living on the fringes of where humans can live. Please take note of the fact that there are no great numbers of people living on the continent of Antarctica - and for good reason. You need to start thinking about "going south". That "going north" business is strictly for the Eskimo and the polar bear. For all you know, I AM a native alaskan. I must have missed the portion of Exodus where the Children of Israel were the first to occupy Alaska. -- Tom Sherman – Quad City Area |
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"Child" wrote in message ... "Edward Dolan" wrote in message ... The best professors I ever had at college admitted that they were ignorant about many things, even in their own fields of expertise. The worst professors I ever had would never admit to not knowing all there was to know about something. I always thought those types were ridiculous. No one is an expert about everything. Not even you! Edward Dolan wrote in the immediately preceding message which Beth has wrongly edited: I own up to my mistakes easily because I KNOW that everyone is making mistakes all the time. It is part of the human condition. You need to learn how to read more carefully instead of just fastening on the concluding sentences of a post. My entire message was all about how prone to error all of us are. -- Regards, Ed Dolan - Minnesota |
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"Child" wrote in message ... "Edward Dolan" wrote in message ... There are no symphony concerts in Alaska that I am aware of. Also, not much at all in the way of high culture. Do you not know that man does not live by bread alone - or should I say whale blubber? I need some high culture in my life, not an eternal struggle for the bare essentials. Guess again! http://www.anchoragesymphony.org/ But still, it is not quite Carnegie Hall in New York City, is it? Regards, Ed Dolan - Minnesota |
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"Tom Sherman" wrote in message ... Child wrote: "Edward Dolan" wrote in message ... There are no symphony concerts in Alaska that I am aware of. Also, not much at all in the way of high culture. Do you not know that man does not live by bread alone - or should I say whale blubber? I need some high culture in my life, not an eternal struggle for the bare essentials. Guess again! http://www.anchoragesymphony.org/ If that is the most important thing, then there is no place to live other than northeastern Illinois. http://www.cso.org/. New York City remains the cultural and performing arts capital of this country. Poor little old Chicago can't compare. -- Regards, Ed Dolan - Minnesota |
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"Floyd L. Davidson" wrote in message ... "Edward Dolan" wrote: "Floyd L. Davidson" wrote: You've screwed your head on backwards this morning! Nobody should have to suffer temperatures higher than 65F. We *dont't* need to be sweaty all the time... Did you not pay attention to what I said about us humans being tropical animals. We are essentially naked apes. Now where do you suppose naked apes could live other than the tropics? Ellam Yua would not have provided caribou skins if man were meant to live where you sweat! Of course, your "God" perhaps didn't give you any caribou skins, so you poor *******s have to stay where it's warm, eh? Buy a new god, you'll suffer less. Did you not pay attention to what I said about us humans being tropical animals. We are essentially naked apes. Now where do you suppose naked apes could live other than the tropics? (Repetition is the basis of all learning.) However, the problem with the tropics is that they are also the home of numerous pestiferous insects which carry diseases which can kill us without have trying. I think the temperate climates are the best compromise. Snakes too, and they (like a lot of those insects) also live in "temperate" climates. If Ireland were cooler, it'd be okay too, I guess, eh? The British Isles have a temperate climate (thanks to the Gulf Stream), but it is overcast and quite rainy there much of the year. But still, it is infinitely preferable to the far north - which is only fit for Eskimos and polar bears. The point was, there *ain't no snakes!* Which is worth almost as much as being cool enough for humans... But, in the Arctic we have both, no snakes and no heat. Wonderful! Did you not pay attention to what I said about us humans being tropical animals. We are essentially naked apes. Now where do you suppose naked apes could live other than the tropics? (Repetition is the basis of all learning.) Barrow is even more different, Eskimos flat do run the place, totally. The North Slope Borough mayor has always been a whaling captain, and the borough has always been run pretty much the way a whaling crew is run. It's one of the things that makes this a nice place to live (of course, oil taxes and the lack of Texans is of some significance too). Those Texans living in Alaska are only there for the money. They will get the hell out of there once the jobs are gone. In the end, Alaska will be for the Eskimos and Indians with Whites in a few of the larger cities like Anchorage and Fairbanks. Well, it's something like that right now. Except that it's Texans in those larger cities. (You farmers in Minnesota may have a hard time distinquishing between Texans and pig farmers. That is the cause of much confusion and embarassment. But I can provide the essential clue to telling them apart at a glance! Easy. The pig farmers have **** on the *outside* of their boots!) You are thinking of Iowa, but that is OK. The rest of the country does not expect Alaskans to know anything outside their own miserable state. Circumscribed existence??? Yeh! The problem with Minnesota is that it 1) doesn't really get cold enough for long enough, and 2) you don't have any Eskimos! There are no symphony concerts in Alaska that I am aware of. Also, not much There are symphony concerts. I wouldn't bother with them, but they do happen. You should bother with them instead of going on and on about the Eskimo way of life. I assure you that that life has absolutely no appeal for 99.99% of mankind. There is no Eskimo dancing in Minnesota. If people there don't know about yuraq and the beat of Eskimo drums, they just aren't really civilized. at all in the way of high culture. Do you not know that man does not live by bread alone - or should I say whale blubber? Damned right. A little caribou sausage is needed too. Heck, I was at a party the night before last, and they put on a *fabulous* Korean dinner. One fellow explained to the cook that he *really* liked one beef dish, because it tasted almost as good as caribou nose. (Seriously, that really did happen!) I need some high culture in my life, not an eternal struggle for the bare essentials. Even in Minnesota is should be possible to obtain a few caribou skins. You too can get bare and experience more than just the essentials! I can't wait until October, myself. May and June usually aren't too bad, but it hit 65F here half a dozen times in July and the first week in August. One day it was even 70F. It's really hard to handle. And September is the rainy season, so it might be drizzling every other day for 3-4 weeks. I like a good hard rain, not an eternal drizzle which is calculated to drive a sane man insane. I prefer a place where it hardly rains. Compared to a hard rain, that is much better. Did you not pay attention to what I said about us humans being tropical animals. We are essentially naked apes. Now where do you suppose naked apes could live other than the tropics? (Repetition is the basis of all learning.) But thank goodness when the 1st of October arrives. Within a week it will be frozen down, and all white and clean again. From the first week in October until late next May, we won't have any rain, we won't have any mudholes in the roads, we won't track dirt into the house, and we won't have to sweat from normal movement. And after November 18th we won't have to squint with the sun in our eyes for 2 months. Sounds god-awful! But actual experience is perfectly god-wonderful. Only for benighted souls such as yourself who do not know any better. Rain is a misery dumped on the unworthy! If I wanted to get wet, I've got a shower. I try test it once a month too, just to be sure it works in case I ever need it. You obviously know nothing about deserts and how totally inhospitable they You sir, are just another ignorant Southerner. I *live* in a desert! We don't see *any* rain from October through May. The total equivalent rainfall (this includes snow) is less than 5 inches per year! Yes, I am well aware that the polar regions are essentially deserts. Just another reason why there are not millions of people living there (besides the eternal cold of course). I mean, who wants to spend all their time just melting snow so you can have some water to drink and not die of thirst. (Not to mention that I lived in the Sonoran Desert for a few years when I was a teenager. That's when I discovered that the Seattle climate I'd grown up with, was so awful! But it was only in my 20's that I discovered the whole secret: dry cold!) are to mankind. You deserve to be condemned to live in the middle of the Sahara Desert of North Africa for a few years to learn the value of rain. Too damned hot there. Did you not pay attention to what I said about us humans being tropical animals. We are essentially naked apes. Now where do you suppose naked apes could live other than the tropics? (Repetition is the basis of all learning.) The problem is that you live in Mini-soter. It gets cold and miserable there, but you have none of the real advantages. Eskimos *are* wonderful things! You can learn so much from them... We have a lot of Germans and Scandinavians who settled in this god-forsaken land, mainly because of the good prairie farming soil. The place probably reminded the Scandinavians of their own poor homeland. Also, a few Irishmen found their way here too. Farming land was the big draw. Why people are living in huge cities here in Minnesota is a mystery to me. That is one similarity between Alaska and Minnesota (seriously), and is one reason there are many people from Minnesota and Wisconsin who have moved to Alaska. Why anyone wants to live in a big city in a northern climate is beyond me. Snow in the bush is *wonderful*, and in a city is nothing but death and misery. Snow is a misery where ever it is located. Do you not know that people die of the snow and cold. Read about the Donner party sometime, why don't you. They ended up eating each other. No caribou sausage around for them! -- Regards, Ed Dolan - Minnesota |
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