Pavement cyclist falls off.

He he.
The missus has reported that she was walking along the pavement at the end
of the road where there is a 90 deg blind corner.
A yoof on a bike came came tazzing round the other way and in an attempt to
avoid a collision fell off!
She asked if he was alright and having got an affirmative reply told him to
ride a bit slower in future, me I'd have said "what a pity, you ****** ".
Not very sympathetic am I. Ha ha.

Pete