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Ed Dolan's final farewell to freaking ARBR!
I believe we have finally come to the parting of the ways. This newsgroup,
ARBR, is so far beneath me that I do not even know how to describe it. There are nothing but jerks and nerds left here. Ed Gin (Johnny ReBike) will administer the coup de grace. I leave you to yourselves. I have taken many a final farewell from this group before, most with much cussing and swearing and slamming of doors. Heretofore, there has always been at least one intelligent soul left to entice me back. But now we have reached the nadir. Even Wayne LoGo, the Poet of ARBR, is into nothing but **** and **** and cum and sperm. He has fatally confused the excretory function with the reproductive function. A poet without taste is worse than worthless. It would have been better if he had never been born. I would be remiss in leaving if I did not leave a few final parting words about the real scoundrels that exist on this group. Jon Meinecke comes foremost to mind. Ever the weasel, he is beneath contempt. I have gotten rid of various other scum bags who used to infect this group like the plague. Tom Sherman is now thankfully gone as is Cletus Lee, another major hypocrite to be sure. They posted their liberal political views on this forum like forever before I came along and made short work of them and their despicable views. Liberals are nothing but traitors and ought to be taken out, put up against a wall and shot. I even got rid of that dastardly Byron Ball who thought it was just fine and dandy that liberals should post their horrible crappy **** here on ARBR. Larry Varney is now gone from here too. He was nothing if not an ornery old coot. Bottom line, I am just too Great for this miserable little freaking recumbent group. It is composed of mostly nothing but working class slobs who have neglected their minds and know nothing about anything. They will never rise to middle class standards, let alone the Great standard that I have set here on ARBR. Hells Bells, they do not even know anything about recumbents. If anyone left here wants to knows something worthwhile about recumbents, then subscribe to Bob Bryant's RCN and forget all this crap here on ARBR. Btu I am not only Great, I am also a Great Saint. That others on this group have not recognized my Saintliness only goes to prove how steeped in sin they are. Since they are not worthy of me, I am leaving. Yea! You will not have Ed Dolan the Great to kick around any more. May all of you choke and gag on your trivial freaking nonsense messages to one another. Truly, the lot of you are fit for nothing but a mental asylum. Like MacArthur, I will return only if the outrages grow beyond all human endurance. But I have decided to give up all attempts at niceness forevermore. In the future, should I return, I will be consistently nasty and will go for the jugular each and every time. I will become an ogre and the rest of you slobs will finally have a reason for not liking me. No more Mr. Nice Guy! I will be the scepter that haunts this group and reminds you of how good you could have had it if only you had listened to me. Poor damned creatures, lost forever in your own ignorance and stupidity. May God have mercy on your pitiful souls. My Greatness is not for you. -- Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota aka Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota |
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HIP-HIP-HOORAY!!!!
Now let's hope ol' ****-face a.k.a. "Edward Dolan" will keep his word
and NEVER come back!!! HIP-HIP-HOORAY!!!!! |
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Ed Dolan's final farewell to freaking ARBR!
"Edward Dolan" wrote in message ... I believe we have finally come to the parting of the ways. I wish you well Ed. Stay safe and enjoy many happy recumbent miles. |
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Ed Dolan's final farewell to freaking ARBR!
You belong out on a ledge somewhere.
"Edward Dolan" wrote in message ... I believe we have finally come to the parting of the ways. This newsgroup, ARBR, is so far beneath me that I do not even know how to describe it. There are nothing but jerks and nerds left here. Ed Gin (Johnny ReBike) will administer the coup de grace. I leave you to yourselves. I have taken many a final farewell from this group before, most with much cussing and swearing and slamming of doors. Heretofore, there has always been at least one intelligent soul left to entice me back. But now we have reached the nadir. Even Wayne LoGo, the Poet of ARBR, is into nothing but **** and **** and cum and sperm. He has fatally confused the excretory function with the reproductive function. A poet without taste is worse than worthless. It would have been better if he had never been born. I would be remiss in leaving if I did not leave a few final parting words about the real scoundrels that exist on this group. Jon Meinecke comes foremost to mind. Ever the weasel, he is beneath contempt. I have gotten rid of various other scum bags who used to infect this group like the plague. Tom Sherman is now thankfully gone as is Cletus Lee, another major hypocrite to be sure. They posted their liberal political views on this forum like forever before I came along and made short work of them and their despicable views. Liberals are nothing but traitors and ought to be taken out, put up against a wall and shot. I even got rid of that dastardly Byron Ball who thought it was just fine and dandy that liberals should post their horrible crappy **** here on ARBR. Larry Varney is now gone from here too. He was nothing if not an ornery old coot. Bottom line, I am just too Great for this miserable little freaking recumbent group. It is composed of mostly nothing but working class slobs who have neglected their minds and know nothing about anything. They will never rise to middle class standards, let alone the Great standard that I have set here on ARBR. Hells Bells, they do not even know anything about recumbents. If anyone left here wants to knows something worthwhile about recumbents, then subscribe to Bob Bryant's RCN and forget all this crap here on ARBR. Btu I am not only Great, I am also a Great Saint. That others on this group have not recognized my Saintliness only goes to prove how steeped in sin they are. Since they are not worthy of me, I am leaving. Yea! You will not have Ed Dolan the Great to kick around any more. May all of you choke and gag on your trivial freaking nonsense messages to one another. Truly, the lot of you are fit for nothing but a mental asylum. Like MacArthur, I will return only if the outrages grow beyond all human endurance. But I have decided to give up all attempts at niceness forevermore. In the future, should I return, I will be consistently nasty and will go for the jugular each and every time. I will become an ogre and the rest of you slobs will finally have a reason for not liking me. No more Mr. Nice Guy! I will be the scepter that haunts this group and reminds you of how good you could have had it if only you had listened to me. Poor damned creatures, lost forever in your own ignorance and stupidity. May God have mercy on your pitiful souls. My Greatness is not for you. -- Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota aka Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota |
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Ed Dolan's final farewell to freaking ARBR!
In article , Edward Dolan
wrote: I believe we have finally come to the parting of the ways. This newsgroup, ARBR, is so far beneath me that I do not even know how to describe it. There are nothing but jerks and nerds left here. Ed Gin (Johnny ReBike) will administer the coup de grace. I leave you to yourselves. I have taken many a final farewell from this group before, most with much cussing and swearing and slamming of doors. Heretofore, there has always been at least one intelligent soul left to entice me back. But now we have reached the nadir. Even Wayne LoGo, the Poet of ARBR, is into nothing but **** and **** and cum and sperm. He has fatally confused the excretory function with the reproductive function. A poet without taste is worse than worthless. It would have been better if he had never been born. I would be remiss in leaving if I did not leave a few final parting words about the real scoundrels that exist on this group. Jon Meinecke comes foremost to mind. Ever the weasel, he is beneath contempt. I have gotten rid of various other scum bags who used to infect this group like the plague. Tom Sherman is now thankfully gone as is Cletus Lee, another major hypocrite to be sure. They posted their liberal political views on this forum like forever before I came along and made short work of them and their despicable views. Liberals are nothing but traitors and ought to be taken out, put up against a wall and shot. I even got rid of that dastardly Byron Ball who thought it was just fine and dandy that liberals should post their horrible crappy **** here on ARBR. Larry Varney is now gone from here too. He was nothing if not an ornery old coot. Bottom line, I am just too Great for this miserable little freaking recumbent group. It is composed of mostly nothing but working class slobs who have neglected their minds and know nothing about anything. They will never rise to middle class standards, let alone the Great standard that I have set here on ARBR. Hells Bells, they do not even know anything about recumbents. If anyone left here wants to knows something worthwhile about recumbents, then subscribe to Bob Bryant's RCN and forget all this crap here on ARBR. Btu I am not only Great, I am also a Great Saint. That others on this group have not recognized my Saintliness only goes to prove how steeped in sin they are. Since they are not worthy of me, I am leaving. Yea! You will not have Ed Dolan the Great to kick around any more. May all of you choke and gag on your trivial freaking nonsense messages to one another. Truly, the lot of you are fit for nothing but a mental asylum. Like MacArthur, I will return only if the outrages grow beyond all human endurance. But I have decided to give up all attempts at niceness forevermore. In the future, should I return, I will be consistently nasty and will go for the jugular each and every time. I will become an ogre and the rest of you slobs will finally have a reason for not liking me. No more Mr. Nice Guy! I will be the scepter that haunts this group and reminds you of how good you could have had it if only you had listened to me. Poor damned creatures, lost forever in your own ignorance and stupidity. May God have mercy on your pitiful souls. My Greatness is not for you. Too wordy a post for me to devote the time to but i get the gist of it. But I assume this means you won't be leaving and your desparate for some attention. |
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HIP-HIP-HOORAY!!!!
"nj_diver" wrote in message oups.com... Now let's hope ol' ****-face a.k.a. "Edward Dolan" will keep his word and NEVER come back!!! HIP-HIP-HOORAY!!! Just a few loose ends and I am gone forever! Careful there nj or Jon Meinecke will report you to your ISP for using a no-no word like ****-face. In any event I shall never miss anything you ever had to say to the group since as far as I can tell you never said anything to the group - except for stupid one liners of course. -- Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota aka Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota |
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Ed Dolan's final farewell to freaking ARBR!
"Jim & Meg" wrote in message news:jdIQe.991$nq.235@lakeread05... You belong out on a ledge somewhere. [...] Just a few loose ends to take care of and I am gone forever! Is that Jim or Meg speaking? Or maybe the two of you are connected at the chest or the head like Siamese twins and you are not individuals at all. I'll bet you hold hands in public and maybe even kiss in public, never realizing how disgusting and repulsive such behavior is to a Great Saint like myself. -- Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota aka Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota |
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Ed Dolan's final farewell to freaking ARBR!
"Slugger" wrote in message ... In article [...] Too wordy a post for me to devote the time to but i get the gist of it. But I assume this means you won't be leaving and your desparate for some attention. Just a few loose ends to take care of and I am gone forever! i should be I, your should be you're and desparate should be desperate. I do not slink away into the night like Sherman did when I leave a group I have been on for several years. No, I leave in grand style as becomes my Greatness. I will permanently be gone from here as soon as this present thread is finished. Let us hope that this thread does not go on forever. -- Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota aka Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota |
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Ed Dolan's final farewell to freaking ARBR!
Yes, you can rest assured Eddie won't leave.
Enjoy, Perry B Slugger wrote: Too wordy a post for me to devote the time to but i get the gist of it. But I assume this means you won't be leaving and your desparate for some attention. |
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