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Old October 23rd 15, 10:59 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Bod[_5_]
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Default Formula 1 drivers who love cycling and Jeremy Clarkson (thehypocrite)

Jensen Button
Mark Webber
Fernando Alonso

Jeremy Clarkson, a British television presenter and car fanatic is well
known for his controversial views and his outspoken nature. Clarkson’s
view on cyclists is something along the lines of this outburst;
“Trespassers in the motorcars domain, they do not pay road tax and
therefore have no right to be on the road, some of them even believe
they are going fast enough to not be an obstruction. Run them down to
prove them wrong”.

However, Clarkson is something of a hypocrite as he’s been regularly
spotted cycling with his wife at the weekends.
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Old October 23rd 15, 02:17 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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Default Formula 1 drivers who love cycling and Jeremy Clarkson (thehypocrite)

On Fri, 23 Oct 2015 10:59:18 +0100
Bod wrote:

Jensen Button
Mark Webber
Fernando Alonso

Jeremy Clarkson, a British television presenter and car fanatic is
well known for his controversial views and his outspoken nature.
Clarkson’s view on cyclists is something along the lines of this
outburst; “Trespassers in the motorcars domain, they do not pay road
tax and therefore have no right to be on the road, some of them even
believe they are going fast enough to not be an obstruction. Run them
down to prove them wrong”.

However, Clarkson is something of a hypocrite as he’s been regularly
spotted cycling with his wife at the weekends.


It's old news that Clarkson rides bikes, and also that what he writes is
intended to be humorous rather than literal. Sadly there will always be
the occasional idiot/psycopath who can't tell the difference between GTA
and reality.

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Old October 23rd 15, 03:05 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Bod[_5_]
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Default Formula 1 drivers who love cycling and Jeremy Clarkson (thehypocrite)

On 23/10/2015 14:17, Rob Morley wrote:
On Fri, 23 Oct 2015 10:59:18 +0100
Bod wrote:

Jensen Button
Mark Webber
Fernando Alonso

Jeremy Clarkson, a British television presenter and car fanatic is
well known for his controversial views and his outspoken nature.
Clarkson’s view on cyclists is something along the lines of this
outburst; “Trespassers in the motorcars domain, they do not pay road
tax and therefore have no right to be on the road, some of them even
believe they are going fast enough to not be an obstruction. Run them
down to prove them wrong”.

However, Clarkson is something of a hypocrite as he’s been regularly
spotted cycling with his wife at the weekends.


It's old news that Clarkson rides bikes, and also that what he writes is
intended to be humorous rather than literal. Sadly there will always be
the occasional idiot/psycopath who can't tell the difference between GTA
and reality.

Yeh, the formula works.
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Old October 23rd 15, 09:59 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Simon Jester
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Default Formula 1 drivers who love cycling and Jeremy Clarkson (the hypocrite)

On Friday, October 23, 2015 at 10:59:21 AM UTC+1, Bod wrote:
Jensen Button
Mark Webber
Fernando Alonso

Jeremy Clarkson, a British television presenter and car fanatic is well
known for his controversial views and his outspoken nature. Clarkson's
view on cyclists is something along the lines of this outburst;
"Trespassers in the motorcars domain, they do not pay road tax and
therefore have no right to be on the road, some of them even believe
they are going fast enough to not be an obstruction. Run them down to
prove them wrong".

However, Clarkson is something of a hypocrite as he's been regularly
spotted cycling with his wife at the weekends.


Clarkson's on screen personality is his livelihood.
In real life he is an above average intelligence person and therefore rides a pedal cycle.
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Old October 23rd 15, 10:04 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
David Lang
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Default Formula 1 drivers who love cycling and Jeremy Clarkson (thehypocrite)

On 23/10/2015 21:59, Simon Jester wrote:
On Friday, October 23, 2015 at 10:59:21 AM UTC+1, Bod wrote:
Jensen Button
Mark Webber
Fernando Alonso

Jeremy Clarkson, a British television presenter and car fanatic is well
known for his controversial views and his outspoken nature. Clarkson's
view on cyclists is something along the lines of this outburst;
"Trespassers in the motorcars domain, they do not pay road tax and
therefore have no right to be on the road, some of them even believe
they are going fast enough to not be an obstruction. Run them down to
prove them wrong".

However, Clarkson is something of a hypocrite as he's been regularly
spotted cycling with his wife at the weekends.


Clarkson's on screen personality is his livelihood.
In real life he is an above average intelligence person and occasionally rides a pedal cycle.

IFYPFY


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Old October 23rd 15, 10:14 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Simon Jester
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Default Formula 1 drivers who love cycling and Jeremy Clarkson (the hypocrite)

On Friday, October 23, 2015 at 10:04:10 PM UTC+1, David Lang wrote:
On 23/10/2015 21:59, Simon Jester wrote:
On Friday, October 23, 2015 at 10:59:21 AM UTC+1, Bod wrote:
Jensen Button
Mark Webber
Fernando Alonso

Jeremy Clarkson, a British television presenter and car fanatic is well
known for his controversial views and his outspoken nature. Clarkson's
view on cyclists is something along the lines of this outburst;
"Trespassers in the motorcars domain, they do not pay road tax and
therefore have no right to be on the road, some of them even believe
they are going fast enough to not be an obstruction. Run them down to
prove them wrong".

However, Clarkson is something of a hypocrite as he's been regularly
spotted cycling with his wife at the weekends.


Clarkson's on screen personality is his livelihood.
In real life he is an above average intelligence person and occasionally rides a pedal cycle.

IFYPFY


This must mean you occasionally ride a pedal cycle.
Wouldn't that make you a sponging freeloader or below average intelligence?



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Old October 24th 15, 12:11 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
David Lang
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Default Formula 1 drivers who love cycling and Jeremy Clarkson (thehypocrite)

On 23/10/2015 22:14, Simon Jester wrote:
On Friday, October 23, 2015 at 10:04:10 PM UTC+1, David Lang wrote:
On 23/10/2015 21:59, Simon Jester wrote:
On Friday, October 23, 2015 at 10:59:21 AM UTC+1, Bod wrote:
Jensen Button
Mark Webber
Fernando Alonso

Jeremy Clarkson, a British television presenter and car fanatic is well
known for his controversial views and his outspoken nature. Clarkson's
view on cyclists is something along the lines of this outburst;
"Trespassers in the motorcars domain, they do not pay road tax and
therefore have no right to be on the road, some of them even believe
they are going fast enough to not be an obstruction. Run them down to
prove them wrong".

However, Clarkson is something of a hypocrite as he's been regularly
spotted cycling with his wife at the weekends.

Clarkson's on screen personality is his livelihood.
In real life he is an above average intelligence person and occasionally rides a pedal cycle.

IFYPFY


This must mean you occasionally ride a pedal cycle.


Although I'm well above average intelligence, and compared to you I'm a
genius, I rode a push bike as a child, but grew up.

Wouldn't that make you a sponging freeloader or below average intelligence?


Cyclists are well below average intelligence, as you so often
demonstrate, buy I pay for what I use.



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Old October 24th 15, 07:39 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Bod[_5_]
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Default Formula 1 drivers who love cycling and Jeremy Clarkson (thehypocrite)

On 24/10/2015 00:11, David Lang wrote:
On 23/10/2015 22:14, Simon Jester wrote:
On Friday, October 23, 2015 at 10:04:10 PM UTC+1, David Lang wrote:
On 23/10/2015 21:59, Simon Jester wrote:
On Friday, October 23, 2015 at 10:59:21 AM UTC+1, Bod wrote:
Jensen Button
Mark Webber
Fernando Alonso

Jeremy Clarkson, a British television presenter and car fanatic is
well
known for his controversial views and his outspoken nature. Clarkson's
view on cyclists is something along the lines of this outburst;
"Trespassers in the motorcars domain, they do not pay road tax and
therefore have no right to be on the road, some of them even believe
they are going fast enough to not be an obstruction. Run them down to
prove them wrong".

However, Clarkson is something of a hypocrite as he's been regularly
spotted cycling with his wife at the weekends.

Clarkson's on screen personality is his livelihood.
In real life he is an above average intelligence person and
occasionally rides a pedal cycle.

IFYPFY


This must mean you occasionally ride a pedal cycle.


Although I'm well above average intelligence, and compared to you I'm a
genius, I rode a push bike as a child, but grew up.

Wouldn't that make you a sponging freeloader or below average
intelligence?


Cyclists are well below average intelligence, as you so often
demonstrate, buy I pay for what I use.



You just project your ignorance, making yourself look foolish on here.
Your gripe is with the government who don't demand tax/insurance on
cycles, but you're so stupid that you can't see that.
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Old October 24th 15, 10:46 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Peter Keller[_3_]
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Default Formula 1 drivers who love cycling and Jeremy Clarkson (thehypocrite)

On Sat, 24 Oct 2015 00:11:21 +0100, David Lang wrote:

I rode a push bike as a child, and thankfully did not grow up.

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Old October 24th 15, 01:30 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
David Lang
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Default Formula 1 drivers who love cycling and Jeremy Clarkson (thehypocrite)

On 24/10/2015 07:39, Bod wrote:
On 24/10/2015 00:11, David Lang wrote:
On 23/10/2015 22:14, Simon Jester wrote:
On Friday, October 23, 2015 at 10:04:10 PM UTC+1, David Lang wrote:
On 23/10/2015 21:59, Simon Jester wrote:
On Friday, October 23, 2015 at 10:59:21 AM UTC+1, Bod wrote:
Jensen Button
Mark Webber
Fernando Alonso

Jeremy Clarkson, a British television presenter and car fanatic is
well
known for his controversial views and his outspoken nature.
Clarkson's
view on cyclists is something along the lines of this outburst;
"Trespassers in the motorcars domain, they do not pay road tax and
therefore have no right to be on the road, some of them even believe
they are going fast enough to not be an obstruction. Run them down to
prove them wrong".

However, Clarkson is something of a hypocrite as he's been regularly
spotted cycling with his wife at the weekends.

Clarkson's on screen personality is his livelihood.
In real life he is an above average intelligence person and
occasionally rides a pedal cycle.

IFYPFY

This must mean you occasionally ride a pedal cycle.


Although I'm well above average intelligence, and compared to you I'm a
genius, I rode a push bike as a child, but grew up.

Wouldn't that make you a sponging freeloader or below average
intelligence?


Cyclists are well below average intelligence, as you so often
demonstrate, buy I pay for what I use.



You just project your ignorance, making yourself look foolish on here.
Your gripe is with the government who don't demand tax/insurance on
cycles, but you're so stupid that you can't see that.


So, you finally admit to being a sponging freeloader. Excellent!
 




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