Motorists not welcome

Simon Jester wrote:
On Saturday, April 20, 2019 at 9:03:46 AM UTC+1, MrCheerful wrote:
On 19/04/2019 17:26, JNugent wrote:
On 19/04/2019 11:05, wrote:

On Thursday, April 18, 2019 at 11:52:05 PM UTC+1, TMS320 wrote:


On the other hand, there must be an alternative explanation for
the smooth running of this arrangement. Something impossible for
the tiny minds of some to grasp.

On one of our club rides, I used to leave a quid in a tin at a farm
and shove 6 boxed eggs into my rear pocket.

There must be an easier and less messy way to make an omelette.

I think you may find that in this case 'back pocket' is actually a
euphemism for another part of the body.

More proof that everyone here can be glad they are not you.
Cycle jerseys often have a pouch at the back designed to carry food
and drink for those who don't want the extra weight of bottle cages
or luggage. I prefer the luggage option (JVTV flashback) as my
bicycle is a utility vehicle not a tennis racket.

I'm so glad that I'm not you.
Please tell us how long you have been a ******.
And lets face the truth, you are a ******.