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December Cold in Minnesota
On Dec 18, 1:05*am, "Edward Dolan" wrote:
Is there warmth anywhere in the world in cold, bleak December? There is naught but cold and snow here in the dreary wastes of Minnesota. Yea, now is the winter of my discontent. I am going to blow a gasket if the cold does not let up soon. God Damn the ****ing State of Minnesota all the way to Hell and Back! Who are these folks anyway who are stupid enough to want to live here? I curse my Irish ancestors for ever having settled on these miserable northern prairies. The dumb Swedes and other Scandinavians did not know any better, but the Irish should have. Minnesota is the equivalent of the Eastern region of Siberia. Only the Arctic regions are colder - where the freaking Eskimos live. Well, as you can tell, I am starting to go crazy from the cold. Any of you who are living in more moderate climes should count your blessings. Right about now, I would give my soul for a little warmth. My advice to anyone reading these forlorn words of mine is that if you are still young make it your life's work to find a decent climate to live in. You do not want to end up like me, cursing the weather every day of your life. Regards, Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota aka Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota You may already be crazy. Here's what you have to do immediately. Grab your toothbrush and diddy bag and go directly to the Greyhound station. Buy a ticket to southern Florida or some other place where the weather suits your clothes. Like Ratso did in the Midnight Cowboy. Just don't die before you get there. It will feel good to be warm and have the sun shining on you. Minnesota doesn't sound like a fit place for decent life, at least not in the winter unless you are some kind of ****ing eskimo. piks |
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December Cold in Minnesota
wrote in message ... On Dec 18, 1:05 am, "Edward Dolan" wrote: Is there warmth anywhere in the world in cold, bleak December? There is naught but cold and snow here in the dreary wastes of Minnesota. Yea, now is the winter of my discontent. I am going to blow a gasket if the cold does not let up soon. God Damn the ****ing State of Minnesota all the way to Hell and Back! Who are these folks anyway who are stupid enough to want to live here? I curse my Irish ancestors for ever having settled on these miserable northern prairies. The dumb Swedes and other Scandinavians did not know any better, but the Irish should have. Minnesota is the equivalent of the Eastern region of Siberia. Only the Arctic regions are colder - where the freaking Eskimos live. Well, as you can tell, I am starting to go crazy from the cold. Any of you who are living in more moderate climes should count your blessings. Right about now, I would give my soul for a little warmth. My advice to anyone reading these forlorn words of mine is that if you are still young make it your life's work to find a decent climate to live in. You do not want to end up like me, cursing the weather every day of your life. Regards, Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota aka Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota You may already be crazy. Here's what you have to do immediately. Grab your toothbrush and diddy bag and go directly to the Greyhound station. Buy a ticket to southern Florida or some other place where the weather suits your clothes. Like Ratso did in the Midnight Cowboy. Just don't die before you get there. It will feel good to be warm and have the sun shining on you. Minnesota doesn't sound like a fit place for decent life, at least not in the winter unless you are some kind of ****ing Eskimo. I would not mind going to someplace that was warm and sunny, but it has to be a place which is mostly devoid of people. I am a hermit and do not like crowds. But I am also unlucky. I would probably die like Ratso and stink up the Greyhound bus. Regards, Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota aka Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota |
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