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Ryan Cousineau wrote:
In article , RonSonic wrote: On Sat, 2 Dec 2006 22:26:21 +1100, patch70 wrote: Howard Kveck Wrote: Actually, no. You're assuming that there's a pro-American bias in these opinions when there isn't one. So if Pereiro had won the Tour then been busted for doping after a super-human performance, all the Americans here that are defending Landis would be defenfing Pereiro just as much? Yeah, right. Were his tests mishandled as badly as the Landis samples, with the same premature announcements and procedural violations? More to the point, did he pull off that glorious 5-peak breakaway that was so audacious nobody else was willing to believe in it? Yes, and he was pursued by machine gun wielding Spanish Mafioso while he did it. Luckily, the Mafioso drivers were so focused on providing a steady platform for the notoriously-poorly-aiming gunners that they crashed off the side of the road during a descent and exploded in a ball of flames. So did their car. Dental records later identified one of the assailants as Dr. Fuentes. Keep going! Pereiro's virtual win is starting to sound more wonderful than Landis' actual win. Then there's the part where, in order to avoid an Iban Mayo crash, Pereiro had to cut across a field and fell into a cavern filled with art treasures stolen by the Nazis during WW II. It was defended by actual Nazis too! Mummified, of course. Pereiro defeated the Army of mummified Nazis by rewiring his HR monitor to his transmitter and timing his heartbeat to the precise frequency needed to shatter the mummies to dust. Truly, one of the great moments in TdF history! Especially since Sastre et. al. didn't wait for him. A sucker for a good story, OK, I'll try to come up with one of those too. |
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Fred Fredburger wrote: Ryan Cousineau wrote: In article , RonSonic wrote: On Sat, 2 Dec 2006 22:26:21 +1100, patch70 wrote: Howard Kveck Wrote: Actually, no. You're assuming that there's a pro-American bias in these opinions when there isn't one. So if Pereiro had won the Tour then been busted for doping after a super-human performance, all the Americans here that are defending Landis would be defenfing Pereiro just as much? Yeah, right. Were his tests mishandled as badly as the Landis samples, with the same premature announcements and procedural violations? More to the point, did he pull off that glorious 5-peak breakaway that was so audacious nobody else was willing to believe in it? Yes, and he was pursued by machine gun wielding Spanish Mafioso while he did it. Luckily, the Mafioso drivers were so focused on providing a steady platform for the notoriously-poorly-aiming gunners that they crashed off the side of the road during a descent and exploded in a ball of flames. So did their car. Dental records later identified one of the assailants as Dr. Fuentes. Keep going! Pereiro's virtual win is starting to sound more wonderful than Landis' actual win. Then there's the part where, in order to avoid an Iban Mayo crash, Pereiro had to cut across a field and fell into a cavern filled with art treasures stolen by the Nazis during WW II. It was defended by actual Nazis too! Mummified, of course. Pereiro defeated the Army of mummified Nazis by rewiring his HR monitor to his transmitter and timing his heartbeat to the precise frequency needed to shatter the mummies to dust. Truly, one of the great moments in TdF history! Especially since Sastre et. al. didn't wait for him. A sucker for a good story, OK, I'll try to come up with one of those too. No, stay with this one. I think it's the third rewrite of the Lance Armstrong Movie script. For the fourth rewrite, they just reuse the "Driven" script after doing a search-and-replace of "car" with "bicycle." The peloton literally explodes, -- Ryan Cousineau http://www.wiredcola.com/ "I don't want kids who are thinking about going into mathematics to think that they have to take drugs to succeed." -Paul Erdos |
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Ryan Cousineau wrote:
In article , Fred Fredburger wrote: Ryan Cousineau wrote: In article , RonSonic wrote: On Sat, 2 Dec 2006 22:26:21 +1100, patch70 wrote: Howard Kveck Wrote: Actually, no. You're assuming that there's a pro-American bias in these opinions when there isn't one. So if Pereiro had won the Tour then been busted for doping after a super-human performance, all the Americans here that are defending Landis would be defenfing Pereiro just as much? Yeah, right. Were his tests mishandled as badly as the Landis samples, with the same premature announcements and procedural violations? More to the point, did he pull off that glorious 5-peak breakaway that was so audacious nobody else was willing to believe in it? Yes, and he was pursued by machine gun wielding Spanish Mafioso while he did it. Luckily, the Mafioso drivers were so focused on providing a steady platform for the notoriously-poorly-aiming gunners that they crashed off the side of the road during a descent and exploded in a ball of flames. So did their car. Dental records later identified one of the assailants as Dr. Fuentes. Keep going! Pereiro's virtual win is starting to sound more wonderful than Landis' actual win. Then there's the part where, in order to avoid an Iban Mayo crash, Pereiro had to cut across a field and fell into a cavern filled with art treasures stolen by the Nazis during WW II. It was defended by actual Nazis too! Mummified, of course. Pereiro defeated the Army of mummified Nazis by rewiring his HR monitor to his transmitter and timing his heartbeat to the precise frequency needed to shatter the mummies to dust. Truly, one of the great moments in TdF history! Especially since Sastre et. al. didn't wait for him. A sucker for a good story, OK, I'll try to come up with one of those too. No, stay with this one. I think it's the third rewrite of the Lance Armstrong Movie script. For the fourth rewrite, they just reuse the "Driven" script after doing a search-and-replace of "car" with "bicycle." The peloton literally explodes, Perfect. Every once in a while I have a LOT of fun typing up weird, goofball posts. Don't know that anyone enjoys reading them, but they're a blast to type. It now occurs to me that the last time I had this much fun typing it was in response to you too. Fatty Master World: The Amusement Park. Six months or so ago. As Ian Drury and the Blockheads once sang: "You're My Inspiration". Or was that "Hit Me with Your Rhythm Stick"? I can make sense of either, really. |
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patch70 wrote: Howard Kveck Wrote: Actually, no. You're assuming that there's a pro-American bias in these opinions when there isn't one. So if Pereiro had won the Tour then been busted for doping after a super-human performance, all the Americans here that are defending Landis would be defenfing Pereiro just as much? Yeah, right. Yup, that's exactly what I'm saying. There is a group in here who think everyone is guilty and some who look at the circumstances and have defended the accused no matter what nationality they are. -- tanx, Howard Never take a tenant with a monkey. remove YOUR SHOES to reply, ok? |
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Fred Fredburger wrote: Ryan Cousineau wrote: In article , Fred Fredburger wrote: Ryan Cousineau wrote: In article , RonSonic wrote: On Sat, 2 Dec 2006 22:26:21 +1100, patch70 wrote: Howard Kveck Wrote: Actually, no. You're assuming that there's a pro-American bias in these opinions when there isn't one. So if Pereiro had won the Tour then been busted for doping after a super-human performance, all the Americans here that are defending Landis would be defenfing Pereiro just as much? Yeah, right. Were his tests mishandled as badly as the Landis samples, with the same premature announcements and procedural violations? More to the point, did he pull off that glorious 5-peak breakaway that was so audacious nobody else was willing to believe in it? Yes, and he was pursued by machine gun wielding Spanish Mafioso while he did it. Luckily, the Mafioso drivers were so focused on providing a steady platform for the notoriously-poorly-aiming gunners that they crashed off the side of the road during a descent and exploded in a ball of flames. So did their car. Dental records later identified one of the assailants as Dr. Fuentes. Keep going! Pereiro's virtual win is starting to sound more wonderful than Landis' actual win. Then there's the part where, in order to avoid an Iban Mayo crash, Pereiro had to cut across a field and fell into a cavern filled with art treasures stolen by the Nazis during WW II. It was defended by actual Nazis too! Mummified, of course. Pereiro defeated the Army of mummified Nazis by rewiring his HR monitor to his transmitter and timing his heartbeat to the precise frequency needed to shatter the mummies to dust. Truly, one of the great moments in TdF history! Especially since Sastre et. al. didn't wait for him. A sucker for a good story, OK, I'll try to come up with one of those too. No, stay with this one. I think it's the third rewrite of the Lance Armstrong Movie script. For the fourth rewrite, they just reuse the "Driven" script after doing a search-and-replace of "car" with "bicycle." The peloton literally explodes, Perfect. Every once in a while I have a LOT of fun typing up weird, goofball posts. Don't know that anyone enjoys reading them, but they're a blast to type. It now occurs to me that the last time I had this much fun typing it was in response to you too. Fatty Master World: The Amusement Park. Six months or so ago. http://groups.google.com/group/rec.b...rm/thread/8b30 09b3b588b78c/5c1dbc0edf6e6d96?lnk=st&q=fattie+master+world&rnum =1#5c1dbc0 edf6e6d96 As Ian Drury and the Blockheads once sang: "You're My Inspiration". Or was that "Hit Me with Your Rhythm Stick"? I can make sense of either, really. You know what inspires me? LIVEDRUNK. Agonizingly sober, but I did just visit the new restaurant in my neighbourhood. It was called "Wang's SamGae". It had five dishes on the menu: 1) chicken soup with ginseng 2) chicken soup with vegetables (spicy) 3) chicken soup 4) roast chicken 5) chicken soup with different vegetables (spicier) I recommend the chicken, -- Ryan Cousineau http://www.wiredcola.com/ "I don't want kids who are thinking about going into mathematics to think that they have to take drugs to succeed." -Paul Erdos |
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patch70 wrote:
Dan Connelly Wrote: Fiendishly clever of him, you must admit. And notice how he wears cycling shorts to cleverly cover up the needle marks. More proof. So let me guess: because Floyd is American, he must be innocent. But if we were talking about Pereiro or Vinokourov in the same situation, they'd be as guilty as sin. Dumbass, Lots of people in rbr have said nice things about Vino, including whinging about the unfairness of excluding him from last year's Tour. Denial is not just a river. Cliche is not just a crutch. It's a wheelchair for ideas that can't stand on their own. Ben |
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"Ryan Cousineau" wrote in message ... Agonizingly sober, but I did just visit the new restaurant in my neighbourhood. It was called "Wang's SamGae". It had five dishes on the menu: 1) chicken soup with ginseng 2) chicken soup with vegetables (spicy) 3) chicken soup 4) roast chicken 5) chicken soup with different vegetables (spicier) I recommend the chicken, It's not chicken. |
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On Sun, 03 Dec 2006 02:10:44 GMT, Ryan Cousineau wrote:
In article , Fred Fredburger wrote: Ryan Cousineau wrote: In article , RonSonic wrote: On Sat, 2 Dec 2006 22:26:21 +1100, patch70 wrote: Howard Kveck Wrote: Actually, no. You're assuming that there's a pro-American bias in these opinions when there isn't one. So if Pereiro had won the Tour then been busted for doping after a super-human performance, all the Americans here that are defending Landis would be defenfing Pereiro just as much? Yeah, right. Were his tests mishandled as badly as the Landis samples, with the same premature announcements and procedural violations? More to the point, did he pull off that glorious 5-peak breakaway that was so audacious nobody else was willing to believe in it? Yes, and he was pursued by machine gun wielding Spanish Mafioso while he did it. Luckily, the Mafioso drivers were so focused on providing a steady platform for the notoriously-poorly-aiming gunners that they crashed off the side of the road during a descent and exploded in a ball of flames. So did their car. Dental records later identified one of the assailants as Dr. Fuentes. Keep going! Pereiro's virtual win is starting to sound more wonderful than Landis' actual win. Then there's the part where, in order to avoid an Iban Mayo crash, Pereiro had to cut across a field and fell into a cavern filled with art treasures stolen by the Nazis during WW II. It was defended by actual Nazis too! Mummified, of course. Pereiro defeated the Army of mummified Nazis by rewiring his HR monitor to his transmitter and timing his heartbeat to the precise frequency needed to shatter the mummies to dust. Truly, one of the great moments in TdF history! Especially since Sastre et. al. didn't wait for him. A sucker for a good story, OK, I'll try to come up with one of those too. No, stay with this one. I think it's the third rewrite of the Lance Armstrong Movie script. For the fourth rewrite, they just reuse the "Driven" script after doing a search-and-replace of "car" with "bicycle." The peloton literally explodes, How about something like "Gone in 60 Seconds" except with Colnagos and stuff. Get some cyclocross style action in there and chase scenes through shopping malls with motorcycles and mountain bikes. Maybe save that for the sequel "Lance 2: a pain chamois cream won't cure." Ron |
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